A cock ring that tells the time! I like duel purpose items! And about time your off the fainting couch for Christ sake. Couldn't you have at least threw us a bone? Opps. You did. And you should see how I caught it.
MJ? Oh darling, I think I heard she got stuck in Detroit cause her passport and her genitals don't match anymore and she had to wait until the government shut down to sneak back across the border. Still, I'm glad the old thing is back and all "rested."
Where is your comment about the comment box? I was going to answer that it might be something wrong your end... I am not having to slide to write long sentences. Sx
My how time passes... my uvula... I always surprise myself... Now... about this comment box thingy... It seems like another case of "Even tho you don't want it we're giving it to you anyway" Another case of Google herpes....
It takes a licking...
ReplyDeleteIt's lines like that one that keep me posting.
DeleteA cock ring that tells the time! I like duel purpose items! And about time your off the fainting couch for Christ sake. Couldn't you have at least threw us a bone? Opps. You did. And you should see how I caught it.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that you said, Mistress Maddie?
DeleteYou know I can't understand a word you say when your mouth is full.
And who changed the layout of these %#@! comment boxes while I was away?
ReplyDeleteJeez! She's back for just a few days and she's already whinning. One would think the meds would have kicked in by now.
DeleteHUGGY JON: Speaking of “kicked,” please bend over.
DeleteWhy is it that we now have to slide the bar over to "preview" our comment (if it's more than a few words long) or if we want to "edit" our comment?
DeleteYou can't see the entire comment in "preview" or "edit" mode unless you slide the bar?
Is it just me?
Hello? Anyone?
I replied down below... so many things are down below at Infomaniac, so I hope you find it :-)
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MJ? Oh darling, I think I heard she got stuck in Detroit cause her passport and her genitals don't match anymore and she had to wait until the government shut down to sneak back across the border. Still, I'm glad the old thing is back and all "rested."
ReplyDeletePEENEE: And it's lines like that one that make me wonder why I bothered to return.
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ReplyDeletei often use a sundial to tell the time.
ReplyDeletethe olde ways are usually the best.
Is this a wind up?
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NORMA & MISS SCARLET: Okay, we’re good. We’re back to comments pleasing to Mistress MJ.
ReplyDeletePeenee, take note.
Where is your comment about the comment box? I was going to answer that it might be something wrong your end... I am not having to slide to write long sentences.
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This is a long sentence do I have to slide? Please ignore this comment as I am addressing the preview comment box.
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Apologies Mistress MJ, yes I do have to slide to preview and edit. What a pain.
Does anyone have a solution?
DeleteANYONE?
Wordpress.
DeleteIf the Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ doesn't have the answer, I give up.
DeleteThere is Wordpress...BUT THEN NO ONE WILL VISIT YOU EVER AGAIN... except Mr Mags, who is kind... and Jon and Dinah.
Delete*glares at Mr Lax*
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What?
DeleteI haven't even had my morning coffee yet.
ReplyDeleteAll this is too too much.
And I have put my grumpy face on.
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My how time passes... my uvula... I always surprise myself...
ReplyDeleteNow... about this comment box thingy... It seems like another case of "Even tho you don't want it we're giving it to you anyway" Another case of Google herpes....
Mistress MJ is in a mood and must post some music to soothe the savage bitch.
ReplyDeleteOne moment please.
Who needs to worry about sliding a comment button when there's a watch than needs a good winding? Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: We've got some knobs that need polishing when you're through with the watch-winding.
DeleteA speciality of mine. Jx
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