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But since the Third Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event (deadline Sunday, August 25th) is NOT a contest, you can ignore this post.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Gay Ware
If Mistress MJ were giving away prizes for the Third Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event (details here,) she would reward you with this charming gay gift set...
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But since the Third Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event (deadline Sunday, August 25th) is NOT a contest, you can ignore this post.
[photos via]
But since the Third Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event (deadline Sunday, August 25th) is NOT a contest, you can ignore this post.
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Okay. I ignore.
ReplyDelete*ignores Mago*
DeleteOh that's just lovely Magnoila Javinia, but wouldn't a garden hoe be more appropriate? How many can say they have an official Informanaic Hoe?
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: I consider YOU the Official Infomaniac Hoe.
DeleteWith Norma the runner-up.
WOW, from the Oubliette to a title!?! How is this possible?* waiting for the other shoe to fall* And with Norma! We will be the Hoeing Team. She will have to lose the ear trumpet though.
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Yes, you get a title but it doesn't mean you're getting the Gay Ware.
DeletePerfect to keep my collection of used condoms. I'll have the flame base with black lids please!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of “flamers” here’s Huggy Jon.
DeleteDoes it come in Scarlet Blue?
ReplyDeleteSx
Oh, Miss Scarlet! You’ve shape-shifted again!
DeleteOr should I say “Ms” Scarlet?
A gay ware butter dish. What more could you ask for.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Boy Butter?
DeleteIt would be lovely on the bedside no?
DeleteEven better would be a young man slathered in Boy Butter on the bed.
Deletejust what i've come to expect here...
ReplyDeletethe old bait 'n switch.
NORMA: Jealous because you're the runner-up hoe?
DeleteIf I were entering the contest, would I win yet?
ReplyDeleteLX: *reaches for bag of stickers*
DeleteThere's no container for poppers. I'd claim a refund under the Trades Descriptions Act. Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: How about a set of Prozac and Poppers?
DeleteI guess this is the "Not going to remind you of the deadline Bitches" for the "Third annual 'this is Not a gardening competition' event" and "this is not the prize" post...
ReplyDeleteI guess i'd best get snapping now... If only the fog would clear for long enough...
PRINNY: Where are you?
DeleteOff the Grand Banks of Newfoundland?
Just looking at these make me want to live in a Doris Day film!
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: I’m picturing you having pillow talk with Rock Hudson.
DeleteWhere's the one for tranquilizers? I aways say "There's no smart kitchen without valium."
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Would you consider substituting Xanax?
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