Monday, June 18, 2012

Crocs Warning


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Because you KNOW how Mistress MJ feels about Crocs.
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  1. Anonymous6:54 AM, June 18, 2012

    Crocadoodle ...

    "förscht"!

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    1. The Mistress7:00 AM, June 18, 2012

      Would you like some borscht with your förscht?

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    2. Anonymous7:12 AM, June 18, 2012

      Thank you, I pass the borschscht. But it's okay to have some worscht.

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    3. The Mistress7:15 AM, June 18, 2012

      Didn’t you have enough worscht in our previous post?

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  2. Jon DeepBlue6:56 AM, June 18, 2012

    That's why you must wear socks with your crocs!

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    1. The Mistress7:01 AM, June 18, 2012

      Socks with sandals are verboten!

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    2. Anonymous7:05 AM, June 18, 2012

      White ones!

      I think it turns the Mistress on. We should make her day an unforgettable one by sending her tons of photos of people wearing crocs - preferably pink ones ...

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    3. Jon DeepBlue7:06 AM, June 18, 2012

      I was just thinking the same thing Mr. Mag!

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    4. The Mistress7:11 AM, June 18, 2012

      HALT!!!

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    5. Anonymous7:15 AM, June 18, 2012

      Too late, Mistress dearest, a crocque avalanche is slowly but steadily forming and heading your way. It will leave you pretty croggy.

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    6. The Mistress7:16 AM, June 18, 2012

      Gott im Himmel.

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  3. Jon DeepBlue6:57 AM, June 18, 2012

    Zweiter!

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  4. Ms Scarlet7:05 AM, June 18, 2012

    Crocs with leopard print skin may be worse than crocs with socks...
    Sx

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    1. Anonymous7:10 AM, June 18, 2012

      Thinking of all the innocent amylases killed for shallow human entertainment ... shocking.
      I need a beer.

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    2. The Mistress7:11 AM, June 18, 2012

      Crocs with leopard print? Arghhhh!

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    3. Jon DeepBlue8:33 AM, June 18, 2012

      Want!

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    4. The Mistress8:38 AM, June 18, 2012

      Fermes ta gueule!

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    5. Jon DeepBlue9:12 AM, June 18, 2012

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    6. Jon DeepBlue9:13 AM, June 18, 2012

      "fermer" ne prend pas de s à la deuxième personne de l'impératif. Tu devrais savoir ça!

      ¦P

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    7. The Mistress9:32 AM, June 18, 2012

      Je suis désolée, Monsieur Parfait.

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    8. LẌ9:36 AM, June 18, 2012

      Voulez-vous acheter des chaussures avec moi ce soir?

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    9. The Mistress9:39 AM, June 18, 2012

      MR. LAX: Mais oui!

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    10. Jon DeepBlue9:51 AM, June 18, 2012

      I am! ;)

      *gasp* Épatant, tes souliers!!!

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  5. savannah7:09 AM, June 18, 2012

    LOL for real! xoxoxox

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    1. The Mistress7:12 AM, June 18, 2012

      There is nothing funny about Crocs, Miss Savannah.

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    2. savannah10:29 AM, June 18, 2012

      yes, ma'am, i beg forgiveness for my inappropriate reaction! but, it was jes hard not to LOL at those polka dot tootsies, sugar!xoxoxoxo

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    3. The Mistress11:40 AM, June 18, 2012

      SAVANNAH: Speaking of polka dots, don't click on the link that Princess left a few comments below this one.

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  6. LẌ8:12 AM, June 18, 2012

    Mistress, appropriate punishment?

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  7. The Cool Cookie8:46 AM, June 18, 2012

    What about Dansko's?

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  8. Princess10:20 AM, June 18, 2012

    Why not try these

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  9. kabuki zero12:04 PM, June 18, 2012

    kabuki sees this a the mark of the beast. forget 666, we will know satan's hanadmaidens by their croc tans. It is Armageddon time up in here people. Thank godness Jim Bakker is back on the air - else how would we know what to purchase to get into heaven. Now everyone hum 'onward christian soldiers'

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    1. The Mistress12:09 PM, June 18, 2012

      kabuki: If only Tammy Faye were alive to tell us what to purchase.

      She once said she hoped heaven would include a giant shopping center "where there's no limit on your charge card."

      We need her now.

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  10. Mistress Maddie1:31 PM, June 18, 2012

    Oh no, not the fucking crocs again! I thought I'd die last week while at the store, when a man came in wearing them....with socks!!! First I grasped my pearls, then wanted to beat him down with the croc and put it up his ass. But I just grasped my pearls... and kept my job.

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    1. The Mistress2:02 PM, June 18, 2012

      MISTRESS MADDIE: You know those “Shame the Johns” campaigns they have in certain cities to rid neighbourhoods of prostitution?

      What we REALLY need is a campaign to rid the streets of Crocs and I appoint YOU to lead the way!

      Shove ‘em up their arses, Mistress Maddie!

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  11. Mitzi 1:37 PM, June 18, 2012

    Just in time for summer

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    1. The Mistress2:02 PM, June 18, 2012

      MITZI: I feel the need to lie down in a darkened room with a cold compress now.

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    2. Jon DeepBlue3:28 PM, June 18, 2012

      Croc-style moccasin rocks! YAY!

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    3. The Mistress9:56 PM, June 18, 2012

      HUGGY JON: You are just one step away from The Oubliette.

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  12. Inexplicable DeVice1:40 PM, June 18, 2012

    That reminds me, I must get the doilies out!

    I'm glad service has been returned to normal here following your 'pooter problems.

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    1. The Mistress2:03 PM, June 18, 2012

      MR. DEVICE: And now that YOU’RE back, I have poofter problems.

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