Show us your tools!
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Or whatever you may have lying around your property that reeks of masculinity...
Sports equipment, sewer snakes, caulking guns, Aqua Velva aftershave, etc.
Because there’s something about an Aqua Velva man…
If it’s butch, we wanna see it.
This contest is open to men AND women!
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YOU could be the Butchest Bitch here at Infomaniac if you follow these simple instructions:
1. Email a photo of the butchest thing in your house. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.)
2. Include a description of the item.
3. Submit the photo by the end of February.
Are YOU the butchest Bitch?
Saturday, February 18, 2012
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Of course I am...
ReplyDeleteFIRST!
Can I post my leather clad ass again?
ReplyDeletefirst in a second kind of way
ReplyDeleteyou want me to send my jock strap?
ReplyDeleteit might be a problem at customs.
Is there a prize for bitchiest butch?
ReplyDeleteMy coffee is pretty butch this morning. Does that count?
ReplyDeleteOh lord, I am going to have to drench myself with the Aqua Velva Aftershave to get rid of the imagined stench of jock strap.
ReplyDeleteSx
DEEP BLUE JON: Of course I am...
ReplyDeleteFIRST!
Can I post my leather clad ass again?
Send us something we haven’t seen before.
Besides, now that we know you’re wearing PANTIES under your leather trousers, it’s not so butch.
KABUKI: first in a second kind of way
kabuki puts the “fun” in fundoshi and the “man” in manly.
NORMADESMOND: you want me to send my jock strap?
it might be a problem at customs.
Do you want Mistress MJ to send her foundation garments to you?
JASON: Is there a prize for bitchiest butch?
Is there someone you’d like to nominate?
ROSES: My coffee is pretty butch this morning. Does that count?
Don’t make me reach through and slap you.
SCARLET: Oh lord, I am going to have to drench myself with the Aqua Velva Aftershave to get rid of the imagined stench of jock strap.
Are you saying you wouldn’t pay to sniff Ben Cohen’s jockstrap?
NOOOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's not my type.
Can you run a competition called: Find Scarlet's Type?
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SCARLET: NOOOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's not my type.
Can you run a competition called: Find Scarlet's Type?
Ben Cohen is actually Mr. Frobisher’s type.
Do you want Mistress MJ to create a Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service profile for you?
No, just a nice gallery devoted to 'my type'.... perhaps the cheesy room could be appropriated for the purpose?
ReplyDeleteSx
thank you, i'll take cohen
ReplyDeleteand build a seder around him.
Why bother the guy in the 1st pic is clearly the winner.
ReplyDeletehow many pictures can I send?
ReplyDeleteA cedar what?
ReplyDeleteMy pair of silk dream catchers (Old Knudsen trademarked underwear) reek of masculinity.
ReplyDeleteDidn't we all have to find Miss Scarlet's Missing Comment and now we are to find her type! Might I suggest "Times Roman" for starters.
ReplyDeleteI hope Mr Knudsen posts a photo of his "silk dream catchers" I've gone all heady at the thought....
What I need is a lost property box....
ReplyDeleteSx
I don't want to hear about your box. Thats just icky.
ReplyDeleteSCARLET: No, just a nice gallery devoted to 'my type'.... perhaps the cheesy room could be appropriated for the purpose?
ReplyDeleteYou HAD to bring up the Cheese Room.
NORMADESMOND: thank you, i'll take cohen
and build a seder around him.
Bet you can’t eat just one.
TB: Why bother the guy in the 1st pic is clearly the winner.
That sort of thinking got America nowhere.
BOXER: how many pictures can I send?
Mistress MJ will be annoyed if you send more than 3.
NATIONS: A cedar what?
You’re our token First Nations rep…you should know.
You could probably tell us about Old Knudsen’s dream catchers too.
KNUDSEN: My pair of silk dream catchers (Old Knudsen trademarked underwear) reek of masculinity.
Your dream catchers are a nightmare.
And look what you’ve done to Princess.
PRINCESS: Didn't we all have to find Miss Scarlet's Missing Comment and now we are to find her type! Might I suggest "Times Roman" for starters.
I hope Mr Knudsen posts a photo of his "silk dream catchers" I've gone all heady at the thought....
Shall I summon a houseboy to bring the fainting chaise?
SCARLET: What I need is a lost property box....
People are always losing their mobiles though, aren’t they?
Are you sure you want to hear ringtones coming from your box?
NATIONS: I don't want to hear about your box. Thats just icky.
I’ll have you know that Miss Scarlet’s box is known as the Belle of Blighty.
but... but... whatever is this thing "butch" of which you speak?
ReplyDeleteVATO DIABLO: but... but... whatever is this thing "butch" of which you speak?
ReplyDeleteIf you have to ask, you don’t have it.