As you can see (above) Mr. DeVice is already in the Gincuzzi and waiting for the rest of you to join him.
The bar is open, Bitches...
Leslie Jordan is stepping in to take your order but rest assured that the Official Infomaniac Bartender will be here to mix it.
Mistress MJ loves every COCKtail except gin so you'll find her by the Vodka Fountain.
Adios Motherfuckers!
Gin ... isn't that something the Brits invented for calming down the riotous elements in the colonies? A kind of making use of leftovers, like dingleberries or such, what the goats avoid.
ReplyDeleteFirst?
Blame the Dutch.
DeletePerhaps the Adios Mother Fucker could be the official drink for those of us banned from Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteLX: I've added your "Banned By Infomaniac" logo to the sideBAR.
DeleteMrs. Eynsford-Hill: "But it can't have been right for your father to be pouring spirits down her throat like that, it could have killed her."
ReplyDeleteEliza Doolittle: "Not her! Gin was mother's milk to her. Besides he poured so much down his own throat, he knew the good of it."
Jx
JON: Do you mean he drank?
DeleteGin was like Mother's milk?
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: In your case, I’m sure gin was your mother’s milk!
DeleteI think I've spent too long in the Gincuzzi. All my blood has been transmuted into gin. I'm 100% proof!
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: Not to mention shrinkage.
Deleteoh how fun...I always wanted to be a vampire.
DeleteAnd you know where she will be drinking the gin from.
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE #1 FAN: We cannot discuss such things in polite company.
DeleteI'm so glad that drink matched the barmans shirt... I'd hate to see a Curacao clash....
ReplyDeleteI'm off to the Gincuzzi to sample some of that 100% poof... er... i mean proof...
PRINNY: Take your new “pink loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie” with you.
DeleteHow could i not darling? I'm hoping to compare ahem... "notes"
DeletePRINNY: How high do we have to turn up the heat on the Gincuzzi to melt that witch DeVice?
DeleteLX: Was that the IKEA monkey?
DeletePrincess is drowning!!!
ReplyDeleteQuick, Someone throw her an olive!
WALLY: Throw her an Olive?
DeleteYou asked.
Mistress MJ delivers.
ReplyDeleteas i see it, being sober is the
best defensive move when
entering these premises.
NORMA: What’s the worst that could happen?
DeleteIs it World Gin Day again already?
ReplyDeleteI tend to suffer the Horrors after swilling the stuff and it also makes my swizzle shrivel.
I'll be in Leslie's dressing room if you need me...
AYEM8Y: A shriveled swizzle stick?
DeleteSay it fast.
And yet you don’t show any shrinkage when you’re in the pool.
First off, you don't need to ask me twice to jump on Mr DeVice, second bitch, it World Gin Day here everyday....every hour for that matter!!! But in honor lets us have a Gin-a-Along........
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: A Gin-a-Long?
DeleteAnd a one, and a two…
♫Love is like a bottle of gin♫
Ha! I parry your miserable Magnetic Fields with a bit of Divine Comedy...
DeleteI'm the will you'll not destroy
I'm the gin in the gin-soaked boy
Jx
PS Hic!
JON: Don’t expect a riposte.
DeleteMistress MJ hasn’t had her morning coffee yet.
MJ, I'm over from the Mistress Borghese's Casa and wanted to thank you for bringing it to her attention about World Gin Day. Just what her neighborhood needed.....I'm sure. A gincuzzi? Does the Mistress B have one of those?
ReplyDeletePEARLY GATES: Are you any relation to Bill?
DeleteWelcome to Infomaniac!
It is customary to offer our new visitors cake.
You gin lovers oughta try a new one called Ungava, made from juniper and other berries from the Canadian arctic. It's amazing (but it's yellow so it takes getting used to)!
ReplyDeleteRILEY: Don’t eat the yellow snow.
DeleteOne of the ingredients is “wild rose hips”…that’s what a certain suitor used to call Mistress MJ.
I see that their website is in English and French but no Inuktitut.
Looks like a Ramos Gin Fizz in there.
ReplyDeleteJASON: gin fizz works mighty fast, when you drink it by the pitcher and not by the glass
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