Sodomy Fellatio Anilingus Pederasty Masturbation Auto Erotica Hot Lunch Western Grip Chinese Grip Blumpkin Golden Shower Pearl Necklace Purple Mushroom Jelly Doughnut Woody Woodpecker Rim Job Dirty Sanchez Fish Eye 69
For those who are afraid to Google "blumpkin," the Urban Dictionary defines it as, "The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump."
First?!
ReplyDeleteYAY!
Yes...well done!
Delete... mostly trivial, dear.
ReplyDeleteMiss Scarlet's nibs!
ReplyDelete:-)
Delete...just seeing if I pop up beneath Mr Lax if I enter here.
Sx
Please remember that Infomaniac is NOT a dating service, Miss Scarlet.
DeleteIt figures that I ask for "gay pursuits" and two of the 4.5 straight men on Infomaniac chime in.
ReplyDeleteI'm willing to become lesbian if that would help the demographics for this post.
ReplyDeleteThat would mean Birkenstocks or worse, CROCS.
DeletePerish the thought, LX.
Popping up beneath Mr Lax!
ReplyDeleteSx
This post has gone downhill earlier than usual.
DeleteNo wonder with MsScarlet popping and flashing, nibbling too ...
DeleteI occasionally 'notice' the clothing of people I pass on the street.
ReplyDeleteBut have you been tempted to give them a makeover, Mr. Scotsyank?
DeleteI am tempted. Some people look as if they fell into a box of clothes, and came out dressed!
DeleteI have beauty pagents for Barbies and the winner gets to give a blow job to my anatomically correct GI Joe.
ReplyDeleteYou should hook up with Mr. Peenee and his linen closet/Barbie doll sex club.
ReplyDeleteI used to indulge in gay pursuits, but now I get out of breath... Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: We recommend you visit the Infomaniac Medical Clinic where your STD needs will be taken care of AND you get a free inhaler with every visit.
DeleteUmm....I stare at men's arses.
ReplyDeleteDoes that count?
ROSES: Why limit it to staring?
Deletedecorating, decorating, blow jobs, and more decorating.
ReplyDeleteJASON: How do you find the time?
DeleteWhat Jason said...plus...
ReplyDeleteSodomy
Fellatio
Anilingus
Pederasty
Masturbation
Auto Erotica
Hot Lunch
Western Grip
Chinese Grip
Blumpkin
Golden Shower
Pearl Necklace
Purple Mushroom
Jelly Doughnut
Woody Woodpecker
Rim Job
Dirty Sanchez
Fish Eye
69
And that was just last night...
AYEM8Y: I've heard you've switched teams.
DeleteSee my upcoming post tonight or tomorrow.
i just googled blumpkin.
Deletegawd.
For those who are afraid to Google "blumpkin," the Urban Dictionary defines it as, "The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump."
Deleteis it a coincidence that your illustrator al parker has the
ReplyDeletesame name as the other al parker? gay pursuits indeed.
and the hung parker hails from natick, massachusetts!
if i'm not mistaken, cookie just visited there; no doubt a
pilgrimage to a shrine.
I was waiting to see which Bitch would pick up on the other Al Parker first...you or Cookie.
DeleteWell spotted, Norma.
funny, i am spotting right now.
DeleteDon't forget, Norma...inner cleanliness comes first.
DeleteI visit Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteAbout the only thing missing from Pirate's impressive listing is a santorum!
ReplyDeleteGay Persuits? I don't have time... I'm still buried under a mountain of sequins and tulle darling...
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: See new post for shocking details on AyeM8y's double life!
ReplyDeleteI run a gay blog :)
ReplyDeleteI suck cock. And this year I celebrate sucking cock for 42 years.
ReplyDeleteCocksucker!
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