great way to poke out an eye scottie. safety first! tie a red flag around that dangerous protrusion. better yet, let kabuki tie one on for you. (kabuki is a giver, y'know)
And whilest they play the trumpets, the Mistress will, and can, use her talents to play all 6 of the Scottish skin flutes. I love a good solid WOODwind....
Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteI love me a man in tartan...
I should think you also love a man OUT of his tartan!
ReplyDeleteThat's my kind of upskirt action!
ReplyDeleteWhy yes indeed I do dear MJ.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a "Cock in a Frock" is it not? Would his name be "Jock" per chance?
THOMBEAU: You may find this kilt inspection mirror helpful!
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: Jock RODerick.
His Gay Gordon was a rousing success.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteHis Gay Gordon success could only be matched by his ceilidh set to the theme music from Benny Hill.
There is nothing I don't like about a slut in a skirt.
ReplyDeleteAmen to THAT, Stacia!
ReplyDeleteOh! Oh! Oh! Jeez....
ReplyDeleteJeez? Or jizz?
ReplyDeleteJeeeeeeeeezuz Christ!
ReplyDeleteI can't take this anymore. It's too painful!
*sobs*
Du calme, cher. Du calme.
ReplyDeleteRobert Burns or carpet burns?
ReplyDeleteI think you'll find that many Infomaniac Bitches will opt for carpet burns from the laddie in the photograph.
ReplyDeletea bagpipe. well, a pipe & a bag.....
ReplyDeletedon't move, let me get my trumpet.
So much better than a steaming plate of haggis; by the way is that Donn Escapeons without a beard?
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Shall I get out my vuvuzela?
ReplyDeleteTB: No. This is Donn.
Be sure to scroll dong, I mean down.
Um...kilt, sporran,tartan,um..haggis...
ReplyDelete...nice dick!
*scuttles off in 'not scottish-ness-knowing-about-' shame*
Stand back, Ms. Nations!
ReplyDeleteHe's about to toss his caber!
the infomaniac orchestra...i'll tune up.
ReplyDeleteMr. LX plays the pocket trumpet.
ReplyDeletetwo trumpets...the section grows.
ReplyDeletePerhaps MR. PEENEE will drop by with his piccolo.
ReplyDeleteand she'll have to be first chair, of course.
ReplyDeleteWill that mean we have to sit through her piccolo solo?
ReplyDeletegreat way to poke out an eye scottie. safety first! tie a red flag around that dangerous protrusion. better yet, let kabuki tie one on for you. (kabuki is a giver, y'know)
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ has found just the thing for kabuki.
ReplyDeleteBEAM ME UP, SCOTTIE!!!
ReplyDeleteOf all the planets, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, he walks into yours.
ReplyDeleteAnd whilest they play the trumpets, the Mistress will, and can, use her talents to play all 6 of the Scottish skin flutes. I love a good solid WOODwind....
ReplyDeleteLemme give you a piece of my mind, Bitches!
ReplyDeleteMJ: You're quoting Star Wars as a reply to a reference made to STAR TREK? *facepalm* Geeks everywhere are CRYING.
ReplyDeleteOh fine. Geeks in Sumas are crying.
FINE. ONE GEEK IN SUMAS IS CRYING.
...and the Star Wars quote references 'Casablanca'.
ReplyDeleteIt's geek overload here at Infomaniac, bitches!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!
What a lovely gesture Huggy Jon...
ReplyDeleteYou read my mind...
Well well ...
ReplyDeleteClearly you are ALL insane.
ReplyDeletelike moths to the flame.
ReplyDeleteImpressive!
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