Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Wenis Wednesday – Heart Month Edition

February is Heart Month, Bitches …

[thanks, Thombeau!]
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23 comments:

  1. TB9:04 AM, February 01, 2012

    Great bumper sticker.

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  2. The Mistress9:11 AM, February 01, 2012

    Is this your first "First?"

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  3. BlazngScarlet10:10 AM, February 01, 2012

    How appropriate!
    I was just mentioning the very same

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  4. designing wally10:31 AM, February 01, 2012

    Nice tattoo!

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  5. normadesmond10:41 AM, February 01, 2012

    serviette madam?

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  6. The Mistress11:41 AM, February 01, 2012

    BLAZNG SCARLET: How appropriate!
    I was just mentioning the very same

    I have that soup packet in my kitchen!

    WALLY: Nice tattoo!

    From the lips of someone who likes seamen.

    NORMADESMOND: serviette madam?

    I’ll use your sleeve instead, thanks.

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  7. kabuki zero12:53 PM, February 01, 2012

    another vulgar display of lewd and rude behaviour. being both shocked and appalled, kabuki remembers that you are also brilliant and delicious. kabuki will investigate further

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  8. The Mistress1:16 PM, February 01, 2012

    KABUKI: another vulgar display of lewd and rude behaviour. being both shocked and appalled, kabuki remembers that you are also brilliant and delicious. kabuki will investigate further

    Do look into it.

    Cocksucking is an acquired taste, to be sure, and not everyone’s cup of tea.

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  9. LẌ1:41 PM, February 01, 2012

    That would also make a nice design for the throw-pillows on the Infomaniac sofas!

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  10. Jon2:07 PM, February 01, 2012

    We know who we are. We don't need to have it rammed down our throats all the time... :-)

    Jx

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  11. twunty mcslore2:44 PM, February 01, 2012

    I second lx. How sweet it would be to admire a nice, velvet pillow with those words on it (and freak your company out with it). I think I have some leftover stuffing lying around somewhere..

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  12. Anonymous3:17 PM, February 01, 2012

    I like Norma Desmond's comment

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  13. Kapitano3:43 PM, February 01, 2012

    Why does "Sucking Cock" sound like a twee little english village? The kind with Miss Marple and the vicar on his bicycle.

    Probably next to the town of "Frott", near "Humping in the Sack".

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  14. Jon4:13 PM, February 01, 2012

    Or even genuine places in the UK such as Cockermouth, Penistone, Licky End and Rimswell... Jx

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  15. Thombeau4:18 PM, February 01, 2012

    COCK!!!!!!!

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  16. Princess5:35 PM, February 01, 2012

    Confessions are all very well and good.... But where is the Wenis?

    Is there suddenly a shortage in Mistress MJ's larder? Have the house boys all covered up for winter? Couldn't find one picture of a sad old thing playing with his wenis?

    Are you sure It's wednesday?

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  17. DeepBlue7:06 PM, February 01, 2012

    COCK-KO-RI-COOOOOOOOO!

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  18. normadesmond7:56 PM, February 01, 2012

    WOULD SOMEONE HAND MYRA
    A SERVIETTE, PLEASE!

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  19. Thombeau8:46 PM, February 01, 2012

    Cake.

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  20. FirstNations8:59 PM, February 01, 2012

    Just got back from Laughlin, where they take out their teeth and gum the thing while playing separate slot machines all the while.

    I saw it.


    I did.

    OK FINE I didn't. *slouches off*

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  21. Michael Guy9:01 PM, February 01, 2012

    I've always pondered why it's called a 'blow job' when in fact it's a 'suck job.'

    I think too much.

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  22. Jenny10:02 PM, February 01, 2012

    another wonderful Public Service Announcement from you.

    and I have to agree with Michael Guy.

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  23. The Mistress10:28 PM, February 01, 2012

    BITCHES: Did somebody mention Penistone?

    Apparently there has been a complaint that this post doesn’t feature an actual wenis.

    See new post (any minute now) which we hope will rectify the situation.

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