Take a good look at this arse…
This is the arse that saved Infomaniac.
That’s right.
Mistress MJ lost her blogging mojo way back when and was ready to throw in the towel.
And then I received this message from Manuel…
“What the fuckity fuck is this? I'll send an arse picture if you come back.......honest I will.”
And because of Manuel’s arse, Mistress MJ is still with you today.
Get down on your knees and thank him, Bitches.
But now Manuel has lost his mojo and is calling it a day.
So who is Manuel? (for those of you who haven't met him.)
In his own words, “Manuel exposed the psychotic tendencies of chefs, the petty foibles and rudeness of restaurant diners and the heroic undertakings of those magnificent bastards, the Waiters. He also whinged, a lot.”
We here at Infomaniac will miss you and we hope you write that book.
Thanks for all the laughs, Manuel.
Bitches: Remember to tip the waiter.
perfect, sugar! *sigh* i miss him already. xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteBelongs in the Ass Hall of Fame for saving Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteWell, I would tip, but the Lad used it all up!!! And we do thank him for his heroic act, otherwise we would not experience all this cra-cra!!!!!!!! And spread eagle pictures of the Mistress Mj leaping fences in white heels!
ReplyDeletemanuel, you may want to reconsider. mj knows where you live.
ReplyDeleteNorma, it has always amazed me how much Mj remembers in her drunken hazes.
DeleteIt's called infomaniac for a reason ... and btw Maddie, where are these pictures you mention?
DeleteWell then, we all owe Manuel---and his booty---a big thank you and a round of applause!
ReplyDeleteHow about a round of ass slapping?
DeleteWould he like a picture of my arse?
ReplyDeleteSx
[puts hand up]
Delete... don't know, let's see MsScarlet ...
DeletePuts hand up what????
DeleteSx
HA!
DeleteFor a moment my heart skipped a beat when I read the headline, couldn't stand another entry on the column on the right now ...
ReplyDeleteWhat a talented and funny man! It was a joy to read him. He will find other outlets for his creativity - in other forms, other media, other channels.
Thank you for saving The Infomaniac, Manuel, and good luck and all ... A man who survived working as a waiter for so long will survive anything that may come along.
After all it is the "Year of the Arse"...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that Manuels arse has saved many a dire situation... Thank you Manuel if not for you i would never have discovered the hours of pleasure available at Infomaniac with the Mistress and her bevvy of bitches...