Sunday, October 30, 2011

HalloWENIS Party!

Boo!

[thanks to Infomaniac Bitch Michael Guy!]

Join us for our HalloWENIS Party!

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Everybody grab a wiener!

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Have fun, Bitches!

Happy HalloWENIS!

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33 comments:

  1. LẌ4:13 AM, October 30, 2011

    "Woooo, that's scary!"

    Count Floyd

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  2. Ms Scarlet4:54 AM, October 30, 2011

    That last pic would make a jolly good Halloween avatar....
    Sx

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  3. The Mistress7:44 AM, October 30, 2011

    I don't want the pair of you gobbling up all the weenies before our other guests arrive.

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  4. Roses8:19 AM, October 30, 2011

    Eeek!

    Scary wenis!

    I came as a horny little devil.

    I couldn't be arse to sort out a costume.

    Now, where's my wenis?

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  5. The Mistress8:30 AM, October 30, 2011

    Miss Roses has arrived.

    Guard the vodka fountain.

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  6. Anonymous8:34 AM, October 30, 2011

    She's still high from her Mexican experience this morning.

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  7. The Mistress8:57 AM, October 30, 2011

    The Tequila gun?

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  8. Anonymous9:22 AM, October 30, 2011

    Something more like this I guess ...

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  9. Roses10:09 AM, October 30, 2011

    Hmm...my cup of mexican didn't include a flaming glass. But it was pure pleasure, I can tell you.

    But that was this morning. Now it's afternoon.

    Why is my way to the vodka fountain blocked?

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  10. Princess10:13 AM, October 30, 2011

    Oh... that would be my arse Ms Roses
    I'll just move a little to the left and make room for you...

    Is that better?
    *plunges face back into vodka fountain*

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  11. Princess10:16 AM, October 30, 2011

    what's Ms Nations Doing down there with the snorkel and flippers?

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  12. The Mistress10:16 AM, October 30, 2011

    A flaming glass or a flaming ass?

    *pins "wide load" sign onto Princess's arse*

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  13. Princess10:18 AM, October 30, 2011

    *comes up for air*
    Ouch.... I think I just felt a little prick....

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  14. The Mistress10:26 AM, October 30, 2011

    That may have been Von LX with the tray of cocktail weenies.

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  15. FirstNations11:19 AM, October 30, 2011

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  17. FirstNations11:23 AM, October 30, 2011

    *The pale marble basin, filled with Stolichnya and happy partygoers, revealed no hint of the horror lurking far below, in the aphotic and alcoholic deeps where only predators lurk, a horror looking upward with strange dead eyes as it circled...each movement sending a flood of lifegiving vodka through the scarlet slashes where gill slits pulsed on it's streamlined sides...and suddenly nothing.
    Then a stream of silver bubbles rose like a flurry of pirrahna, and the crafty Native American rises, rises from the depths like an angel of death, kicks off her Spongebob flippers, pulls aside her snorkel, and arrows toward her first course......*

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  18. FirstNations11:24 AM, October 30, 2011

    ...yes I have gills. shut up.

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  19. DeepBlue11:43 AM, October 30, 2011

    You can have the coffee... I'll keep the Mexican... on my laps!



    I still hate Halloween!

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  20. Mitzi 12:49 PM, October 30, 2011

    Things that go Ouuuu in the night.

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  21. designing wally1:07 PM, October 30, 2011

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!

    That being said, time for a vodka and a hot dog...

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  22. Roses2:01 PM, October 30, 2011

    I like my dawg fully loaded. Where's the relish?

    Umm...on second thought perhaps not...there's a weiner shaped hole in the jar. I worry about the double dunking.

    *removes sparkly pink thong from vodka fountain*

    *sigh*

    It's that kind of party isn't it?

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  23. KellyRed2:12 PM, October 30, 2011

    I'm imagining that really is Michael Guy! Here's hoping for a big gust of wind. (And NOT wind from First Nations).

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  24. normadesmond4:04 PM, October 30, 2011

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  25. DeepBlue4:20 PM, October 30, 2011

    What? There's no pumpkin cheesecake?

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  26. The Mistress7:35 PM, October 30, 2011

    NATIONS: *The pale marble basin, filled with Stolichnya and happy partygoers, revealed no hint of the horror lurking far below, in the aphotic and alcoholic deeps where only predators lurk, a horror looking upward with strange dead eyes as it circled...each movement sending a flood of lifegiving vodka through the scarlet slashes where gill slits pulsed on it's streamlined sides...and suddenly nothing.
    Then a stream of silver bubbles rose like a flurry of pirrahna, and the crafty Native American rises, rises from the depths like an angel of death, kicks off her Spongebob flippers, pulls aside her snorkel, and arrows toward her first course......*
    ...yes I have gills. shut up.

    Do dugongs eat fish?

    DEEP BLUE: You can have the coffee... I'll keep the Mexican... on my laps!
    I still hate Halloween!

    But Hallowe’en is the gay Christmas!

    MITZI: Things that go Ouuuu in the night.

    There are a few things around here that go Ewwww in the night too.

    I think I’m stuck to one of them right now.

    WALLY: Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!
    That being said, time for a vodka and a hot dog...

    Swizzle stick?

    ROSES: I like my dawg fully loaded. Where's the relish?
    Umm...on second thought perhaps not...there's a weiner shaped hole in the jar. I worry about the double dunking.
    *removes sparkly pink thong from vodka fountain*
    *sigh*
    It's that kind of party isn't it?

    Who does this belong to?

    KELLY RED: I'm imagining that really is Michael Guy! Here's hoping for a big gust of wind. (And NOT wind from First Nations).

    Here’s a photo of Michael Guy’s arse in the meantime.

    Deep Blue got pretty excited over it earlier.

    NORMADESMOND: The author has been deleted by this post.

    I was in the kitchen putting together some Hors d'oeuvres!

    DEEP BLUE: What? There's no pumpkin cheesecake?

    How about some beefcake?

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  27. FirstNations11:55 PM, October 30, 2011

    Fuzzy beefcake!!

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  28. Thombeau1:07 AM, October 31, 2011

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  29. Thombeau1:08 AM, October 31, 2011

    I've always enjoyed a good tubesteak. And rump roast. Often going from one to the other until my dinner is in a complete frenzy!

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  30. The Mistress4:36 AM, October 31, 2011

    NATIONS: Fuzzy beefcake!!

    You can use the hairs as dental floss!

    THOMBEAU: I've always enjoyed a good tubesteak. And rump roast. Often going from one to the other until my dinner is in a complete frenzy!

    What about your greens?

    Would you like a tossed salad with that?

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  31. LẌ5:22 AM, October 31, 2011

    "Would you like a tossed salad with that?"

    After all of that poutine, it's nice to see The Mistress is offering healthy choices!

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  32. Anonymous6:22 AM, October 31, 2011

    Time for the morning-after-drink - Bloody mary anyone?

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  33. The Mistress6:45 AM, October 31, 2011

    BITCHES: “Morning after” post up.

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