The Jewel Carry-Out Boy was snickering at the incontinence products in "a friend's" carry-out bags.
your " friend" should have hit him with a wet one!!!
The more I think about it, the more I think I need my own Carry-Out Boy...Yes, I think I'd like to have one of those....
honey, I require three. One to pay the bills, one to screw and handle my jewels, and one to clean up after!
Can you spare a square?
You know how pissy the houseboys get about anyone on their turf.
I prefer a 'carry on' boy. I like to carry on with them. Plus they fit in the overhead compartment!
"you can fuck me here on the chevy's tailgate, but don't you break my eggs!"
Norma, your eggs dried up a long time ago.
Just great, Bitches.There were only three carry-out boys to begin with and Mistress Maddie's run off with the lot of them.
I require a man for all seasons.
Merry Xmas & Happy New Queers....
At my local grocer we have intelligence quotiently challenged individuals to help out.I miss the days before political correctness when, she was fat, he was a fag, and they were retarded.
A pensive maddie, sits alone in her parlor amidst a veritable plethora of perfectly good Carry-out Boys: And she doesn't know if she could possibly spare one for me.....I'd DIE before I'd hurt maddie......
The Jewel Carry-Out Boy was snickering at the incontinence products in "a friend's" carry-out bags.
ReplyDeleteyour " friend" should have hit him with a wet one!!!
DeleteThe more I think about it, the more I think I need my own Carry-Out Boy...
ReplyDeleteYes, I think I'd like to have one of those....
honey, I require three. One to pay the bills, one to screw and handle my jewels, and one to clean up after!
ReplyDeleteCan you spare a square?
DeleteYou know how pissy the houseboys get about anyone on their turf.
ReplyDeleteI prefer a 'carry on' boy. I like to carry on with them. Plus they fit in the overhead compartment!
ReplyDelete"you can fuck me here on the chevy's tailgate,
ReplyDeletebut don't you break my eggs!"
Norma, your eggs dried up a long time ago.
DeleteJust great, Bitches.
ReplyDeleteThere were only three carry-out boys to begin with and Mistress Maddie's run off with the lot of them.
I require a man for all seasons.
ReplyDeleteMerry Xmas & Happy New Queers....
DeleteAt my local grocer we have intelligence quotiently challenged individuals to help out.
ReplyDeleteI miss the days before political correctness when, she was fat, he was a fag, and they were retarded.
A pensive maddie, sits alone in her parlor amidst a veritable plethora of perfectly good Carry-out Boys: And she doesn't know if she could possibly spare one for me.....
ReplyDeleteI'd DIE before I'd hurt maddie......