Saturday, February 11, 2012

Inner Cleanliness

Just as Norma was getting a handle on her hygiene issues, her laxative started talking to her…

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  1. Oh Lord, is it all going to kick off again?
    Sx

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  2. Why, whatever do you mean, Miss Scarlet?

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  3. What a tonic... I'm quite moved...

    Oh hai Miss Scarlet... Shall we beat MS Nations to the ring side seats?

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  4. Considering it's the middle of the night in Ms. Nations' time zone, you stand a pretty good chance.

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  5. That's where multi-tasking comes from!


    Hello Princesse and Ms Scarlet. I've just pop the corn. Shall I pour some butter on it?

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  6. @Princess & Miss Scarlet: Regarding the popcorn...

    I would be wary of Jon's "golden topping."

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  7. I am avoiding all biliousness this weekend.

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  8. this will leave you barnacle and carbuncle free but if not used properly, your innards will resemble the earth after the Ice Age: deeply pocked, scarred and with the ability to retain large and vast amounts of liquid.

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  9. "Tones up the liver" and "purifies the blood" - a German product? Anyway my liver could well use some "tone up".

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  12. C'mon Norma! Lets hear what kind of tone that liver has! Key of B!

    http://www.ask.com/wiki/Brown_note

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  13. THOMBEAU: I am avoiding all biliousness this weekend.

    That’s quite alright, Thom.

    Mistress MJ has enough for both of us.

    TOPHER: this will leave you barnacle and carbuncle free but if not used properly, your innards will resemble the earth after the Ice Age: deeply pocked, scarred and with the ability to retain large and vast amounts of liquid.

    To match her complexion.

    MAGO: "Tones up the liver" and "purifies the blood" - a German product? Anyway my liver could well use some "tone up".

    A currywurst might give you a good cleansing.

    NATIONS: C'mon Norma! Lets hear what kind of tone that liver has! Key of B!
    http://www.ask.com/wiki/Brown_note


    Let Mistress MJ give you a hand with that "brown note" link.

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  14. i like my livers salty,
    like my personality.

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  15. No, my dear, you can not produce curry wurst by using the "brown note".

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  16. By the time Ms. Norma is done with all her tonics, colonics, lotions, potions and soaps, she'll be the grandest belle of the Balls!

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  17. *fainting*


    please don't revive me....


    xoxoxox

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  18. kabuki would like to know why we have overlooked inner beauty - which you cannot get in a pill, sadly. kabuki has enough inner beauty to fill a bucket. trues

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  19. NORMADESMOND: i like my livers salty,
    like my personality.


    All the jimmies sprinkling in the world can’t change that.

    MAGO: No, my dear, you can not produce curry wurst by using the "brown note".

    How would I know?

    Mistress MJ is not a scientist!

    BLAZNG SCARLET: By the time Ms. Norma is done with all her tonics, colonics, lotions, potions and soaps, she'll be the grandest belle of the Balls!

    I choose not to think about Norma’s balls, no matter how belle they are.

    SAVANNAH: *fainting*
    please don't revive me....


    That would require smelling salts, not liver salts.

    KABUKI: kabuki would like to know why we have overlooked inner beauty - which you cannot get in a pill, sadly. kabuki has enough inner beauty to fill a bucket. trues

    Looking at kabuki’s inner (and outer) beauty is like staring into the sun.

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  20. **helps Savannah to the couch**

    tip toes out.....

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  21. really, i mean....can one ever
    stop cleansing their inners?

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  22. That's why it comes in a Family Size Tin, also known as the MJ Special.

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  23. Norma's link just gives me the creeps. Now, I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!

    What kind of world...

    !

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  24. Can't hear you; I'm busy. *lights match*

    ...someone huck in a sandwich, wouldja?

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  25. I'm just putting the crowbar beside the door Ms Nations should you decide that you would like to go... Er... Once you have finished going of course...

    Here's your prune and cod liver oil sandwiches...

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  26. And here's the song you requested from the Brown Notes

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  27. Please stay off the pillows!

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  28. Just hearing the phrase "Andrews Liver Salt" makes me want to poop...

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  29. BITCHES: I suggest we move along lest someone here have an accident.

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