That is one ugly bathroom alright, keep the wall-mount boyfriend & dynamite the rest. Always remember to leave out a little candy-dish of Vicodin next to the little soaps for a truly tasteful terlit...
Eww, gods! Time and again I am horrified and disgusted by the lewd and crass behavours captured on film here. I can't believe anyone would do such things.
Oh no! I'm a proponent of conservation and think you should preserve this period gem in it's entirety. Although, he may be a bit awkward for some prudish pee shy guests, others will find him a welcoming presence.
kabuki: Mistress MJ happens to know that kabuki signed up to appear on “Bang for Your Buck” but was kicked off the set for misinterpreting the premise behind the show’s title.
Wouldn't a new rubber duck be enough?
ReplyDeletePrimo!
MAGO: In a word, NO.
DeleteNot even the big one?
DeleteKeep in mind that it's a tiny "powder room."
Deletewhen you order the new fixtures,
ReplyDeletemake sure the spare toilet tissue holder
matches the color of the sink & tank.
it'll make the tiny room feel larger.
NORMA: Shall I take a houseboy with me to Homo Depot to see if his skin tone matches any of the Pantone chips?
DeleteI don't know.
ReplyDeleteUnless you have a crocheted cozy for it, it just looks tacky.
JASON: Barbie agrees.
DeleteThat is one ugly bathroom alright, keep the wall-mount boyfriend & dynamite the rest.
ReplyDeleteAlways remember to leave out a little candy-dish of Vicodin next to the little soaps for a truly tasteful terlit...
WALLY: I’ve got it covered.
DeleteI have the tongue spoon rest please!
DeleteMAGO: Yes, you may have the tongue spoon rest.
DeleteI’m not going to ask why.
Eww, gods! Time and again I am horrified and disgusted by the lewd and crass behavours captured on film here. I can't believe anyone would do such things.
ReplyDeleteI mean, fancy leaving the toilet lid up...
MR. DeVICE: It’s no worse than the time you tied the “pink loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie” around your willie.
DeleteOh no! I'm a proponent of conservation and think you should preserve this period gem in it's entirety. Although, he may be a bit awkward for some prudish pee shy guests, others will find him a welcoming presence.
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: I'll have to consult with Norm of "This Old House."
Deleteand norma from
Delete"this old hag"
is chopped liver?
NORMA: As Thombeau would say, “That’s the word on the street.”
DeleteExorcist Pea Green towel and mat? IKEA?
ReplyDeleteLX: It makes my head spin.
DeleteI would sack your interior designer. The wall coverings are a disgrace
ReplyDeleteBEAST: Your bathroom is done using “pebbledash” courtesy of Ma Beastie’s Chick Pea Curry.
Deletekabuki is sure the walldo will keeo you out of Better Homes & Gardens. Because kabuki knows things
ReplyDeletekabuki: Mistress MJ happens to know that kabuki signed up to appear on “Bang for Your Buck” but was kicked off the set for misinterpreting the premise behind the show’s title.
DeleteI have a great recipe for spam dip..!
ReplyDeleteWALLY: I may have to let up the drawbridge on the moat to keep them out.
DeleteI did.
DeleteWhat's a girl to do..?
let everyone know that they only have to type the one word...
You are needed, all will type it.
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