Mistress MJ may be staying close to home as she’s just opened the door to an icy blast of frigid air. It’s -20 °C (-4 °F) but with the wind chill factor, it feels like -31 °C (-24 °F)!!!
I doubt there is such a thing as the wind chill factor where you live.
We often get treated to a Southern Blast from The Antarctic during winter but nothing down to the temperatures you are currently experiencing. Brrrrrr... Do you need a little something to warm your muff?
Such handsome and lithe limbs Mistress has! Happy Weekend!
We do, occasionally, receive wind chill advisories in SW Florida into the low 30's - freezes the oranges and makes all the tourists run for cover as iguana's begin to fall out of the trees! It's a HOOT!
Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteI'm up for a knees up any time Mistress... What's the occasion?
It’s the WEEKEND, Princess!
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ may be staying close to home as she’s just opened the door to an icy blast of frigid air. It’s -20 °C (-4 °F) but with the wind chill factor, it feels like -31 °C (-24 °F)!!!
I doubt there is such a thing as the wind chill factor where you live.
It's got right up my knickers!
BURRRRR!
ReplyDeleteI'll help Mistress celebrate but only if we are staying indoors...
Bring your leg warmers just in case the power goes out, Wally.
ReplyDeleteI'll bake a cake!
ReplyDeleteWe often get treated to a Southern Blast from The Antarctic during winter but nothing down to the temperatures you are currently experiencing. Brrrrrr...
ReplyDeleteDo you need a little something to warm your muff?
Did someone mention cake?
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ has a perfectly good muff warmer, thank you very much!
Such handsome and lithe limbs Mistress has! Happy Weekend!
ReplyDeleteWe do, occasionally, receive wind chill advisories in SW Florida into the low 30's - freezes the oranges and makes all the tourists run for cover as iguana's begin to fall out of the trees! It's a HOOT!
*notes new avatar*
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you were a ginger, Topher.
taunting zsa zsa?
ReplyDeletehow low can you go?
Zsa Zsa doesn't have a leg to stand on when Mistress MJ is around.
ReplyDeleteI thought was Heather Mills.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Heather Mills, I'm staying home and getting legless.
ReplyDelete*plugs in vodka fountain*
*Army-crawls across the (spotless, bubblegum free carpet) upends several bottles of The Recipe into fountain*
ReplyDeleteNOW it's a party, bitches!
*army crawls away*
Look out, Aunt Esther got into the bottle of Mogen David again and ruined Shabbat dinner last night!
ReplyDeleteTime to warm your knickers. Franconia is kissed by the sun.
ReplyDeleteArticle that could interest you.
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking...
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: *takes shag rake to Ms. Nations’ buttocks*
ReplyDeleteKELLY RED: And by “Aunt Esther” you mean Norma.
MAGO: Thanks for the article, Mago.
So it seems my walnuts are just a little … overactive.
If I go to Grenada, I don’t want to sleep through it!
THOMBEAU: Now heaven knows, anything goes.