It has come to Mistress MJ’s attention that many of you are hiding your light under a bushel.
Some of you have recorded CDs; some take photographs; others make art with found objects; and some of you, like Princess, are handy with a needle and thread…
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A few of you glue macaroni onto paper plates and call it “pasta art” but who are we to judge?
Yes, Infomaniac Bitches got talent!
Isn’t it time you showed us your creations?
Here’s what we’ll do…
Send a photograph of one or two of your creations to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile.)
Include a description of your creations.
If you sell your artistic endeavours or display them online, be sure to include a link to any online art store you might have such as Etsy or eBay, your own personal website, etc.
After all, it’s never too early to plan for the “C” word!
DEADLINE: April 30, 2012.
We’ll showcase your submissions in one big artsy fartsy exhibition in May.
UPDATE: To clarify what constitutes “creations,” we’re not limiting this to the visual arts. Published authors, for example, are also invited to submit a link to their books.
Uh, did I win yet?
ReplyDeleteOh Brother! If you don't slap him MJ, I will!
ReplyDeleteBe my guest.
DeleteMJ, don't you have a boobie prize you could give lx to hush up the lambchop?
Delete*joins queue behind Huggy Jon to give Mr Lax a good Bitch Slapping*
DeleteYou're gong to take one for Pillow Fluffers everywhere Mr Lax...
Oh... And here's one for your "Friend"
LX's a fluffer? That explains a lot actually.
Deletei've never known his name, the seamstress....
ReplyDeleteLOVED HIM AND HIS, "THANK YOU PLEASE."
shoulda known he'd show up here.
NORMA: To view a documentary on George W. Trippon aka “the Liberace of the sewing machine”…click here.
DeleteI hope he sews in tune!
DeleteAnd then there is the homemade bathroom creations......we'll pass But I ask. Are my talents really postable?
ReplyDeleteI saw a couple of stamps on your Christmas Letter, that, you, "posted.".
DeleteCreating drain babies doesn't count Mistress B...
DeleteCould someone fill me in about Mistress Maddie’s “bathroom art?”
Deletekabuki zero is my creation. kabuki zero is talent. kabuki will attempt to provide you new photographic and/or video. you do realize kabuki spoils you.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ considers it an honour to breathe the same air as kabuki zero.
Deleteand is that air tainted with the teeniest odor of sarcasm? must be the frigid artic air.
DeleteI've just been "Tripp'n with Trippon".... Please Please and Face Down Thankyou.... Such fine manners to Sew by...
ReplyDeleteThank you Mistress for the Link and for the shout out...
Now Darling..... How many Pictures did you say you wanted again???
*Starts boxing up albums full of photos of creations to forward to MJ for her "artsy fartsy festival"*
Mistress MJ specifically stipulated “one or two photos” because of you, Princess.
DeleteAnd no, three is not the new “one or two.”
Do dumpster fires count?
ReplyDeleteOn video they should!
DeleteI think dumpster fires count when filmed being put out by someone peeing on them from a standing position... Now there's an art in that for some Ms Nations... ;)
DeleteI think it’s wise that we accept anything Ms. Nations wants to contribute.
DeleteMay!
ReplyDeleteArtsy Fartsy!!!
I'm gonna start eating mushroom & blackeyed pea omelets, now, exclusively....
We’re certain you’ve already started in on the mushrooms, Wally.
Delete*Claps hands like a demented seal with excitable tittles*
ReplyDeleteSx
*tosses a flounder to Miss Scarlet*
DeleteApril 'Show'ers
ReplyDeleteschwing May 'Wow'ers..
dammit now it doesn't rhyme?
Okay, April Fluffers,
schwing May Truffles...nope
April Towers,
schwing May 'Mouth'ers...better
Golden Showers,
schwing May something something...hmm?
That's it! I could send in some more of this awesome slam-poetry.
How hard can that be?
Would you mind performing your slam-poetry session in the nude?
