Tuesday, January 01, 2013

The Morning After the Night Before

Help yourselves, Bitches...



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39 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet7:10 AM, January 01, 2013

    :-)
    Sxxx

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    1. The Mistress7:55 AM, January 01, 2013

      MISS SCARLET: Thank you for keeping the noise level low.

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  2. Princess7:27 AM, January 01, 2013

    don't mind if i do darling...

    Yay First!

    Oh Hai Miss Scarlet....

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    1. The Mistress7:55 AM, January 01, 2013

      PRINNY: You and Miss Scarlet are tied for being the “first footers” on Infomaniac in 2013.

      Normally I’d say it was you but Miss Scarlet was trying not to awaken me.

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  3. LẌ7:48 AM, January 01, 2013

    Please pass the FUKITOL®.

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    1. The Mistress7:56 AM, January 01, 2013

      LX: What a memory you have, Mr. LAX!

      I posted that in 2008!

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  4. The Mistress7:56 AM, January 01, 2013

    HERR MAGO: I’m seeing the word “rot” a lot on that first link and that can’t be good.

    As for “Weißbierfrühstück,” I shouldn’t drink anything that I can’t pronounce.

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  5. normadesmond7:59 AM, January 01, 2013

    my go-to has always been The Helen Lawson Enema.

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    1. The Mistress8:05 AM, January 01, 2013

      NORMA: Didn't you star in the off-off-Broadway production of "Love Thine Enema?"

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    2. normadesmond8:20 AM, January 01, 2013

      not only did i star in it, i wrote, directed, staged, choreographed AND worked the box office!

      i also squeezed the bottle.

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    3. The Mistress8:46 AM, January 01, 2013

      NORMA: I hope you washed your hands.

      Filthy bitch.

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  6. Roses8:10 AM, January 01, 2013

    *staggers in looking for coffee*

    Happy New Year! Hope 2013 is moist, unmedicated and fun!

    *staggers out again*

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    1. The Mistress8:16 AM, January 01, 2013

      Would you like a shot of something stronger in your coffee, Miss Roses?

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    2. Roses5:59 PM, January 01, 2013

      Yes please.

      RDJ thanks.
      xx

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  7. LẌ8:26 AM, January 01, 2013

    And of course, Happy New Year Mistress MJ!

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    1. The Mistress8:46 AM, January 01, 2013

      Happy New Year to YOU too, Mr. LAX!

      And the kittehs, of course.

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  8. Anonymous8:28 AM, January 01, 2013

    Click it and play it loud: It's Austrian beer radio - absolutely unbearable!

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  9. The Mistress8:45 AM, January 01, 2013

    MAGO: You have the honour of being the first Bitch sent to the Oubliette in 2013.

    Your crime…that “music.”

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  10. Anonymous8:58 AM, January 01, 2013

    Ah the oubliette - possibly the best place now: Pill-dispenser, reading area and at your feet, what more could a fat cat possibly beg for?

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  11. Anonymous11:27 AM, January 01, 2013

    I am at the gym. The door is open. The syringes are filled, lined up on the kitchen table, alphabetically by name, and game. Single file, only take yours, self-administer, lick it clean and quietly leave (do not open the refrigerator to swig Cold Duck). I'm trusting you, and Dunston is watching.

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    1. The Mistress4:01 PM, January 01, 2013

      MARGARET: Mistress MJ has heard the line “lick it clean” too many times to be fooled again.

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  12. The Cool Cookie11:42 AM, January 01, 2013

    Every year at Christmas when the Husband was posted at his old job, the Columbus office would have a nice dinner and White Elephant Gift Exchange. The head honchos from the Home Office heard about what fun it was, and they started showing up. Fun was had by one and all and the wine flowed like water. As Cookie and Husband seldom drink at work affairs, our time was more than merry watching people let their hair down.

    ANYWAY at one party a real divisional VP showed up and we became fast friends. When the gift exchange came around she dared me to choose her gift, so I did. And as you know, a true White Elephant Gift exchange includes things that the "donors" received as presents, but don't want, need or otherwise covet. Her's was a small, intricately carved box, inlaid with mother of pearl. Not my thing either. So I took away someone elses present and gave them the box (another aspect of a white elephant gift exchange).

    "What! You don't need a hash box?" she exclaimed.

    Quite frankly, no, I didn't. Not that it wasn't nice, but I had no use for it, legal or otherwise.

    And that, dear ones, is why I don't drink at work parties. While everyone else was three sheets to the wind and forgot that moment, I kept it tucked away for some point in the future when it will come in handy.

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    1. The Mistress4:01 PM, January 01, 2013

      COOKIE: I hope the other Bitches are paying attention.

      If you’re tucking secrets away like this, I would love to know what dirt you have on Norma, Peenee, and the other Bitches.

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  13. LẌ2:42 PM, January 01, 2013

    [tiptoes in]

    [leaves bottle of peppermint schnapps for Herr Mago]

    [tiptoes out]

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  14. Mistress Maddie3:29 PM, January 01, 2013

    That scene looks very famaliar, but from where..... and must you shout!?!

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    1. The Mistress4:02 PM, January 01, 2013

      MISTRESS MADDIE: It's either from the film "Valley of the Dolls" or YOUR bedroom.

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  15. Mistress Maddie3:33 PM, January 01, 2013

    A a little old Happy New Year to you too!

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  16. The Mistress4:00 PM, January 01, 2013

    LX: Too much noise!

    Join Herr Mago in the Oubliette!

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  17. Jon6:02 PM, January 01, 2013

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Even scrolling down the page makes too much noise. Jx

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    1. Jon6:02 PM, January 01, 2013

      PS Happy New Year. Jx

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    2. The Mistress9:00 PM, January 01, 2013

      JON: I can’t hear myself think in this place.

      Which is just as well, isn’t it?

      Happy New Year!

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  18. Mitzi 6:31 PM, January 01, 2013

    I was so pleased I understood what "Weißbierfrühstück" meant without consulting a German/English dictionary, those holidays to Gran Canaria have really paid off.

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  19. Mitzi 6:41 PM, January 01, 2013

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Is this a new Mavis Beacon typing workout?

    Happy New Year!

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    1. The Mistress9:00 PM, January 01, 2013

      MITZI: I was quite disappointed when I found out Mavis Beacon isn’t a real person.

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  20. Anonymous7:06 PM, January 01, 2013

    Heavens - here's some Krach Bumm for all you poor sufferers ...

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    1. The Mistress9:01 PM, January 01, 2013

      MAGO: Krach bumm?

      Is that like “plumber’s crack?”

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    2. Anonymous4:13 AM, January 02, 2013

      It's more like industrial strength noise, absolutely childish, like a two year old playing with a hammer.

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  21. The Mistress8:59 PM, January 01, 2013

    MITZI: I thought it meant “get your finger unstuck.”

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