I want to leave a witty comment about the plumbing, but my brain isn't functioning yet as I've only just got up. If someone could help me out, I'd be ever so grateful.
I guess they were out of cold spoons... Cold porcelaine works just as well... or so I'm told...
It is nice to see an unruly russety ginger bush that has not been totally manscaped or whipper-snipped... I just hope the razor doesn't go any lower than his neckline... I quite dislike topiarised shrubbery in any hue...
Either they make the sinks too high in the Sandlands or my legs are even shorter than I've always thought, but I couldn't do that without standing on a box. Maybe he's wearing heels...
Well, that explains the "drip, drip, drip" sound!
ReplyDeleteLX: Please check to see if the knob needs tightening.
DeleteGreat.
ReplyDeleteI just bet he doesn't clean the hair up either.
JASON: A bone of contention in every gay household.
DeleteI want to leave a witty comment about the plumbing, but my brain isn't functioning yet as I've only just got up.
ReplyDeleteIf someone could help me out, I'd be ever so grateful.
Thanks.
Best not to faucet, Mr Device.
ReplyDeleteSx
MR. DeVICE & MISS SCARLET: It is obvious that Mr. DeVice’s stopcock is jammed.
DeleteOh, dear, never stop cock! Jx
DeleteJON: Rock around the cock!
DeleteI guess they were out of cold spoons... Cold porcelaine works just as well... or so I'm told...
ReplyDeleteIt is nice to see an unruly russety ginger bush that has not been totally manscaped or whipper-snipped... I just hope the razor doesn't go any lower than his neckline... I quite dislike topiarised shrubbery in any hue...
PRINNY: I take it you’re not a client of Mr. Baldnutz.
DeleteEither they make the sinks too high in the Sandlands or my legs are even shorter than I've always thought, but I couldn't do that without standing on a box. Maybe he's wearing heels...
ReplyDeleteMUSCATO: I’ve always pictured something like this as your bathroom décor.
Deletebet he shits in it too.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Good gawd, Norma.
DeleteThe day the sink turned into a sunk...
ReplyDeleteWALLY: Norma can sink lower.
DeleteThen, how will I ever know where the bottom truly is..?
DeleteBut it's so cute!
ReplyDeleteIt looks just like a penis, only smaller.
ROSES: I take it you've seen enough of them to know?
Deletekabuki reminds one to wear gloves
ReplyDeletekabuki: Rubber gloves give the best grip.
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