I know nothing of the private lives of women. My only encounter with a vagina was during birth and I emerged screaming, wet and cold. It was so tramatizing that I have never gone back - either for a meal or lodging.
Now the private lives of Ladies, there is something I know quite a lot about. I have watched Little Britain, you know.
Now give me back my panties, you slut!
ReplyDeleteWe know all about YOUR private life with PANTIES.
DeleteHow about the private lives of WOMEN?
Women????
Delete?????????
i have no private life, sugar! i'm married. xoxoxoxox *snickering*
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: Oh, that’s right. You’re married AND you have a personal blog!
DeleteI honestly have no idea. We'll have to consult Rush Limbaugh on this matter.
ReplyDeleteSLUTS!
DeleteAYEM8Y: Don’t mention the “R” word.
DeletePrivate life?
ReplyDeleteOoooo ... like when BOB's batteries die at THE crucial moment?
That's all I got ... i'm a single Mommy with kids, I have no private life.
The Bitches here are my guilty pleasure! =)
BLAZNG SCARLET: Remember to clear your browser history.
DeleteI know nothing of the private lives of women. My only encounter with a vagina was during birth and I emerged screaming, wet and cold. It was so tramatizing that I have never gone back - either for a meal or lodging.
ReplyDeleteNow the private lives of Ladies, there is something I know quite a lot about. I have watched Little Britain, you know.
COOKIE: Do you like to do laydeez things?
DeleteI sleep with small dogs. That should explain just about everything.
ReplyDeleteBOXER: Everyone should be so lucky.
DeleteStructurally enhanced foundation garments and snappy elastic. That's all one needs to know.
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: Let’s all give thanx to Spanx!
DeleteIs there douching involved?
ReplyDeleteTHOMBEAU: Douching? Only in Norma’s case.
DeleteWas this The Mistress' big shopping trip to Quebec?
ReplyDeleteLX: Don’t make me force you into Mantyhose.
DeleteOne wants to comment, but....can't.
ReplyDeleteBut you KNOW you want to.
DeleteI understand it's pretty much like The Private Life of Trannies, but without the tucking. But that's just what I heard.
ReplyDeleteI see you've shown up for Filthy Friday.
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