Earlier this week, I asked you what gay products you have in your household.
Much to my surprise, a couple of you (Mr. Cookie and Hayward) actually responded with their own posts to show me their gay products.
Cookie’s gay sunglasses…
Hayward’s big gay refrigerator…
So why don’t we turn this into yet another photographic event?
The rest of you Bitches get snapping and send me a photo of THE GAYEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE.
You have all weekend and all next week to do so.
Note: Apologies for not replying to all comments in previous posts. Guests are on their way (again!) and you know how Mistress MJ dislikes entertaining.
My house is so stuffed with gaiety that it would be hard to choose the gayest - will do my best xx
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean, Lulu.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ cannot make a move in this house without tripping over gayness.
Or is that a drunken houseboy?
I do so wish that Mean Dirty Pirate had a matching pair for his lamp.
ReplyDeleteOh lord, this is when I discover that I'm a bit butch.
ReplyDeleteSx
the pirate in his glasses and wig: gay
ReplyDeletethe pirate's oriental lamp: GAY! GAY! GAY!
Oh dear, I'm with Miss Scarlet. I'm afraid with 3 girls and the Sailor there isn't much gayness in my house. I'm really gonna have to think about this one. I better open another bottle of wine....
ReplyDeleteSweet Mericiful Jesus! The Peggy Guggenheim sunglasses are $225 freaking DOLLARS!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.guggenheimstore.org/pegusu.html
TB: I do so wish that Mean Dirty Pirate had a matching pair for his lamp.
ReplyDeleteI’d love to see The Pirate’s matching pair.
Ahem.
SCARLET: Oh lord, this is when I discover that I'm a bit butch.
Stop looking at me like that.
NORMADESMOND: the pirate in his glasses and wig: gay
the pirate's oriental lamp: GAY! GAY! GAY!
In other words, it’s the hat trick of gayness.
COREYJO: Oh dear, I'm with Miss Scarlet. I'm afraid with 3 girls and the Sailor there isn't much gayness in my house. I'm really gonna have to think about this one. I better open another bottle of wine....
Wine is the answer.
What was the question?
COOKIE: Sweet Mericiful Jesus! The Peggy Guggenheim sunglasses are $225 freaking DOLLARS!
http://www.guggenheimstore.org/pegusu.html
Don’t let that price tag deter you Bitches from throwing together a collection to buy them for Mistress MJ.
How about holding a bake sale?
Coco?
ReplyDeleteoh. wrong "gay". my bad.
ReplyDeleteYou wanna define those terms a little better for the switch hitter here? I own a copy of The Rocky Horror Picture Show on vinyl, and a first edition of Martha Stewarts' classic 'Hors d'Oueuvres' . I also smoke cigars and own a black fedora, several neckties (thanks, Mago!), a pair of Doc Martin jackboots and a leather jacket made out of horsehide. I CAN'T TAKE THIS KIND OF PRESSURE.
ReplyDelete..am I wrong to think that ol' Martha looks smokin' hot on the dust jacket of the aforementioned book? I feel so dirty.
ReplyDeleteI own several items that are so tacky, the gay community would shoot me if I ever tried to put the two together.
ReplyDeleteApart from tacky, nope. I got nothing.
*sigh*
Anyone want a drink?
BOXER: Coco?
ReplyDeleteoh. wrong "gay". my bad.
It’s all about Coco.
NATIONS: You wanna define those terms a little better for the switch hitter here? I own a copy of The Rocky Horror Picture Show on vinyl, and a first edition of Martha Stewarts' classic 'Hors d'Oueuvres' . I also smoke cigars and own a black fedora, several neckties (thanks, Mago!), a pair of Doc Martin jackboots and a leather jacket made out of horsehide. I CAN'T TAKE THIS KIND OF PRESSURE.
..am I wrong to think that ol' Martha looks smokin' hot on the dust jacket of the aforementioned book? I feel so dirty.
Calm the fuck down and define “gay” on your own terms.
I have a straight male friend who thinks Martha is hawt so there ya go.
ROSES: I own several items that are so tacky, the gay community would shoot me if I ever tried to put the two together.
Apart from tacky, nope. I got nothing.
*sigh*
Anyone want a drink?
Has anyone ever refused a drink here on Infomaniac?
I'm currently living in a rented flat and I don't think it would be fair to make fun of Frau T's stuff!
ReplyDeleteUm...CoreyJo? I think you're forgetting about that stick that sometimes finds its way up the Sailor's rear...you know the one; RIGHT?
ReplyDeleteIt starts out getting stuck in his craw, but always finds a way to ram up his ass just as he starts barking up your tree...
HaHa!!
Rafa
P.S. nutt'n gay in my closet...I completely out and FANCY FREE!!
Does glitter count?
