So Mistress MJ presents this Virgin Mary shrine from her own personal collection…
With a simple flick of a switch, you can gently illuminate your room. Makes a great nightlight!
Wind it up and watch the Blessed Virgin’s eyes open and close and her hands fold in prayer to the musical accompaniment of Schubert’s “Ave Maria.”
Mistress MJ bought it at a yard sale in Toronto for 50 cents. Or did I try and talk them down to 25 cents? Because Mistress MJ is
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Do her eyes follow you around the room?
ReplyDeleteShe's seen some unspeakable things as a result.
DeleteOh goodness... I'm going to snap the closest thing to hand and send..
ReplyDeleteSx
We've all seen your Smeg and your unruly bush.
DeleteWhat else IS there?
Done!!!
ReplyDeleteSxxx
Wheeeeee!!!!
Deletedo you ever worry you'll wake up and she'll be standing over you?
ReplyDeleteI've had worse standing over me.
DeleteYou could always cover her up with a headscarf as you would a budgie.
DeleteMITZI: She’d just lift the veil.
DeleteI bet THAT Mary aint no virgin....*sniggers*
ReplyDeleteDon't let HER hear you say that.
DeleteAnd she weeps too, you know!!!
ReplyDeleteYou KNOW how I feel about bodily fluids being left on this blog.
DeleteSimply remove the pic of the Virgin and insert a pic of your favorite icon (MJ, Judy, Imelda, Gloria, Leona Helmsley, Madge etc) and voila! INSTANT SHRINE!
ReplyDeleteTOPHER, you are brilliant!
ReplyDeleteWhat, and take my picture out?
DeleteWhen I was a young nipper, I bought my mother a birthday present from a church jumble sale, it was a print of a street scene including a genuine clock powered by a double A battery for 30p, she kept it in the downstairs toilet along with the other bits of tat I'd bought for her including: a miniature Blackpool Tower, a conch shell with 'Greetings from Scarbrough' written on it and a glass trout.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: The autographed “Blanche Hunt/Maggie Jones” photograph you sent to me hasn’t been banished to the loo.
DeleteIt hangs with pride above my office desk.
Love it! I used to collect religious "memorabilia", icons and such, and ended up with so much (once people know you collect something they love adding to it) that my place looked like some sort of demented shrine. Everyone assumed I was Catholic (never was). That collection has since been dispersed and distributed amongst various friends, so I still see some of the better pieces on occasion. Your nightlight would have fit right in!
ReplyDeleteTHOMBEAU: I’m not Catholic either…I just always seem to end up with them!
DeleteI’m sure your place would look like a demented shrine with or without the religious memorabilia.
It’s a GOOD thing.
I'm jealous! I only have the cat clock w/ the tail that wags back and forth.
ReplyDeleteKELLY RED: Mistress MJ has a Kit-Cat Klock too!
DeleteI would pay extra to see The Mistress' "Kit-Kat!"
DeleteDamn, I used to have a Kit Kat Klock too but I sold it because it had annoying eyeballs.
Deletekabuki sees you in a different light these days. ZING catholic nite lite humor! they said it couldn't be done.
ReplyDeletekabuki: You light up my life.
DeleteDoes it really play music and move? Seriously? THAT IS SO COOL!! It's like the one stop shrine - shop for all your kitsch needs! Tell me you have a princess phone with seashells glued all over it just like Madonna did in that one movie where she dried her armpits over the hand drier in the bar.
ReplyDeleteWas that her arm pit? I thought She'd done a handstand...
DeleteNATIONS: Mistress MJ has a Princess phone but no seashells attached nor any bits of Madonna’s armpit hairs.
DeleteI love Catholic tat. I wont have it in the house, of course - I'd burn! Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Pardon me, but your teeth are in my neck.
DeleteOur dear Mistress shouldn't put up two posts at the same time. All of the bitches have missed the celebration of World Whisky Day.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I didn't miss it... I'm not one of them old drunk drag queens that crawls in and out of the Infomaniac lounge!
Hugs
Jon
DEEP BLUE: You think two posts are too much?
DeleteWait until we have a hat trick!
Oh how cute, a Mary with the Cherry nigth light!!!!! That must really add to your interior. How many hands at the jumble sale did you have to slap to get it?
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Mistress MJ has seen fights break out at yard sales!
Deletei suppose this translates into begging.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Surely there’s something that you can show us.
DeleteWe loved your laundry room collection!
" .... pray for us sinners ...."
ReplyDeleteBLAZING SCARLET: You’re all SINsational.
DeleteTwo hours of whiskey day left!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll speak to mary in the morning....
Or sooner sometimes, at least when I'm drinking whiskey....
WALLY: Nothing’s quite as pretty as Mary in the morning.
DeleteWhen through a sleepy haze I see her lying there.