Thursday, December 13, 2012

IKEA Catalogue Shopping

Mistress MJ hopes to spend the day catching up with your blogs and flipping through the new IKEA catalogue...


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UPDATE: Change of plan. Must go to work. So much for a relaxing day. Catch you later, Bitches!
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25 comments:

  1. LẌ7:39 AM, December 13, 2012

    I'll have a STRÅLA KVÖRTAL monkey, please.

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    1. normadesmond9:33 AM, December 13, 2012

      you know you're gonna have to put it together yourself?

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    2. Anonymous11:39 AM, December 13, 2012

      And, of course one of the monkey's parts is missing, but it still manages to swipe your cake off your plate, and climbs to the top of the Billy Bookcase, peeing all the way.

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    3. LẌ3:41 PM, December 13, 2012

      I have a drawer filled with those little IKEA wrenches. The monkey can play with those.

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    4. Anonymous11:34 PM, December 13, 2012

      Or is it, you have a monkey in your drawers?

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  2. Princess8:41 AM, December 13, 2012

    What! Suddenly the Infomaniac Home Shopping Network is not good enough for you?

    MJ... Have you gone to the Dark Side?

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    1. Mistress Maddie9:44 AM, December 13, 2012

      More like the underside....she is always "under" the rich and famous.

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  3. savannah8:52 AM, December 13, 2012

    Those Billy bookshelves are indestructible. Dammit :) xoxox

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  4. normadesmond9:32 AM, December 13, 2012

    once upon a time, i was obsessed with ikea.

    and yes, i too brought my minky with me.

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  5. Mistress Maddie9:42 AM, December 13, 2012

    Rumor has it they may start carrying Mj's favorite shoe-crocs! Those bastards. Oh lord....* running to bring MJ the smelling salts*

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  6. The Mistress10:03 AM, December 13, 2012

    UPDATE: Mistress MJ fell back to sleep after posting this.

    With every intention of visiting your blogs upon awakening, she got a call saying she has work awaiting.

    So hi ho hi ho (ho hum) it's off to work I go.

    I'll catch up with you Bitches later.

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    1. Anonymous11:41 AM, December 13, 2012

      The monkey put an IKEA wrench in your toilet while you were at work. Use the Unisex Restroom before you leave the workplace.

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  7. Mitzi 10:11 AM, December 13, 2012

    I'm feeling a little peckish, let's have a look on the menu .

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    1. Anonymous11:43 AM, December 13, 2012

      This reminds me of the "Drake & Josh" epi in which an evil exotic monkey buyer tried to boil, and eat, their pet monkey. Did anyone see that epi?

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  8. designing wally5:22 PM, December 13, 2012

    Does the monkey have that smell that all other Ikea products have?

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  9. jason7:07 PM, December 13, 2012

    Is that what those meatballs are made of?

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    1. Anonymous11:35 PM, December 13, 2012

      Yes, keep chewing, and do not spit it out.

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  10. Ms Scarlet5:06 AM, December 14, 2012

    What happens at 2995?
    Sx

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  11. Princess8:42 AM, December 14, 2012

    Here MJ... This might help you out with your perusing...

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  12. FirstNations9:22 AM, December 14, 2012

    Monkeys are the entire reason I no longer shop at Ikea.



    ......the monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeys

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  13. Jon DeepBlue9:48 AM, December 14, 2012

    Live monkey brain......

    That Piggy who I didn't have the honour to know, was right. You bitches are simply a bunch of cunts. All of ya!

    *rushes to the bathroom... can't make it... throws up in the vodka fountain*

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  14. The Mistress11:32 AM, December 14, 2012

    Speaking of vomiting (and Piggy often did in response to my posts,) Mistress MJ is feeling poorly and must take to her bed.

    Rest assured that she is about to post something new for you, to keep you entertained in her absence.

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  15. Unknown2:31 PM, December 15, 2012

    I had a terribly violent reaction to Ikea, akin to anaphylactic shock, after someone bequeathed me a horrible Ikea sofa: it was a mint-green, two-seater, very scratchy. I was away in Cape Town and arrived home to find it planted in my West Wing. A horrible thing, the sort of object one finds in nursing homes in seaside resorts on the south coast of England.

    Forgive me if I post a link to the horror-filled entry on my own blog, when I discovered this Ikea monstrosity in my house:

    http://fannylove-uk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/when-cats-away.html

    You have my deepest sympathy to this Ikea affliction.

    Fanny xx

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    1. The Mistress2:42 PM, December 15, 2012

      It is always a shock, Miss Fanny, to find large objects implanted in your west wing.

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