With temperatures like that... Might I suggest you move to highter ground... All that snow and ice melt is bound to start wetting your knickers any moment...
With all that heat, why bother with a BBQ grill. Just drop the wieners and the melons... er... I mean the buns right there on the sidewalk and they'll be done in no time!
I'm sure you could fry a fish directly on the street.
Two please.
ReplyDeleteAnd I suppose you’ll want them served up on a platter?
DeleteI can't breathe, I can't breathe ..!
ReplyDeleteIt's alright for you wallace... That poor gurl hasn't seen her feet since puberty...
DeleteAnd most of our readers haven’t seen their penis in years either.
DeleteYes... It's all great fun until someone burns a nipple...
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ suggests using asbestos-lined pasties.
DeleteA couple of awfully large burgers will be required to fill those baps.
ReplyDeleteI'm putting YOU in charge of condiments.
DeleteAs long as I don't have to deal with seafood sauce, I accept.
ReplyDeleteThere will be no "Kipper Surprise" either.
DeleteMay I bring my own weenie?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Ja, for better or wurst.
DeleteYOWSA! My those weenies look tasty and tell the harlot to put a damn shirt on...I don't like to be stared at while I eat!
ReplyDeleteTOPHER: I’ll set the headlights to low beam.
Deletei guess the girls just fell out of her blouse and she was too busy tending to the meat to notice? bless her heart xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: Another wardrobe malfunction.
DeleteThis isn’t the Super Bowl.
smells like summer!
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Yesterday, my outdoor thermometer gave a reading of 38 degrees Celsius...that's over 100 degrees Fahrenheit to you Bitches below the border.
DeleteThe Humidex reading was even higher.
*fans self vigorously*
MJ is hot!
DeleteOnly 97f/36c here.
And that was the temperature reading for MAY 31st.
DeleteImagine what our summer is going to be like!
Yesterday, it was 14'C here. Freezing for the time of year.
Deleteugh.
ROSES: Keep your knickers on, in that case.
DeleteWith temperatures like that... Might I suggest you move to highter ground... All that snow and ice melt is bound to start wetting your knickers any moment...
ReplyDeletePRINNY: The moisture level of Mistress MJ’s knickers is none of your business.
DeleteWith all that heat, why bother with a BBQ grill. Just drop the wieners and the melons... er... I mean the buns right there on the sidewalk and they'll be done in no time!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you could fry a fish directly on the street.
HUGGY JON: Toasted buns?
DeleteI can't wait to see how she is going to put the fire out
ReplyDeleteJASON: Is your hose big enough to handle it?
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