another vulgar display of lewd and rude behaviour. being both shocked and appalled, kabuki remembers that you are also brilliant and delicious. kabuki will investigate further
KABUKI: another vulgar display of lewd and rude behaviour. being both shocked and appalled, kabuki remembers that you are also brilliant and delicious. kabuki will investigate further
Do look into it.
Cocksucking is an acquired taste, to be sure, and not everyone’s cup of tea.
I second lx. How sweet it would be to admire a nice, velvet pillow with those words on it (and freak your company out with it). I think I have some leftover stuffing lying around somewhere..
Confessions are all very well and good.... But where is the Wenis?
Is there suddenly a shortage in Mistress MJ's larder? Have the house boys all covered up for winter? Couldn't find one picture of a sad old thing playing with his wenis?
Great bumper sticker.
ReplyDeleteIs this your first "First?"
ReplyDeleteHow appropriate!
ReplyDeleteI was just mentioning the very same
Nice tattoo!
ReplyDeleteserviette madam?
ReplyDeleteBLAZNG SCARLET: How appropriate!
ReplyDeleteI was just mentioning the very same
I have that soup packet in my kitchen!
WALLY: Nice tattoo!
From the lips of someone who likes seamen.
NORMADESMOND: serviette madam?
I’ll use your sleeve instead, thanks.
another vulgar display of lewd and rude behaviour. being both shocked and appalled, kabuki remembers that you are also brilliant and delicious. kabuki will investigate further
ReplyDeleteKABUKI: another vulgar display of lewd and rude behaviour. being both shocked and appalled, kabuki remembers that you are also brilliant and delicious. kabuki will investigate further
ReplyDeleteDo look into it.
Cocksucking is an acquired taste, to be sure, and not everyone’s cup of tea.
That would also make a nice design for the throw-pillows on the Infomaniac sofas!
ReplyDeleteWe know who we are. We don't need to have it rammed down our throats all the time... :-)
ReplyDeleteJx
I second lx. How sweet it would be to admire a nice, velvet pillow with those words on it (and freak your company out with it). I think I have some leftover stuffing lying around somewhere..
ReplyDeleteI like Norma Desmond's comment
ReplyDeleteWhy does "Sucking Cock" sound like a twee little english village? The kind with Miss Marple and the vicar on his bicycle.
ReplyDeleteProbably next to the town of "Frott", near "Humping in the Sack".
Or even genuine places in the UK such as Cockermouth, Penistone, Licky End and Rimswell... Jx
ReplyDeleteCOCK!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteConfessions are all very well and good.... But where is the Wenis?
ReplyDeleteIs there suddenly a shortage in Mistress MJ's larder? Have the house boys all covered up for winter? Couldn't find one picture of a sad old thing playing with his wenis?
Are you sure It's wednesday?
COCK-KO-RI-COOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteWOULD SOMEONE HAND MYRA
ReplyDeleteA SERVIETTE, PLEASE!
Cake.
ReplyDeleteJust got back from Laughlin, where they take out their teeth and gum the thing while playing separate slot machines all the while.
ReplyDeleteI saw it.
I did.
OK FINE I didn't. *slouches off*
I've always pondered why it's called a 'blow job' when in fact it's a 'suck job.'
ReplyDeleteI think too much.
another wonderful Public Service Announcement from you.
ReplyDeleteand I have to agree with Michael Guy.
BITCHES: Did somebody mention Penistone?
ReplyDeleteApparently there has been a complaint that this post doesn’t feature an actual wenis.
See new post (any minute now) which we hope will rectify the situation.