Have you always wanted a Secret Lady Place but without the fuss and muss of going under the knife for a sex change?
Well you’re in luck with VAGINA PANTIES!
Only $128!
"A simple and easy-to-wear belt in a skin tone color, the pussy is also paipan (hairless) for that extra sexy dimension. Stretchy and flexible, the Vagina Panties will likely fit all and could also be used for dolls and other toys. Plus it works both ways. Sure, feel free to insert "things" into it but the wearer can also let their own, ahem, toy dangle out for that truly Japanese mixed gender androgynous experience."
Thanks to Thom for bringing this unique product to our attention. (Although one wonders why Thom knows about Vagina Panties.) Just sayin’.
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"Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smile;
ReplyDeleteAnd you use it only for me"
Jx
First? Jx
DeleteJON: Yes, you’re first!
DeleteToo bad there’s no prize. You could have won the Vagina Panties.
Ewwwwww. Jx
DeleteA friend wants to know if he can wear them back to front, and are they dishwasher safe?
ReplyDeleteNo Mitzi, they are not dishwasher safe....or so I hear....it makes quiet a mess on the drying cycle. Fine glassware is never the same again. Like I said so I hear.
DeleteMITZI & MISTRESS MADDIE: You Bitches certainly do have a lot of “friends.”
DeleteDon't forget to order the matching matching breasts.
ReplyDeleteI prefer a completed ensemble.
BLAZNG SCARLET: But it comes in a slightly beige, "Japanese skin" color.
DeleteOH NO! That just won't do for this pasty pale Irish red-head!
Delete*sigh*
Has Thombeau been shopping at Kohl's again?
ReplyDeleteYes, Cookie, Thom's been shopping at Kohl's.
DeleteIn fact, Thom’s agreed to model the Thigh Slimmer.
I also wonder if they have a model with warts on it? Could really scare the shit out of someone at Halloween!
ReplyDeleteMADDIE: Well, there’s always this.
DeleteMEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteIs it compatible with the Anabura Yurikun Anal Plug? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDelete[ticks box*]
ReplyDelete*hehe
MR. LAX: Rest assured that your “friend” will be able to penetrate his or her butt hole no matter how tight they are.
Deletewhy this was the jock strap i wore in jr. high school.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Several sizes ago.
Deleteyet the hole's remained the same. hmm.
DeleteI'm sensing a major rubber aversion reaction...
ReplyDeleteI have a major vagina aversion reaction... Jx
DeleteBURT: It’s not uncommon.
DeleteJON: Rest assured that mine is not going anywhere NEAR you.
DeleteI like to wear them backwards.
ReplyDeletetalk about redundancy.
DeleteHa!
DeleteONE MORE SECRET PLACE to keep secret amd keep hidden from prying eyes....what next? my manhole?
ReplyDeleteTOPHER: Your manhole is no secret.
Deletemy very own camel toe? kabuki will have to pass. this would wreck the clean lines of kabuki's kimono.
ReplyDeleteKABUKI: And yet “camel toe” is appropriate desert attire, is it not?
DeleteIt looks like a shmoo after taking heavy shelling at Inchon.
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: War is hell.
Delete"heavy shelling at Inchon" - ? Dear Nations, you fell in a time vortex and it's 1952 again?
DeleteSecret lady place? You mean like a pocketbook? Will it fit my chapstick?
ReplyDeleteJASON: Do you often confuse your chapstick with your tampon?
DeleteIt's all the same where lips are involved.
DeleteLoose lips sink ships.
ReplyDeleteSloose shlips lips lips.
Lips skinks shoosh ships.
Ships ships lips ships.
*falls over sideways, twitching*
Speaking of loose lips, would you Bitches keep it down?
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ is trying to pull something together for a new post.
Check back in later today.