I have spoken to my bank manager.... it seems that I do have enough money to fly to Australia.... THE SHORTS WILL BE MINE BEFORE THE END OF THE CONTINUOUS WINTER, you mark my words. *mad pantomime laugh etc, etc...* Sx
Well done Princess! A worthy winner I'm sure.I hope those pesky sniffer dogs at border control don't cause any problems. I thought about entering but with everything going on at the moment and Bonnie Tyler coming 19th at the Eurovision Song Contest, I thought better of it.
Congratulations Princess TFGES will be a welcome addition to the Australian Visitors Centre along with Priscilla's pink bus, Ms Chamberlain's dingo and Helen Reddy!
I am so happy that the winner lives in Oz. Now those despisable 'Shorts will be on the other side of the world. Yay!
ReplyDeleteYour happy and i'm all overcum.
DeleteOh, and: Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteSince everything is backwards and upside down in Australia, will the winner have to wear The Shorts inside out?
DeleteCongratulations to the winner!!!
DeleteSxx
This was all so exciting.
DeleteI need a lie-down.
An historic occasion!
ReplyDeleteWhat?
DeleteYou're not going to say, "Did I win yet?"
I'm still touching myself with excitement...
ReplyDeleteLet's hope The Shorts get to you faster than the blowjob bank that I sent to you TWO MONTHS ago that still hasn't arrived in the post.
Deleteyes lets.. and i've saved up $3.75 towards it. I hate it when the punters want change back all the time.
DeleteBlowjob banks are always slower than the Long Island Expressway...
DeleteI wonder if the ghastly things will be seized by customs and burnt as a hazzard to health. I bet your so excited Princess :-)
ReplyDeleteBEAST: They won't be seized and burnt until they’ve been on YOUR filthy loins.
Deletep.s. I must admit that your caption was quite good.
Not good ENOUGH, mind, but quite good nonetheless.
Well done to Princess!
ReplyDeleteYay!
Sorry Ms Scarlet.
ROSES: Miss Scarlet is always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
DeleteI have spoken to my bank manager.... it seems that I do have enough money to fly to Australia....
DeleteTHE SHORTS WILL BE MINE BEFORE THE END OF THE CONTINUOUS WINTER, you mark my words.
*mad pantomime laugh etc, etc...*
Sx
....maybe it would be easier to intercept them at Norfolk...?
DeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: Don’t forget that Prinny is armed to the teeth with pinking shears, seam rippers, and pins and needles.
DeleteDon’t make me outline your body on the floor with tailor’s chalk.
aren't we really all winners here in infomania?
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Until somebody loses an eye.
DeleteWell done Princess! A worthy winner I'm sure.I hope those pesky sniffer dogs at border control don't cause any problems. I thought about entering but with everything going on at the moment and Bonnie Tyler coming 19th at the Eurovision Song Contest, I thought better of it.
ReplyDeleteMITIZI: Bonnie Tyler was totally eclipsed by a Dane.
DeleteI hope it didn’t spoil your birthday festivities.
I'm concerned for Bonnie's well being, because every now and then she falls apart.
DeleteMITZI: She needs a hero.
Delete"A friend" is upset to find out that the Barenaked Ladies are neither bare nor naked nor ladies.
ReplyDeleteBut they’re Canadian.
DeleteAND they’ve sung in space!
I found you a bare naked lady... well, almost naked!
DeleteHUGGY JON: Once again, something has been lost in translation.
DeleteHave you considered ALS? (teehee)
Ok. Now I'm lost for good. What does the Lou Gehrig's disease have to do with this?
Delete*panic attack*
Now Princess can commence to the repair & restoration of this glamor-filled-frock....
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!!
*wally dusts off spiritual Phaff to aid with heavy the darning*
WALLY: I have suggested that she install a flatulence filter in The Shorts.
DeleteCongratulations Princess TFGES will be a welcome addition to the Australian Visitors Centre along with Priscilla's pink bus, Ms Chamberlain's dingo and Helen Reddy!
ReplyDeleteTOPHER: And Dame Edna!
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