So says The Metropolitan Museum of Butts, a Tumblr blog dedicated to the curation and preservation of fine art posteriors.
Orpheus, Cristoforo Stati, Marble, Italian (Florence), late 16th - early 17th century
We here at Infomaniac find it almost as enjoyable as the Gallery of Alluring Arses featuring the derrières of our very own Infomaniac Bitches.
NOTE: We have not had any additions to the Gallery of Alluring Arses in over a year. Hop to it, Bitches! If you would like to see your arse (bare or clothed) in our gallery, send us a photo.
how about we catch a glimpse
ReplyDeleteof the docent's tuchas?
Entitled, of course, "The Indecent Docent."
Deletep.s. I'm still waiting for a photo of YOUR flabby fanny, Norma.
DeleteDo you want her arse or fanny?
DeleteBLAZNG SCARLET: Now that I think about it, I’m put off by the whole idea.
DeleteNever mind, Norma.
the indecent docent
Deleteif that isn't the name of your memoir,
it should at least be the title of a chapter.
as for my ass...i have no idea what kind of spell you put your minions under, but my computer has indecent docent defense. i sell no wine before it's time.
NORMA: Your wine is Night Train Express and it pulled out of the station a long time ago.
DeleteI was thinking that Pirate had retired the trophy.
ReplyDeleteLX: While it’s true that Ayem8y’s arse sets the bar high, the rest of you are able to hold up your ends.
Delete*still awaiting LX’s booty*
You Got Mine Already!
ReplyDeletePRINNY: I can’t accuse you of being a little behind, then, can I?
DeleteSome rather lovely arses in the gallery ....
ReplyDeleteoh, and first :)
BLAZNG SCARLET: We only have one female arse in the lot.
DeleteWill you be next?
Ooh, I like the fighting Gaul arse from the 25th April. Even with the peg legs!
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: This one?
DeleteSince it has a peg leg (or two), it must be an ancestor of AyeM8y’s.
What's going on with his leg... is it in a plaster cast and bandage?
ReplyDeleteMy arse is knocking around somewhere... thankfully fully clothed.
Sx
MISS SCARLET: I’ve no idea about the plaster cast on Orpheus’ leg.
DeleteIt must be one those “Orphic mysteries.”
Send us your arse photo, Miss Scarlet.
Look here, without that stump Orfeo would simply collapse, weak ankles you know.
DeleteMAGO: I guess you could say "he wouldn't have a leg to stand on."
Delete"Arse! Feck! Nuns!"
ReplyDeleteJx
JON: Down with this sort of thing!
DeleteMy ass should be in a conservatory...
ReplyDeleteWALLY: People who live in glass houses…
DeleteQuite the collection? Thank goodness I have me gitch on but me Mum will want to sing,
ReplyDelete'Donald where's yer troozers!?'
DONN: After your experience today, we know you weren't wearing troozers.
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