It's been a long time since we've heard a peep from Denmark's biggest poof / Infomaniac Bitch, Petra of Petra's Palace.
Click here to read Petra's fashion critique of this year's red carpet styles.
Amanda Seyfried wearing Alexander McQueen. At first glance I couldn't make up my mind about it but now I really like the dress. Not keen on the hair though and maybe this dress wasn't the right one for her because of the armpit wrinkle fat which is cruel to talk about but it's just there. LOOK!...
Petra seems a little obsessed by women's "crotchal areas" and "armpit fat" and is deluded about snagging George Clooney as his future husband, but all in all, an enjoyable presentation of the Oscars red carpet 2013.
Welcome back, Petra!
Monday, February 25, 2013
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The excess titty fat has to go somewhere darling...
ReplyDeleteI guess I best be of to vist our little danish cream poof...
ReplyDeleteOh and First!
PRINNY: Frankly, I’m disappointed that Petra didn’t show us what he was wearing.
DeleteI'm just glad he wasn't going through another "Blue Period"... Remember the FGES saga?
DeletePRINNY: Petra's "Blue Period?"
DeleteDon’t remind me!
I have bits of Sellotape stuck behind my ears to hold my face up, I will make a note to used this method on my armpits should it ever be warm enough for me to take my cardy off.
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MISS SCARLET: Warm enough for you to remove your cardy?
DeleteYou ARE kidding, aren’t you?
Sadly not. Plus the cardy is over a jumper and I have soggy tissues stuffed in the cuffs.
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You are just one set of hair curlers away from Hilda Ogden, Miss Scarlet.
DeleteWhy thank you darlings! MJ you are too kind.
ReplyDeleteHad I known about this I'd have tried to solve the mystery of how a skinny bitch like Amanda Seyfried also can have back fat issues. Bless.
Oh, and technically THIRD!
PETRA: I’m going to need more of your Moët & Chandon if I discover I have back fat issues.
DeleteI'm sure you do. Everyone in tight backless outfits do, unless they're completely anorexic
DeleteNow I am mentally dressing MY husband, George Clooney, in this dress......he has such cute armpit fat!
ReplyDelete*makes popcorn, takes seat front row centre and prepares for Petra/Topher catfight*
Delete*takes up a seat next to MJ*
Delete"pass the popcorn bitch... My money's on Petra"
*Inspects hands and starts filing talons*
Deletewhen kabuki told george about the pansies fighting over his affection he just pulled the covers over his head. he is so cute wfen he pouts
ReplyDeletekabuki: Has George Clooney been in your bed all this time?
DeleteHalle Berry looked like she was wearing one of the elevator doors from the Empire State Building; sheesh. George Clooney would have looked better in that. Or out of that. Out of pretty much everything, come to think of it.
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: Apparently, George Clooney looks good wrapped in kabuki’s Egyptian cotton sheets.
DeleteShirley Bassey wiped the floor with the lot of em.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: That’s DAME Shirley Bassey to the rest of them.
DeletePerhaps that's a scar, aren't some titty-implant procedures done by inserting around the area of the armpits ?
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