Sunday, February 05, 2012

Coffee Klatch

Yesterday’s tea party morphed overnight into a coffee klatch…

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Shall I put another pot of coffee on the stove?
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  1. Mitzi 6:43 AM, February 05, 2012

    I only ever drink Brazilian roast coffee, any other, I find, promotes an unschedualed coffee turtle.

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  2. The Mistress6:50 AM, February 05, 2012

    Regardless of your coffee preferences, we hope you stay for the gossip here at the coffee klatch.

    It's bound to end in tears.

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  3. Princess6:58 AM, February 05, 2012

    Yay! First!
    I'm wearing my best brunch coat MJ... The only suitable attire for a Klatch

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  4. The Mistress7:06 AM, February 05, 2012

    The one with the Kleenex tissues stuffed up the sleeves?

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  5. Princess7:13 AM, February 05, 2012

    That's the one... Ever ready to give a "spit wash"...

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  6. bitter69uk7:31 AM, February 05, 2012

    The dress code appears to be "smock"? And "bouffant wighat"?

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  7. LẌ7:35 AM, February 05, 2012

    Sorry, I don't drink coffee. Any vodka left?

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  8. The Mistress7:40 AM, February 05, 2012

    PRINCESS: That's the one... Ever ready to give a "spit wash"...

    *hides behind toilet planter*

    BITTER69UK: The dress code appears to be "smock"? And "bouffant wighat"?

    There’s nothing like a little Wiggery Pokery.

    LX: Sorry, I don't drink coffee. Any vodka left?

    Plug in the vodka fountain!

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  9. designing wally8:05 AM, February 05, 2012

    Need coffee before comment...

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  10. The Mistress8:35 AM, February 05, 2012

    WALLY: Need coffee before comment...

    I find an intravenous drip works wonders.

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  11. DeepBlue8:40 AM, February 05, 2012

    Let's roast those beans now!

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  12. The Mistress8:50 AM, February 05, 2012

    DEEP BLUE JON: Let's roast those beans now!

    Perhaps we should close the curtains.

    Remember what happened the last time you made coffee?

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  13. The Cool Cookie9:05 AM, February 05, 2012

    Someone must help that poor woman's wig. And their "house coats" need help, too.

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  14. The Mistress9:17 AM, February 05, 2012

    COOKIE: Someone must help that poor woman's wig. And their "house coats" need help, too.

    As manager of The Hair Hall of Fame, the task falls upon YOU.

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  15. TB9:20 AM, February 05, 2012

    I'm not a morning person so this wouldn't work for me despite the pretty housecoats and bright smiles. I would have to shoot them.

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  16. The Mistress9:21 AM, February 05, 2012

    TB: I'm not a morning person so this wouldn't work for me despite the pretty housecoats and bright smiles. I would have to shoot them.

    The only firearms permitted on Infomaniac are Tequila guns.

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  17. FirstNations9:34 AM, February 05, 2012

    Better a klatch than a klavern, I say.

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  18. Princess9:35 AM, February 05, 2012

    All that wiggery pokery brought the memories flooding back to my days spent in the back room of the Empresses Hair Salon brushing wigs and putting them in curlers...
    And getting high on the lacquer fumes!

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  19. Topher9:39 AM, February 05, 2012

    A clutch of klachers! Isn't this too.....International Coffee-like.

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  20. Anonymous9:57 AM, February 05, 2012

    Are they all wearing maternity dresses?

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  21. DeepBlue10:02 AM, February 05, 2012

    OMG! Mr. Magg, that's exactly what I thought when I first saw the picture!

    Now Mistress MJ has no other choice but to throw a baby shower party.

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  22. BlazngScarlet10:39 AM, February 05, 2012

    Those housecoats are an abomination!
    Just give me my satin number!

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  23. normadesmond11:22 AM, February 05, 2012

    sniff, sniff... fish mold on
    the wall AND under all the housecoats.

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  24. The Mistress12:48 PM, February 05, 2012

    NATIONS: Better a klatch than a klavern, I say.

    That’s a southern coffee klatch, isnt'it?

    PRINCESS: All that wiggery pokery brought the memories flooding back to my days spent in the back room of the Empresses Hair Salon brushing wigs and putting them in curlers...
    And getting high on the lacquer fumes!

    Rumour has it that’s not the only kind of back room you’ve been high in.

    TOPHER: A clutch of klachers! Isn't this too.....International Coffee-like.

    You mean like this?

    MAGO: Are they all wearing maternity dresses?

    Perhaps as well as coffee on the stove, there are buns in the oven!

    DEEP BLUE JON: OMG! Mr. Magg, that's exactly what I thought when I first saw the picture!
    Now Mistress MJ has no other choice but to throw a baby shower party.

    May I draw your attention to Infomaniac Public Service Announcement #14?

    BLAZNG SCARLET: Those housecoats are an abomination!
    Just give me my satin number!

    That satin number is right up there with The Pill for best birth control device.

    NORMADESMOND: sniff, sniff... fish mold on
    the wall AND under all the housecoats.

    This won’t be so funny, Norma, when you find out that we’ve been gossiping about YOU.

    See post later today.

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  25. ayeM8y1:09 PM, February 05, 2012

    Join the klatch? It's so early in the afternoon and I don't wear housecoats. I'll have mine in my room.

    *Picks up extension, barks at kitchen staff, orders one large coffee enema, black, stat*

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  26. RAD2:31 PM, February 05, 2012

    Love it... Can I get 2 lumps of sugar please.....

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  27. Thombeau3:10 PM, February 05, 2012

    Coffee and diet pills! It's not just for breakfast anymore!

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  28. FirstNations3:14 PM, February 05, 2012

    Raw opium and beer! It's whats for breakfast here!

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  29. Anonymous4:30 PM, February 05, 2012

    "Opium haut Opi um,
    haut Opium auch Omi um?"

    Breakfast is holy. Cofee IV and a Folienkuchen (learn to dip!) - and the day is my friend.

    What is a baby shower party, DeepBlue - something like baptism?

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  30. Mistress Maddie4:47 PM, February 05, 2012

    Now don't confuse me like this. A tea party and coffee klatch require different wardrobes! And secondly, could you save the coffee grounds and beans for me.....I'm having a colon cleanse this week......thanks doll!

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  31. The Mistress5:49 PM, February 05, 2012

    AYEM8Y: Join the klatch? It's so early in the afternoon and I don't wear housecoats. I'll have mine in my room.
    *Picks up extension, barks at kitchen staff, orders one large coffee enema, black, stat*

    A coffee enema is guaranteed to perk you up!

    RAD: Love it... Can I get 2 lumps of sugar please.....

    Coming right up. And good to see you again!

    THOMBEAU: Coffee and diet pills! It's not just for breakfast anymore!

    One must maintain ones youthful figure.

    NATIONS: Raw opium and beer! It's whats for breakfast here!

    And your famous laudanum soup, of course.

    MAGO: "Opium haut Opi um,
    haut Opium auch Omi um?"
    Breakfast is holy. Cofee IV and a Folienkuchen (learn to dip!) - and the day is my friend.
    What is a baby shower party, DeepBlue - something like baptism?

    Baby shower definition here, Mago.

    MISTRESS MADDIE: Now don't confuse me like this. A tea party and coffee klatch require different wardrobes! And secondly, could you save the coffee grounds and beans for me.....I'm having a colon cleanse this week......thanks doll!

    Did someone mention DOLLS?

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