Friday, January 06, 2012

Filthy Friday

Our first Filthy Friday in this, The Year of the Arse

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32 comments:

  1. Yay! First!
    What was it I was just saying about maintaining a strict fluid intake?

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  2. Ooh, a tie! But I must bow before the Princess...

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  3. Looks like a dead heat Mr Thombeau!
    Come lets stand up here on the dais together....

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  4. ...and stick a bottle up my ass.

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  5. We can let the other Bitches bow before both of us!

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  6. That reminds me to buy some more maple syrup.

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  7. Now now ladies...there's room for two on the podium.

    Oh Hai LX!

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  8. I'm thirsty. Anyone got a...


    ...never mind.

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  9. It's like a human seltzer bottle.

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  10. In that case, he should be wearing a red clown nose.

    And speaking of redness...

    Click to enlarge and tell me...

    Is that a lesion of some sort on his cock?

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  11. Maybe...could be the little place where the mushroom splits in two...or a bad circumcision or all three.

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  12. I suspect it's from crawling around on the floor near the toilet.

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  13. I really didn't want to look that closely... but now that you mention it... it could be a mutilation of the meatus or a fistula of the flange or just a plain old pimple of peni... or a lesion of the legoverer...
    Perhaps "Prince Albert" is on leave?..

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  14. Princess, there's something I forgot to mention on your rumpology report...

    I foresee a career in nursing for you.

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  15. That was on my let cheek... Right?

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  16. Actually, I found it a little further away...

    On your coccyx.

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  17. Is that a sprite? I shall never drink sprite again. Or maybe it is 7-up - the uncola. As in as soon as I un-plug it, you may have a refreshing beverage. kabuki must lay down and rest now, his eyes feel all icky and such.

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  18. and i certainly didn't come
    here looking for puppies, did i?

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  19. Is this why President Obama is always bowing to everybody? OK, that photo is burned into my retinas and I don't know if I can ever get it out again. That's just Ugh!

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  20. BOXER: I'll need a straw.

    I hope you thank Marvin Stone each time you take a sip from a straw.

    Did you celebrate National Drinking Straw day on January 3rd?

    KABUKI: Is that a sprite? I shall never drink sprite again. Or maybe it is 7-up - the uncola. As in as soon as I un-plug it, you may have a refreshing beverage. kabuki must lay down and rest now, his eyes feel all icky and such.

    He prefers being unplugged to being kicked.

    NORMADESMOND: and i certainly didn't come
    here looking for puppies, did i?


    We’re not miracle workers, Norma.

    EPIC FAIL: Is this why President Obama is always bowing to everybody? OK, that photo is burned into my retinas and I don't know if I can ever get it out again. That's just Ugh!

    Did no one warn you about Filthy Fridays on Infomaniac?

    Parental guidance is advised.

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  21. Kinda reminds me of that lady in Priscilla shooting ping pong balls from her vag.....fun as a party trick butt....

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  22. Ah well, its inconvenient when the table water is too cold, thank you George.

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  23. The bottled water is...actually it's not ok, but the glistening metric shit-ton of lube is even more not ok-er. See,in my world that's called cheating.

    *re-reads Garden of Sand*

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  24. TOPHER: Kinda reminds me of that lady in Priscilla shooting ping pong balls from her vag.....fun as a party trick butt....

    Have you ever seen old clips of The Ed Sullivan Show?

    Why not add plate-spinning (out of yer arse) to your repertoire of party tricks?

    MAGO: Ah well, its inconvenient when the table water is too cold, thank you George.

    Shrinkage!

    NATIONS: The bottled water is...actually it's not ok, but the glistening metric shit-ton of lube is even more not ok-er. See,in my world that's called cheating.
    *re-reads Garden of Sand*


    *wonders why this book slipped under my radar and adds “Garden of Sand” to book list*

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  25. So how fast and hard does he have to shake that ass to get the lid to pop off?

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  26. Now this goes back to the previous post. Talk about a creative way to get Jennine out of her bottle!!!!!

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