I think it turns the Mistress on. We should make her day an unforgettable one by sending her tons of photos of people wearing crocs - preferably pink ones ...
kabuki sees this a the mark of the beast. forget 666, we will know satan's hanadmaidens by their croc tans. It is Armageddon time up in here people. Thank godness Jim Bakker is back on the air - else how would we know what to purchase to get into heaven. Now everyone hum 'onward christian soldiers'
Oh no, not the fucking crocs again! I thought I'd die last week while at the store, when a man came in wearing them....with socks!!! First I grasped my pearls, then wanted to beat him down with the croc and put it up his ass. But I just grasped my pearls... and kept my job.
Crocadoodle ...
ReplyDelete"förscht"!
Would you like some borscht with your förscht?
DeleteThank you, I pass the borschscht. But it's okay to have some worscht.
DeleteDidn’t you have enough worscht in our previous post?
DeleteThat's why you must wear socks with your crocs!
ReplyDeleteSocks with sandals are verboten!
DeleteWhite ones!
DeleteI think it turns the Mistress on. We should make her day an unforgettable one by sending her tons of photos of people wearing crocs - preferably pink ones ...
I was just thinking the same thing Mr. Mag!
DeleteHALT!!!
DeleteToo late, Mistress dearest, a crocque avalanche is slowly but steadily forming and heading your way. It will leave you pretty croggy.
DeleteGott im Himmel.
DeleteZweiter!
ReplyDeleteIs this turning into a German lesson?
DeleteSetzen, sechs!
DeleteCrocs with leopard print skin may be worse than crocs with socks...
ReplyDeleteSx
Thinking of all the innocent amylases killed for shallow human entertainment ... shocking.
DeleteI need a beer.
Crocs with leopard print? Arghhhh!
DeleteWant!
DeleteFermes ta gueule!
DeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
Delete"fermer" ne prend pas de s à la deuxième personne de l'impératif. Tu devrais savoir ça!
Delete¦P
Je suis désolée, Monsieur Parfait.
DeleteVoulez-vous acheter des chaussures avec moi ce soir?
DeleteMR. LAX: Mais oui!
DeleteI am! ;)
Delete*gasp* Épatant, tes souliers!!!
LOL for real! xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing funny about Crocs, Miss Savannah.
Deleteyes, ma'am, i beg forgiveness for my inappropriate reaction! but, it was jes hard not to LOL at those polka dot tootsies, sugar!xoxoxoxo
DeleteSAVANNAH: Speaking of polka dots, don't click on the link that Princess left a few comments below this one.
DeleteMistress, appropriate punishment?
ReplyDeleteAnd then toss him into the moat.
DeleteWhat about Dansko's?
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: Don't even THINK about Dansko's.
DeleteWhy not try these
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: Don't make me slap you.
DeletePRINCESS: p.s. Regarding that link of yours…
DeleteIs it a shoe or a sock?
It's a SHOCK!
DeletePRINNY: Ha!
Deletekabuki sees this a the mark of the beast. forget 666, we will know satan's hanadmaidens by their croc tans. It is Armageddon time up in here people. Thank godness Jim Bakker is back on the air - else how would we know what to purchase to get into heaven. Now everyone hum 'onward christian soldiers'
ReplyDeletekabuki: If only Tammy Faye were alive to tell us what to purchase.
DeleteShe once said she hoped heaven would include a giant shopping center "where there's no limit on your charge card."
We need her now.
Oh no, not the fucking crocs again! I thought I'd die last week while at the store, when a man came in wearing them....with socks!!! First I grasped my pearls, then wanted to beat him down with the croc and put it up his ass. But I just grasped my pearls... and kept my job.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: You know those “Shame the Johns” campaigns they have in certain cities to rid neighbourhoods of prostitution?
DeleteWhat we REALLY need is a campaign to rid the streets of Crocs and I appoint YOU to lead the way!
Shove ‘em up their arses, Mistress Maddie!
Just in time for summer
ReplyDeleteMITZI: I feel the need to lie down in a darkened room with a cold compress now.
DeleteCroc-style moccasin rocks! YAY!
DeleteHUGGY JON: You are just one step away from The Oubliette.
DeleteThat reminds me, I must get the doilies out!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad service has been returned to normal here following your 'pooter problems.
MR. DEVICE: And now that YOU’RE back, I have poofter problems.
Delete