My response to his post was as follows…
“Mistress MJ snuck into your house in the middle of the night and ground her cha-cha all over your sofa.”
And that is exactly what will happen to the rest of you Bitches if you don’t meet Monday’s deadline with your neighbourhood photos!
By the way, Mr. Peenee’s response to my comment was a curt, “Can't talk, I have to go burn my sofa now.”
We’re sure he’d feel differently if he awoke to find THIS on his sofa…
Cha-cha grinding? Sounds like a brand of coffee grinder for those that enjoy dancing.. Perhaps it plays a nice melody instead of that jarring "GGRRRRRRRRRRGJNHRJTHEJRTHGJEHTERER" noise that the normal ones make.
ReplyDeleteI'd fancy the second part on my Sofa any day.
Glad I got my photos in, because I adore my scarlet velvet sofa!
ReplyDeleteHai Moonblossom...
I guess I'll have to get out my rubbers & slicker to go & get some photos. I would hate to have to burn my couch. Although I have been wanting a new one, and the Sailor couldn't possibly blame me for the couch cooties this time...
ReplyDeleteA little Lysol and some Rid-X couldn't hurt.
ReplyDeleteHa! You'd have to fight my cats for the sofa first!
ReplyDeleteAs von LX said, I already have pussy on my couch and Febreeze takes care of the grinding problem.
ReplyDeleteI would LERV to find that man on my sofa Mistress.
ReplyDeleteWhere do buy the sofa that comes with the man?
ReplyDeleteMANDA: Cha-cha grinding? Sounds like a brand of coffee grinder for those that enjoy dancing.. Perhaps it plays a nice melody instead of that jarring "GGRRRRRRRRRRGJNHRJTHEJRTHGJEHTERER" noise that the normal ones make.
ReplyDeleteI'd fancy the second part on my Sofa any day.
Watch for Cha-cha grinding on “So You Think You Can Dance.”
WALLY: Glad I got my photos in, because I adore my scarlet velvet sofa!
Hai Moonblossom...
Ooooooooo…Mistress MJ loves velvet!
*looks up Wally’s home address*
p.s. For reasons unknown, Moonblossom prefers to be called “Manda.” It is best to humour her and go along with it.
COREYJO: I guess I'll have to get out my rubbers & slicker to go & get some photos. I would hate to have to burn my couch. Although I have been wanting a new one, and the Sailor couldn't possibly blame me for the couch cooties this time...
Rubbers and slicker?
Part of your fetishwear collection?
AYEM8Y: A little Lysol and some Rid-X couldn't hurt.
I’ll borrow some of your overstock.
VON LX: Ha! You'd have to fight my cats for the sofa first!
Catfight!
TB: As von LX said, I already have pussy on my couch and Febreeze takes care of the grinding problem.
That’s my cue…
*sprays Febreeze liberally*
DAMIEN: I would LERV to find that man on my sofa Mistress.
I’ll send him over when you SUBMIT your neighbourhood photo.
ROSES: Where do buy the sofa that comes with the man?
At Men “R” Us.
My sofa is circa 1950... If only it could talk.
ReplyDeleteSx
Cha Cha Couch Grinding?... Is that like a Vay Kay Kay for the Vay Jay Jay? Or just another way of itching the clam?...
ReplyDeleteSCOTCHGUARD!
ReplyDeleteOooooo, I love a man with a flat top, do they still use "butch wax"?
ReplyDeleteMmmmm! I love rough trade!
ReplyDeleteCan't talk, the guys in the hazmat suits are here. I can't make out what they're saying, something about "Cootie Level Orange," but they may have to sterilize this whole side of town. Thanks a fat lot, Mistress.
ReplyDeleteSCARLET: My sofa is circa 1950... If only it could talk.
ReplyDeleteThat’s over 60 years worth of HobNob crumbs.
PRINCESS: Cha Cha Couch Grinding?... Is that like a Vay Kay Kay for the Vay Jay Jay? Or just another way of itching the clam?...
Someone’s been watching too much Oprah.
NORMADESMOND: SCOTCHGUARD!
You’re NEXT, Norma!!!
KELLY RED: Oooooo, I love a man with a flat top, do they still use "butch wax"?
We do “bitch wax” here.
COOKIE: Mmmmm! I love rough trade!
As Thombeau would say, “That’s the word on the street!”
PEENEE: Can't talk, the guys in the hazmat suits are here. I can't make out what they're saying, something about "Cootie Level Orange," but they may have to sterilize this whole side of town. Thanks a fat lot, Mistress.
It can’t be all THAT dangerous as it looks like they’ve removed their suits.