Thursday, June 07, 2012

Out of Order

We regret to inform you that Infomaniac is temporarily closed due to computer problems.

*sigh* It's always SOMETHING, isn't it?

Back as soon as possible,Bitches.
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37 comments:

  1. Roses9:27 AM, June 07, 2012

    First!

    WTF?

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  2. The Mistress9:28 AM, June 07, 2012

    My PC had a nervous breakdown.

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  3. LẌ9:53 AM, June 07, 2012

    Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ standing by...

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  4. savannah11:18 AM, June 07, 2012

    but it's fine now, right, sugar? *starting to fret* xoxoxoxo

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  5. KellyRed11:47 AM, June 07, 2012

    I think after yesterdays photos and posts it became overheated.

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  6. Jon12:50 PM, June 07, 2012

    Mistress's PC is clogged with filth, I expect... Jx

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  7. Thombeau1:22 PM, June 07, 2012

    Methinks your computer has seen more than it can bear. As have we all.

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  8. normadesmond1:37 PM, June 07, 2012

    try laying on the genius bar, en flagrante.
    like moths to a flame..on second thought,
    plug your flagran.

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  9. The Mistress2:46 PM, June 07, 2012

    BITCHES: I suspect Jon is right as are Kelly and Thom...it probably choked on its own filth.

    It is officially dead so no more blogging until I purchase a new one.

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    1. Thombeau4:22 PM, June 07, 2012

      Oh, no!

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    2. Jon4:24 PM, June 07, 2012

      I'm sure MJ has some portable filth she can share from an internet cafe... Jx

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  10. Princess5:21 PM, June 07, 2012

    Perhaps a nice, well heeled benefactor,(read Sugar Daddy)... will show a little kindness and gratitude and throw a large wad in your direction...

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  11. FirstNations7:32 PM, June 07, 2012

    You know what works? Throwing it from a height as hard as you can into the back wall of an industrial dumpster. Thats how I fixed mine. Then I went and bought a new one. THIS IS ESSENTIAL. Do NOT forget this step. Problem solved. *flicks dust off shoulder, shoots cuffs*

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  12. FirstNations7:33 PM, June 07, 2012

    Seriously girl you have my sympathy. Computer bullshit just sucks warty smelly Knudson balls.

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  13. Anonymous7:56 PM, June 07, 2012

    Drama Queen!
    It's just a sticking keyboard ...

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  14. mrpeenee5:09 AM, June 08, 2012

    So do these "Computer problems" involve rehab or jail time? I need to know in order to buy the right card.

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  15. jason7:03 PM, June 08, 2012

    your computer probably just needs a lube job. That ought to do the trick.

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  16. kabuki zero8:39 PM, June 08, 2012

    i try and move 3 doors down and the world goes to hell in a handbasket! Damn these psychic powers.

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  17. Ms Scarlet5:29 AM, June 09, 2012

    Have you sorted your mouse yet?
    The winner is soon to be announced....
    Sx

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  18. Old Knudsen8:12 AM, June 09, 2012

    Dead as a dodo? ach hurry back ya have a lot ta read. Old Knudsen already has his week of posts written and will probably add more as that is how he rolls also he needs his warty smelly 'Knudsen' balls sucked.

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  19. kabuki zero10:55 AM, June 09, 2012

    Kittens - fluffy joy pillows or Satan's handmaidens? please discuss.

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  20. Damien12:01 PM, June 09, 2012

    I will await your return patiently and with good humour.

    As a #1 Infomaniac Slave should :)

    ***places chaste kisses on Mistress' feet as is proper***

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  21. normadesmond6:59 PM, June 09, 2012

    uh-oh, did fartbook send you a worm?

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  22. Jon DeepBlue7:05 PM, June 09, 2012

    Hello Mistress... Can I come out of the oubliettes now?

    I've been here for three days... haven't eaten anything... there's nothing to drink down here...

    Hello!!!

    Can someone at least get me some water... pepsi...

    vodka...

    HELLOOOOOO!


    I'm in a severe state of dehydration...

    !

    HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!

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    1. Anonymous11:15 AM, June 10, 2012

      I once hid a bottle of Mueller-Thurgau beahind a loose brick ... hope you have your emergency corckscrew ready, Jon ...

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  23. Jon DeepBlue9:10 PM, June 09, 2012

    *thud*

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  24. kabuki zero10:28 PM, June 09, 2012

    Is the oubliettes bar closed? I thought that sleaze pit served booze 24-7. At least in my day you could get a drink. No MJ and no booze. That tears it! KABUKI is declaring Canada broken, and in need of repairs. RMCP volunteers please submit nude photos to kabuki for consideration. We wil present a solid front, we shall not go quiet into the night, this infraction shall not stand.

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  25. Princess12:56 AM, June 10, 2012

    will this, this or this help to get you through in the meantime?

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  26. Topher8:45 AM, June 10, 2012

    ok which one of you bitches broke the internet?

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  27. Anonymous11:18 AM, June 10, 2012

    It can't be that difficult, Mistress, you just have to put the jack in your power outlet.

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  28. FirstNations12:23 PM, June 10, 2012

    This is what she gets for trying to utilize the internet with a pc made of Camembert and a power source consisting of elderly Hutterites shuffling around inside a big wheel.

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  29. The Mistress6:37 PM, June 10, 2012

    BITCHES: Not quite back yet...just checking in.

    As far as we can tell, it wasn't a virus...it just gave up.

    Mistress MJ finds it amusing that it conked out shortly after posting about cleaning up all the filth on the blog.

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  30. Jon DeepBlue6:56 PM, June 10, 2012

    Well... at least you could have tossed me a piece of steak or somthin'!

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  31. Stacia5:25 AM, June 12, 2012

    It's simply shocking that your PC had a breakdown. The last we knew it was doing very well, floating about in the vodka fountain amongst the lemon wedges.

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