A reminder that the deadline for the Deck Your Balls event is December 20th.
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So far, we've had only ONE submission.
And no, the photo above is NOT the one submission we speak of.
Friday, December 07, 2012
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I might have a few dangly bits to show off by the 20th :-)
ReplyDeleteSx
Why not submit a photo of your Christmas bush, Miss Scarlet?
Delete...beneath the mistletoe....?
ReplyDeleteSx
May we suggest you get out the hedge clippers first?
Delete*sharp intake of breath* not until Spring. I need all the insulation I can get.
ReplyDeleteSx
It would appear that you and I are the only Bitches here today, Miss Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteWould you like an apéritif?
Fine.
ReplyDeleteI'll drink alone.
Cin cin.
Some people do work, you know!!!
DeleteThat’s right…and usually when Mistress MJ is working is when all the comments come in and I can’t keep up with the replies. Now it’s reversed!
DeleteAccepts MJ's apéritif then nibbles on the dirty snowman...
ReplyDelete“Dirty Snowman” sounds like a good name for a cocktail.
DeleteSo would "Dirty Dildo" and "Candy Cane Buttplug".
DeleteAYEM8Y: Would you like the job of Official Infomaniac Bartender?
DeleteThat would be quite an honor and quite a chore with this lot.
DeleteYou're hired, AyeM8y.
DeleteI'm not paying you time for your frequent vacations/whoring, however.
Hooray!
Delete*plugs in the vodka fountain and rounds up a bunch of topless houseboys for cocktail canvassing of the crowd!*
**Please tip your server**
***And NO "Planting your corn early this Spring" is not considered a TIP!***
AYEM8Y: Your first assignment as Official Infomaniac Bartender is to show us how you use the Official Infomaniac Penis or Little Pirate as we like to call it, as a swizzle stick.
DeleteSorry... I was momentarily distracted by a couple of baubles and a strip of tinsel...
ReplyDeleteI'll have a snowball, please.
Sx
A "Snowball?"
DeleteI’m out of eggs, Miss Scarlet.
What??? No recipe today?
ReplyDeleteWe’ve been there and done that, Huggy Jon.
DeleteTry to keep up.
It's Friday - time for an appropriate song methinks... Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: And here’s the recipe!
DeleteI just hope the snowman in the pix doesn't melt!
ReplyDeleteMr. Lax…are you back from Berlin?
DeleteWait. Is that a pate dildo with it's own tasseled cover in the left foreground?
ReplyDeleteSuddenly I have an idea of what to give Mistress for Xmas.
PEENEE: And make sure it’s not from a thrift shop, Bitch!
Deletetoday's model seems to have
ReplyDeletesomething hiding her clitoris.
NORMA: That’s because she’s a laydee.
DeleteOne has no balls to deck and no decks or halls that get decked, since ones halls go undecked and the balls are
ReplyDelete...wow, my mind just went blank.
NATIONS: Your mind just went blank?
DeleteThat’s a first!
Our balls will be decked in the coming days....just y'all wait!
ReplyDeleteKEVIN: What are you waiting for?
DeleteThe Zellers’ close-out sale?
Ha!
DeleteAnd remember... all sales are FINAL!