Mistress MJ is pleased to announce that Miss Normadesmond has been promoted to the position of Official Infomaniac Greeter.
(Norma, seated on right)
Norma’s duties include:
Welcoming each customer to Infomaniac by smiling and greeting in a friendly tone with a “Hello, welcome to Infomaniac.” Recognizing and reacting to Infomaniac Bitches’ needs. Observing and reporting any suspicious behaviors to management. Cleaning up front entrance spills promptly and ensuring Occupational Health and Safety Act guidelines are being followed.
Please join us in welcoming the welcomer … Miss Normadesmond.
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Welcome, Ms Norma!!
ReplyDelete*Wheels Ms Norma out front so that she has a nice view of the moat*
Sx
I'd like to get a photo of Norma by the moat.
DeleteCould you wheel her a little closer to the edge, Miss Scarlet?
everything i know, i learned from
Deletethe pathetic at walmart.
Hey Norma ... no squeezing please, thank you ...
ReplyDeleteRumour has it that Norma has a Kung Fu grip.
Deletevise grip, si vous plait.
DeleteIt was all nice 'til the Marygolds came out ... and it became something like a Fuk Ung grip ...
DeleteGiven the footwear, I am astounded at Ms Norma's promotion!
ReplyDeleteNever the less, congrats Ms Norma!
I'm having second thoughts now.
Deleteah, an infomaniac contract isn't worth the paper
Deleteit's printed on; que sorpresa.
You have to kiss the ring, Norma, and even then ...
DeleteCongratulations on your new post Ms.Desmond
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Topher!
DeleteMiss Desmond isn't out of bed yet otherwise I'm sure she'd say the same.
it's a new dawn
Deleteit's a new day
it's a new post!
Miss Desmond was assured her transport would come equipped with a bell AND a squeeze horn. And tassles on the handle bars.
ReplyDeleteoh please, with this entry level model, de rigueur at infomaniac, i'm lucky it has wheels.
DeleteI can see she already has a firm grip on things...
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
uber vise.
DeleteWell Done on the promotion Norma!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Miss Scarlet pushed a little too hard....
Anyone got a rope?
actually, some oxygen might be appreciated.
DeleteIf you take a look Norma there's a bottle of air strapped to the back of the chair... Just go for a bit of a reach around... I'm sure you still have the required skills....
DeleteWho better to greet guest with such vigor!!! Did I miss something whilst out on vacation? I was trying not to stare, but notice the wheels she is on. Did she have some kind of accident? And do I even want to know?
ReplyDeleteno, you don't want to know.
DeleteI looks (in the spirit of the Paralympics) like someone is going for Gold in the picture! Jx
ReplyDeleteHere's my entry to the bake-o-thon thing!
ReplyDeleteLooks like I'm the only one who partipicated!
Looks like I won!
Looks a bit dubious to me, anatomically I mean, but what do I know ... want a cake?
DeleteThat's what happens when you cook and drink gin at the same time!!!
ReplyDeleteNo Gin for me dera, Franconian dominatrix does the trick as well ..
DeleteGee, I thought Norma did all her work laying down...
ReplyDeleteroll over cookie and shut up.
DeleteThe 'underground parking' and 'please have toll ready before entering tunnel' remarks have formed a logjam of hilarity in my brain.
ReplyDeleteDo I get a smiley face sticker? I get a smiley face sticker from the nice greeters at WalMart. If I don't get a smiley face sticker I'm going to stand right here and block the door and pee myself and howl until I get a smiley face sticker goddammit.
this ain't walmart honey, move along.
Delete"This isn't Soul Train honey! Back it up. You know what space you're in..." Diva Avari. Jx
DeleteFUCKING BITCH!
DeleteYou goddam fuckin' bitch! Jx
DeleteIt's threads like this one that make my day.
Deletekabuki does not need his unfrastructure adjusted by the lovely and capable NORMA, but thanks for thinking of kabuki
ReplyDeletekabooki needs whatever norma's willing to give.
DeleteDid someone mention CAKE?
ReplyDeletewill i be sampling as well mistress?
DeleteNORMA: You can double as Official Infomaniac Food Taster.
DeleteCall 911 right away!
DeleteMy poutine's been poisoned!
Deleteoops, i should've tried it first, but i never touch the stuff.
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