Mistress MJ returns briefly to celebrate the following THREE events:
1. Norma's birthday...
Please help yourself to Norma's cake. There's plenty of cake (and Norma) to go around.
2. Canada Day...
Thanks to fellow Canuck, Huggy Jon for the photo. I believe these are Huggy Jon's own undergear or "bobettes" as they're known in Québec.
And finally...
3. LX's fifth anniversary as "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ."
Here we see Mistress MJ attempting to school LX in "How to Talk Canadian, Eh?"...
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Now, if we can only teach LX to say "zed" instead of "zee," we'll be making some progress.
As usual, the Vodka Fountain and the Gincuzzi are in full swing.
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Fire up the barbecue, Bitches!
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1. Happy Birthday Norma!
ReplyDelete2. Happy Canada Day, eh?
3. Do I get an Infomaniac company car?
company car? You'll be lucky if she gives you a clown car!
DeleteGreeting MJ and happy Canada Day to you. We are like two ships, rubbing asses in the middle of the night!!!! And Happy Birthday to Norma!!! The sweet, dear, very old thing! A BBQ in her honor? Just who in hell will be brave enough to roast their weenie for her? You know that bitch is hungry for some roasted meat.
ReplyDeletei'll take just a sliver of cake...
ReplyDeletei'm watching my waistline.
no cream?
DeleteGosh, it's hot in here. Must be the barbeque? Looks like the icing from Norma's cake has melted and dripped on Huggy Jon's smalls...
ReplyDeleteAnyway, happy birthday Norma! Happy Canada Day Canadinians, and happy anniversary LX!
Happy Everything!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Ms Norma!
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Every day is a celebration here at Infomaniac. Happy birthday, Norma! Remind me, is it you or Olivia who's the older sister? Jx
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Norma old girl!
ReplyDeleteI will have Poutine for my tea tonight in celebration of Canada Day.
With a little perserverance LX, I'm sure you'll be able to conquer your speech impediment. I had trouble getting my tongue around my R's when I was a nipper.
But now, you are in command of your r's, Mitzi!
DeleteI like to think so Mago. Sometimes, if I'm feeling extra theatrical, I like to roll my R's like the Scots and the French do.
DeleteOn reflection, I've changed my mind about the poutine, I just don't think I could stomach it.
.... you would end up with your Rs on the poo tin.
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Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Norma Desmond!
ReplyDeleteLife long and prosper, Canada!
Keep on fluffin' LX!
My husband's family has roots in Canada. So tonight we will play the national anthem and think about Nova Scotia. Then we'll Antiques Roadshow
ReplyDelete...and think about norma.
DeleteMistress MJ is out engaging in Canadian rituals and hopes you'll all enjoy the open bar and cake galore.
ReplyDeleteBlogging will be sporadic for the next week or two.
Enjoy, Bitches!
Happy Happy and Happy day.
ReplyDeleteNorma you look fabulous for someone of advanced years...
Canada Day... Salute the Beaver!
5 years Mr Lax? The Mistresses pillows should be well fluffed after all tis time...
*submerges back into the gincuzzi*
My, my... I spent the day helping friend moving cauze you all know (but maybe you don't) that July 1st is the official Moving Day in Québec.
ReplyDeleteOh, and happy birthday dearest Norma. I see your recent boob lift did you good. Now your tits are hanging just slightly above your knees instead of your ankles...
Can I have smore cake, please?
HUGGY JON: Yes, I know all about official "Moving Day" in Québec.
DeleteAnd I've seen "Premier Juillet: le film."
Smore cake? Help yourself to the crumbs.
"Canadian rituals"?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: It's our British heritage.
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