On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we wish you a Merry Christmas or (insert your choice of mid-winter festival here.)
A special thanks to all who participated in the Infomaniac Deck Your Balls Event...
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And remember, Bitches. If Mistress MJ can make it through the HELL-idays, so can you.
Let me be the First to wish you a very Merry Christmas Darling...
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but the back wont let me stoop so low as to kiss you under the mistletoe... that's the thing above the camel toe right?
I can however send you a gentle Hug form me and the Empress and to all my fellow infomaniac bitches.... OOOXXXOOOXXOOOOXXX
back to ikea again?
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas!!!! Although I believe it has been cancelled in the UK. Please send boats pulled by dolphins... the reindeer can't swim.
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Dear Santa
ReplyDeleteI want a Ikea monkey too!
Is that mistletoe? Looks more like cannabis to me.
ReplyDeleteMerry Whateverfuckingbusinessnomatterhowyouspellitabracadabraalleluiadon'tdrinkanddriveheygetyourhandoffmybutt!!!!
And isn't that an oxymoron that raindears can't swimm!
Hugs to all y'all! I'm off to work.
Jon
Merry Christmas Mistress. May Santa fill your "Secret Lady Place" with something really good!
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DeleteMerry Christmas to one of my favorite Bitches in the blogospere! May you stockings be filled with all kinds of goodies tonight!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a fancy bar of soap, the type you can buy from Lush. Happy Christmas Dear.
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Ho!....
*stops pointing at other bitches and goes away*
Joyeux Noël, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, Bitches!
ReplyDeleteIt's a white Christmas here...I can hear Bing Crosby whistling in the background.
And you know that line from the poem "Twas the Night Before Christmas" that goes, "Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse?"
Well, as Mistress MJ gazed out upon her yard last night in the moonlight, what did she see (besides the umpteen wild rabbits) but a tiny mouse scurrying under the deck! Uh-oh.
See you soon, Bitches.
Enjoy your Christmas Day!
How come is it that Norma's corgis got under your deck?
DeleteMerry Christmas, Mistress.
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Merry Christmas Bitches and Joyeux Noel to our Mistress
ReplyDeletehave a glorious day with the monkey AND the MOUSE.
ReplyDeletei have no monkey, but i do have a mouse.
Merry Christmas! May it be filthy dirty and sex soaked. or, you know, traditional. xo
ReplyDeletejoyous holidsy greetings to MJ and the thousands of infomaniacs, each and every one of which kabuki would diddle for the holidays.
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