ReplyDeleteWhen I fuck by the light of the moon, I like my man's ass hairs to sparkle my way HOME!
Ass light
Ass bright
Crack'n smile looks so right
I wish I may; I wish I might
Fuck the ass that burns so tight
Rafa
Sorry Rafa, I burnt that bitch the last time it got stuck up his ass.
ReplyDeleteDoes one of those giant painted oriental fans count? You know the big ones that you see in every single Chinese resturant, that all look the same? Speaking of which I might have to burn that too....
I'll keep searching..
Actually I do have a pair of those lamps! Not matched but two of the same. Double Gayness.
ReplyDeleteI already offered my (faux) Peggy sunglasses to you and now I have to take up baking?
Maybe I can snap a picture of myself baking wearing only my gay apron...
Just passing....
ReplyDeleteLike the wind & leaving behind the gayest thing in my new home with you all!
So much for class.
ReplyDeleteOregon's Osiris is not burning brightly or its ass.
EVERSEC?
COLUO?
SLYTOSMA?
SLYZEN ain't watt it used to be....( BEESS?)
VON LX: I'm currently living in a rented flat and I don't think it would be fair to make fun of Frau T's stuff!
ReplyDeleteThere’s always another photo event around the corner.
RAFA & COREYJO: When can we expect your next DVD to be released?
AYEM8Y: Actually I do have a pair of those lamps! Not matched but two of the same. Double Gayness.
I already offered my (faux) Peggy sunglasses to you and now I have to take up baking?
Maybe I can snap a picture of myself baking wearing only my gay apron...
I’ll need a close-up of one of the double gayness lamps AND the gay apron shot as worn by our CURRENT Mr. Nude Infomaniac.
That’s right….Hayward is apparently trying to improve his waistline in order to become the NEXT Mr. Nude Infomaniac.
WALLY: Just passing....
Like the wind & leaving behind the gayest thing in my new home with you all!
YAY!
MICHELLE: Welcome to Infomaniac.
Who are you and how did you find us?
You’re high right now, aren’t you?
Corey, I think you've been drinking to much wine lately...
ReplyDeleteStill havent found anything gay around except my leather pants?
What? Wally's moving???
I'm so late on everyone!
BTW Mistress, The DVD of Corey Jo and Rafa is ALREADY out
ReplyDeleteWhat? Who? Me? There's no such thing as too much wine Jon-Jon
ReplyDeleteSorry MJ No DVD's, Rafa's camera shy, just ask his ring finger. Isn't that right Darling!?! ;) (♥U)
JON!! That was supposed to be a secret. Now who's been nipping the wine? Loose lips! ;0
ReplyDelete(♥u2)
I have a pair of assless leather chaps. Or wait; that makes me a daddy bear doesn't it. OK wait. *digs through stacks of crap* Hey! I have three of the Tales of the City books!!!! There we go!! So if I stack up the Martha Stewart whore's louvers book, the Rocky Horror Picture Show lp and the Tales of the City books....??
ReplyDeleteYou know, I don't stand a chance against Mean Nasty Dirty Heinie Pirate Man, do I. That lamp pretty much takes the cake.
*has lamp envy*
*has SERIOUS lamp envy*
DEEP BLUE: BTW Mistress, The DVD of Corey Jo and Rafa is ALREADY out
ReplyDeleteI watched it and all I can say is that Rafa fights like a girl.
COREYJO: What? Who? Me? There's no such thing as too much wine Jon-Jon
Sorry MJ No DVD's, Rafa's camera shy, just ask his ring finger. Isn't that right Darling!?! ;) (♥U)
JON!! That was supposed to be a secret. Now who's been nipping the wine? Loose lips! ;0
(♥u2)
Apparently there’s no such thing as too many emoticons either.
NATIONS: I have a pair of assless leather chaps. Or wait; that makes me a daddy bear doesn't it. OK wait. *digs through stacks of crap* Hey! I have three of the Tales of the City books!!!! There we go!! So if I stack up the Martha Stewart whore's louvers book, the Rocky Horror Picture Show lp and the Tales of the City books....??
You know, I don't stand a chance against Mean Nasty Dirty Heinie Pirate Man, do I. That lamp pretty much takes the cake.
*has lamp envy*
*has SERIOUS lamp envy*
Wait until the Pirate sees your Egyptian Penis Man!!!
How about a photo of you in your chaps on your Harley, precariously balancing your stack of books and LPs as you drive off in a cloud of dust?
@MJ:
ReplyDeleteHELLO! Don't let my bag of baubles fool ya', I AM a girl...with a GINORMOUS clitoris that'll quife cum in your bullseye if you don't watch your ASS!
Rafa
Thank you for clarifying, Rafaella.
ReplyDelete@MJ:
ReplyDeleteThat's rafaBella...'cuz I'm so purty!