Wednesday, January 09, 2013

World Domination Tour

Those of you Bitches with no memory loss (this narrows the field) may recall when Mistress MJ set out on phase one of her World Domination Tour back in 2010.


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Phase two of the World Domination Tour is now underway.

Mistress MJ is stepping out but will return soon.

The Vodka Fountain, Gincuzzi and the Beer Fridge remain in operation during her absence.
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  1. Jon DeepBlue8:24 AM, January 09, 2013

    Premier!

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  2. Jon DeepBlue8:26 AM, January 09, 2013

    OK! I see that heel getting caught in that grillage thing there, and you'll fall over and a car will hit you and you end up in a hospital and, and, and...

    God I hate my psychic powers!

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  3. LẌ8:47 AM, January 09, 2013

    Careful! Remember what happened to Miss Scarlet!

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    1. Ms Scarlet7:24 AM, January 14, 2013

      I've never gone out without thermals since.
      Sx

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  4. designing wally9:04 AM, January 09, 2013

    Squish it like a bug!

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    1. Anonymous1:07 PM, January 09, 2013

      The woman in the white sweater *NOT me why would you think that?* could pulverize the bug right into the center of the Earth!

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  5. Rui Barros9:34 AM, January 09, 2013

    By the look of the photo, that tour started in the 1940's...

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  6. savannah10:30 AM, January 09, 2013

    are y'all moving again, sugar? xoxoxoxo

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  7. normadesmond10:45 AM, January 09, 2013

    are your seams straight?

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    1. Anonymous1:03 PM, January 09, 2013

      As far as I know, she's straight.

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  8. Princess11:23 AM, January 09, 2013

    Don't forget your lippy darling... Oh... And a fistfull of sanitary wipes... one can never be too careful....

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    1. Anonymous1:03 PM, January 09, 2013

      I see you put on your special, sparkly, "Thinking Crown" today, Princess! MJ will need a plethora of sanitary products in this, dirty, dirty, dirty, filthy, blech spit it out, insert hygienic syringe, world!

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    2. Mistress Maddie9:31 PM, January 09, 2013

      Don't you two lamchops worry none, she owns stock in wet wipes and latex gloves.

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    3. Anonymous10:34 PM, January 09, 2013

      And a "self-cleaning oven."

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  9. Jon1:57 PM, January 09, 2013

    Is the world ready for the stomp of those heels?! Jx

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    1. Mistress Maddie9:29 PM, January 09, 2013

      It's now or never darling.....lets just get in over with drunk and painless.

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  10. Lulu LaBonne3:18 PM, January 09, 2013

    Intersting fat woman detail under your calf. I'm gonna get me one of them - is it a velcro thing?

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  11. kabuki zero4:37 PM, January 09, 2013

    a world domino tour! yeah kabuki has no patience for setting up those little blocks, but you go girl. kabuki hears the italians just loves the dominoatrix womens. bon chance

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  12. eroswings4:48 PM, January 09, 2013

    I'll have the masses start rehearsals to play "O Canada" on the vuvuzelas to announce your arrival.

    The parade route will be lined with Dr Pepper, margaritas, fajitas, and some bananas for your hardworking personal assistant, the stylish IKEA monkey.

    Let me know in advance if your entourage is interested in touring our prisons and sampling some of the finest toilet wine in the federal and state penitentiary system.

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  13. Thombeau8:45 PM, January 09, 2013

    Travel well, darling. Stay free of diseases and out of jail!

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  14. Mistress Maddie9:28 PM, January 09, 2013

    Oh, I see, another back room calling in a seedy sex club. Well, I'm getting ready for my own blog break again for the winter and some travel, so don't expect me here upon your return. * should we meet in the same corner pocket back room?* Opps, ah, this thing is still on isn't it???

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  15. The Cool Cookie7:52 AM, January 10, 2013

    Come to Baltimore. I feed you crab.

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  16. Emile1:59 PM, January 10, 2013

    Stepping out? Where did you go?

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  17. kabuki zero6:54 AM, January 11, 2013

    kabuki is tendng the homes fires for you. If LX does not stop making smores we are all gonna weigh 500 lbs. hurry home my angel

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  18. Anonymous7:38 PM, January 11, 2013

    Ach fuckery - I come running through snowfields and telcom dead zones only to find you gone, on a (hopefully cramp free) world tour ... yeah, travel well and all, mia cara ...

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  19. Jon DeepBlue10:30 PM, January 13, 2013

    Attention bitches. I've just spotted MJ in Montreal... looks like she's having a blast!

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  20. Ms Scarlet7:25 AM, January 14, 2013

    How long can World domination take????
    Sx

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  21. Anonymous5:51 PM, January 16, 2013

    Come back!

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  22. Jon DeepBlue8:05 PM, January 16, 2013

    Hey guys, you wouldn't believe who I ran into while taking a little walk in the park...

    Wally and Margaret!

    !

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    1. Mar gar et10:32 PM, January 16, 2013

      Kay I ess ess I in Gee...

      Here we come, walking down the street
      We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet on Infomaniac.

      Hey, hey, we're Wally & Margaret,
      And people say we monkey around,
      But we're too busy singing
      To put anybody down.

      You know that we want to
      Do what we like to do,
      The only time we get restless
      Is around something new.

      Hey, hey, we're Wally & Margaret
      And people say we IKEA monkey around,
      But we're too busy singing.

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  23. Mitzi 4:37 PM, January 18, 2013

    Still out gallivanting?

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  24. Ms Scarlet4:55 PM, January 18, 2013

    Yes, WHERE ARE YOU??? I bet you've gone out without your vest again.
    Sx

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  25. normadesmond11:07 PM, January 18, 2013

    you'd think we'd get a postcard...something!

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