DeleteI'm asking on behalf of Ms. Nations...in much the same way that Mr. LX asks "for a friend."
I would be delighted to perform in the altogether so that I might have a proper surface to rest my ashtray and martini.
DeleteBITCHES: I've added an update to this post that says...
ReplyDelete"UPDATE: To clarify what constitutes “creations,” we’re not limiting this to the visual arts. Published authors, for example, are also invited to submit a link to their books."
published?
Deletedoes my last comment here count?
when i press PUBLISH, is it not PUBLISHED?
Well, I can sing Brünnhilde's immolation...
ReplyDeletein the nude...
...with a bunch of biker in leather gear peeing on the funeral pyre while my body is being eaten by the flammes...
(Did I take my Paxil this morning???)
Or I can just stick a spoon on my nose if you prefer!
DeleteFun! Princess is going to win. Wow. Much talent there. I love this idea. Happy Friday!
ReplyDeleteBut Boxer Darling.... I don't think it's a competition... Is it?
DeleteI'll check again to see if Mr Lax has won yet... just in case it is...
I'm not so sure about that. I'm coveting the driftwood chandelier something wicked...in the biblical sense.
DeleteMind you...should Robert Downey Jr ever propose, I'm getting him to fly Princess over to make my wedding dress...
I can lay a clutch of Cadbury's Creme Eggs to the tune of the Birdy Song.
ReplyDeleteWhat more skill do you need in life than that? Jx
DeleteMy only talent (apart from pissing people off - I'm really skilled at that) is wafting around in my pink fluffy dressing gown drinking coffee.
ReplyDeleteYou want a picture of that?
Yes.
DeleteI want a picture of that ;)
ReplyDeleteI hope our dear Mistress is not battling an army of spoons trying to invade all her noble orifices.
ReplyDeleteMiss you!
Hugs
Jon
'Noble'? I think the adjective you were looking for, Jon, was 'shopworn'. Glad to help.
ReplyDelete... or "Rode hard and put away wet."
DeleteReminds me always to check out spelling!
Deletekabuki has more talent than kabuki knows what to do with, if anyone needs to borrow a little. just being a helpful helper. helpy helpington - that's what they call me.
ReplyDeletekabuki is ready to set his MASSIVE TALENT aside and mount a search party for the delicious and oddly silent MJ. kabuki does this for love. and possibly a small reward
ReplyDeleteYou look your side of the ocean and I'll look over here... maybe she is practicing her tap dance routine?
DeleteSx
Kabuki honey! Reward? Your likely to get a pair of her famous worn bloomers and a used dildo!
DeleteTOC! TOC!
ReplyDeleteALLÔÔÔÔÔ! Y'A QUELQU'UN???
She isn't back yet??? She is either 1- getting the vodka fountain unclog to flow again 2- working on her talent shots, which are I'm sure, are dirty or 3-is being held captive by one of those kinky seniors from her fithly friday pictures.
ReplyDeleteAnd if she isn't back soon, Im sending her my famous spin art.
ReplyDeletei'm getting nervous. it's wednesday someplace
ReplyDeleteon the planet and there's not a weenis to be found here.
I shall not rest until MJ is found. right after my nap, that is.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Wenis?
ReplyDeleteAre you having trolling troubles Mistress?
*looks under fainting chaise*
Only a pile of old empty Jamieson bottles under there and a fluffy pink G-string...
"Hey Roses... I found your missing knickers"
I hear tell of google troubles out there....
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping she didn't accidently lock herself in the oubliette again...
So I'll just check the medicine cabinet to see if she's in there.
You've been listening to King Missle again, haven't you me old primate.
ReplyDeleteWhere is MJ? Do we need to put her on the side of a milk carton?
ReplyDeleteactually missing? wasn't she chipped at birth?
ReplyDeleteOh so you heard about my redneck bellydancing while eating a moonpie and sucking on an RC cola, huh! Well I am IN beeeeyotch. c ya on the 30th
ReplyDelete