Saturday, August 10, 2013

Shitty Saturday

Well, THIS day was a total waste of makeup!



Mistress MJ will return soon when her mood improves.

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14 comments:

  1. Jon DeepBlue9:05 PM, August 10, 2013

    Uh-oh!

    *tip-toes out of the room*

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  2. designing wally9:18 PM, August 10, 2013

    There are some things you can't cover up with lipstick & powder.

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    1. Mitzi 6:13 AM, August 11, 2013

      I thought I heard you mention my name, can't you talk any louder?

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  3. normadesmond9:36 PM, August 10, 2013

    listen Mammose Jube, if you use a
    large enough trowel and scoop on
    enough spackle, any mood can be obliterated.

    i do it everyday.

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  4. Anonymous10:28 PM, August 10, 2013

    Bumbum.

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  5. LẌ12:22 AM, August 11, 2013

    [tiptoes in]

    [fluffs pillows]

    [trips on Jameson empties]

    [tiptoes out]

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice3:30 AM, August 11, 2013

    [spectralises in]

    [leaves catalogue of fat, naked old men in questionable poses and a boozy selection from Hotel Chocolat]

    [also trips on Jamesons empties]

    [spectralises out]

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  7. Mitzi 6:12 AM, August 11, 2013

    MJ puts the 'turd' in Saturday.

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  8. Princess9:57 AM, August 11, 2013

    Yes... but think on the bright side... You still have that cute little compact ready to put your face on for another day...

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  9. Mistress Maddie11:50 AM, August 11, 2013

    Have a cocktail and get your kitty punched. It does wonders!

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  10. Z2:26 PM, August 11, 2013

    Tomorrow will be a different matter. Let's make sure of it.

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  11. mrpeenee4:13 PM, August 11, 2013

    Your mood improves?

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  12. The Mistress3:14 AM, August 12, 2013

    Thank you to everyone (except Peenee) for your valiant attempts to brighten Mistress MJ's day.

    I should also like to point out that until I read Norma's comment, I had not noticed the "turd" in SaTURDay.

    That alone is enough to cheer me up.

    Kudos to MacLX for the pillow fluffing whilst he is holidays. That, Bitches, is devotion.

    And bonus points to Mr. DeVice, not just for the catalogue of fat, naked old men in questionable poses but also for the boozy selection from Hotel Chocolat. Bitches, if you have not sampled these delicious booze-infused chocolates, you must do so. Mistress MJ is fortunate to have Mr. DeVice as her supplier as they're not available in Canada.

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