this will leave you barnacle and carbuncle free but if not used properly, your innards will resemble the earth after the Ice Age: deeply pocked, scarred and with the ability to retain large and vast amounts of liquid.
THOMBEAU: I am avoiding all biliousness this weekend.
That’s quite alright, Thom.
Mistress MJ has enough for both of us.
TOPHER: this will leave you barnacle and carbuncle free but if not used properly, your innards will resemble the earth after the Ice Age: deeply pocked, scarred and with the ability to retain large and vast amounts of liquid.
To match her complexion.
MAGO: "Tones up the liver" and "purifies the blood" - a German product? Anyway my liver could well use some "tone up".
kabuki would like to know why we have overlooked inner beauty - which you cannot get in a pill, sadly. kabuki has enough inner beauty to fill a bucket. trues
NORMADESMOND: i like my livers salty, like my personality.
All the jimmies sprinkling in the world can’t change that.
MAGO: No, my dear, you can not produce curry wurst by using the "brown note".
How would I know?
Mistress MJ is not a scientist!
BLAZNG SCARLET: By the time Ms. Norma is done with all her tonics, colonics, lotions, potions and soaps, she'll be the grandest belle of the Balls!
I choose not to think about Norma’s balls, no matter how belle they are.
SAVANNAH: *fainting* please don't revive me....
That would require smelling salts, not liver salts.
KABUKI: kabuki would like to know why we have overlooked inner beauty - which you cannot get in a pill, sadly. kabuki has enough inner beauty to fill a bucket. trues
Looking at kabuki’s inner (and outer) beauty is like staring into the sun.
Oh Lord, is it all going to kick off again?
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Why, whatever do you mean, Miss Scarlet?
ReplyDeleteWhat a tonic... I'm quite moved...
ReplyDeleteOh hai Miss Scarlet... Shall we beat MS Nations to the ring side seats?
Considering it's the middle of the night in Ms. Nations' time zone, you stand a pretty good chance.
ReplyDeleteThat's where multi-tasking comes from!
ReplyDeleteHello Princesse and Ms Scarlet. I've just pop the corn. Shall I pour some butter on it?
@Princess & Miss Scarlet: Regarding the popcorn...
ReplyDeleteI would be wary of Jon's "golden topping."
I am avoiding all biliousness this weekend.
ReplyDeletethis will leave you barnacle and carbuncle free but if not used properly, your innards will resemble the earth after the Ice Age: deeply pocked, scarred and with the ability to retain large and vast amounts of liquid.
ReplyDelete"Tones up the liver" and "purifies the blood" - a German product? Anyway my liver could well use some "tone up".
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ReplyDeleteC'mon Norma! Lets hear what kind of tone that liver has! Key of B!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ask.com/wiki/Brown_note
THOMBEAU: I am avoiding all biliousness this weekend.
ReplyDeleteThat’s quite alright, Thom.
Mistress MJ has enough for both of us.
TOPHER: this will leave you barnacle and carbuncle free but if not used properly, your innards will resemble the earth after the Ice Age: deeply pocked, scarred and with the ability to retain large and vast amounts of liquid.
To match her complexion.
MAGO: "Tones up the liver" and "purifies the blood" - a German product? Anyway my liver could well use some "tone up".
A currywurst might give you a good cleansing.
NATIONS: C'mon Norma! Lets hear what kind of tone that liver has! Key of B!
http://www.ask.com/wiki/Brown_note
Let Mistress MJ give you a hand with that "brown note" link.
i like my livers salty,
ReplyDeletelike my personality.
No, my dear, you can not produce curry wurst by using the "brown note".
ReplyDeleteBy the time Ms. Norma is done with all her tonics, colonics, lotions, potions and soaps, she'll be the grandest belle of the Balls!
ReplyDelete*fainting*
ReplyDeleteplease don't revive me....
xoxoxox
kabuki would like to know why we have overlooked inner beauty - which you cannot get in a pill, sadly. kabuki has enough inner beauty to fill a bucket. trues
ReplyDeleteNORMADESMOND: i like my livers salty,
ReplyDeletelike my personality.
All the jimmies sprinkling in the world can’t change that.
MAGO: No, my dear, you can not produce curry wurst by using the "brown note".
How would I know?
Mistress MJ is not a scientist!
BLAZNG SCARLET: By the time Ms. Norma is done with all her tonics, colonics, lotions, potions and soaps, she'll be the grandest belle of the Balls!
I choose not to think about Norma’s balls, no matter how belle they are.
SAVANNAH: *fainting*
please don't revive me....
That would require smelling salts, not liver salts.
KABUKI: kabuki would like to know why we have overlooked inner beauty - which you cannot get in a pill, sadly. kabuki has enough inner beauty to fill a bucket. trues
Looking at kabuki’s inner (and outer) beauty is like staring into the sun.
**helps Savannah to the couch**
ReplyDeletetip toes out.....
really, i mean....can one ever
ReplyDeletestop cleansing their inners?
That's why it comes in a Family Size Tin, also known as the MJ Special.
ReplyDeleteNorma's link just gives me the creeps. Now, I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of world...
!
Can't hear you; I'm busy. *lights match*
ReplyDelete...someone huck in a sandwich, wouldja?
I'm just putting the crowbar beside the door Ms Nations should you decide that you would like to go... Er... Once you have finished going of course...
ReplyDeleteHere's your prune and cod liver oil sandwiches...
And here's the song you requested from the Brown Notes
ReplyDeletePlease stay off the pillows!
ReplyDeleteJust hearing the phrase "Andrews Liver Salt" makes me want to poop...
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: I suggest we move along lest someone here have an accident.
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