I'm feeling better as I was actually able to sleep and dream. If anyone needs any snot or phlegm, let me know. My body has gone into high gear in its production.
I'm thinking of painting my bedroom. Can't decide between "Seek Medical Attention" and "Emergency Services Necessary." What does Designer Mistress think?
Oh, I'm fine. Really. Please don't worry. I wouldn't dream of concerning you with my little problems. Really. Just go on and enjoy yourselves. I'll just be here.
*tosses Peenee a box of Kleenex and some Vaseline* There there. I was assuming you'd availed yourself of the '4 hour cure' and were happily...being cured. Or something. Sheesh! Poor darling.
FIRST!!!
ReplyDeleteAND SUDDENLY, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER, SUGAR! uh, sorry about the yelling, but hot damn, i am feeling better! xoxoxoxooxox
ReplyDeleteAre you testing to see if Norma’s ear trumpet works?
DeleteI'm sick of the 2012 Presidential Election.
ReplyDeleteMR. LAX: You won't feel better until November.
DeleteI'm feeling better as I was actually able to sleep and dream. If anyone needs any snot or phlegm, let me know. My body has gone into high gear in its production.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: How thoughtful of you.
DeleteWe’ll consult your Snot Color Analysis Chart and then place our orders.
I'm thinking of painting my bedroom. Can't decide between "Seek Medical Attention" and "Emergency Services Necessary." What does Designer Mistress think?
DeleteMR. LAX: Ask yourself...
DeleteWhat would Martha do?
"Seek Medical Attention" is perfect for a prison cell!
DeleteHUGGY JON: That colour might clash against your orange jumpsuit.
Deleteif that's maxine on the cover then i've got
ReplyDeletea second dry socket which no amount of lube could tackle.
NORMA: Does Blue Cross cover that?
Deleteyou don't wanna know what the deductible is.
DeleteOil of clove, Norma darling. It works!!
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: Is oil of clove like eye of newt?
Deleteoh firsty, you're so damn quick!!
DeleteAre you sure you don't mean 'fast'? Because I am. *applies white lipstick and mink eyelashes*
DeleteCan I have my meds now???
ReplyDeleteWALLY: Is it time we held another pill party for you?
DeleteDid someone call me?
DeleteI'm hungover.
ReplyDeleteThankfully Norma took my keys.
What a gal!
BLAZNG SCARLET: Has this turned into a KEY party?
Deletei've thrown scarlet's keys into the pool, the deep end.
DeleteSomehow I dreamed that I landed between Little Mr Pirate and the cookie monster.... What does it mean Doctor?
ReplyDeleteNo... Wait... it wasn't a dream after all
ReplyDeleteBut is it a sign?
PRINCESS: It's a sandwich and YOU'RE the meat!
DeleteOr is it the other way around?
Thank you... Don't mind if i do....
DeleteI noticed my face was looking like a dropped pie on the recent Blackpool photographs, so I'm going to the clinic on Friday to have a botox top-up.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Beast once compared Piggy's arse to a dropped pie.
DeleteSend us a photo of your face so that we might compare and contrast.
Bad back. Too much bending over.
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: Too much bending over?
DeleteI thought that ailment usually afflicted only the MEN of Infomaniac.
Oh, I'm fine. Really. Please don't worry. I wouldn't dream of concerning you with my little problems. Really. Just go on and enjoy yourselves. I'll just be here.
ReplyDeleteDo you want a cup of tea to go with that?
DeleteOMG! My grandmother is secretly Mr Peenee! Back from the beyond. Grandma we miss you.
DeleteMy back's been playing up again. But it's nothing to do with Ms Scarlet's, I hasten to add.
ReplyDelete*tosses Peenee a box of Kleenex and some Vaseline* There there. I was assuming you'd availed yourself of the '4 hour cure' and were happily...being cured. Or something. Sheesh! Poor darling.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sick, but I keep staring at the cookie monster to the right.* fanning self with peacock fan*
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ cannot possibly play catch up at this point by answering your comments.
ReplyDeleteI've my mental health to consider, you know.
Which brings me to mention ... A NEW POST IS UP!
Time for my Xanax and pain tabs. Wish I had some oil of clove.
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