And don't bogart the vinegar, Norma!
She's douching with it.
Sprinkling liberally with carb soda before using the vinegar should give the old girl a little zing...
Or she might explode.
if i don't get something alkaline inside mytwat soon, it may remain puckered permanently.on second thought...
Have you got a twist of lemon stuck up there, Norma?
the vinegar dissolved it. rind, pith & pie.
Would it be terribly rude of me to shove norma a hygienic syringe under the door filled with Blue Dawn & Vinegar?
Since when has rudeness stopped you, Margaret?
Never.Shoving.
margaret, my piss is blue dawn & vinegar.
prove it.
Do you suppose the IKEA monkey likes salted Ding Dong's?
what do you think ikea used for bait?
And don't bogart the vinegar, Norma!
ReplyDeleteShe's douching with it.
DeleteSprinkling liberally with carb soda before using the vinegar should give the old girl a little zing...
ReplyDeleteOr she might explode.
Deleteif i don't get something alkaline inside my
ReplyDeletetwat soon, it may remain puckered permanently.
on second thought...
Have you got a twist of lemon stuck up there, Norma?
Deletethe vinegar dissolved it. rind, pith & pie.
DeleteWould it be terribly rude of me to shove norma a hygienic syringe under the door filled with Blue Dawn & Vinegar?
ReplyDeleteSince when has rudeness stopped you, Margaret?
DeleteNever.
DeleteShoving.
margaret, my piss is blue dawn & vinegar.
Deleteprove it.
DeleteDo you suppose the IKEA monkey likes salted Ding Dong's?
ReplyDeletewhat do you think ikea used for bait?
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