Welcome back to The Mistress's School for Unruly, Insolent Bitches.
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Your homework will be assigned to you later this week.
It involves your kitchen windows.
Or, for those of you without a kitchen window, such as LX and Mr. Peenee, (pictured above) any other window in your house.
Have your cameras ready.
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But I don't have a camera...
ReplyDelete*sobs*
YAY! First!
ReplyDeleteCan you borrow a camera?
ReplyDeleteThe deadline for your homework assignment will be approximately one week.
No camera for me either. But on the bright side it looks like LX is finally getting breasties.
ReplyDeleteMr Lax seems to be coveting Mr Peenee's snowy white socks.
ReplyDeleteOr his nail varnish.
Sx
Mr. Lax has really let himself go.
ReplyDeleteI'm just pissed because it's the wrong tartan!
ReplyDeleteBut homework is hard!
ReplyDeleteDo you want us to stick a golliwog in our window whilst dressed as a naughty school girl?
ReplyDeletepeenee, you might want to slather on a bit of
ReplyDeleteyouth cream when you slip on that uniform.
use the enclosed trowel.
LX: I'm just pissed because it's the wrong tartan!
ReplyDeleteWhen I send you to the Plaid Room, no one will notice!
COOKIE: But homework is hard!
I’ll give you bonus marks if you take me for a ride in your new Oldsmobile.
MITZI: Do you want us to stick a golliwog in our window whilst dressed as a naughty school girl?
Yes, whilst quoting Mr. Golly from an Enid Blyton tale.
NORMADESMOND: peenee, you might want to slather on a bit of
youth cream when you slip on that uniform.
use the enclosed trowel.
Velva Cream?
My Cat ate my homework miss. She threw it up all over my rug.
ReplyDeleteMiss Roses, you need this.
ReplyDeleteThat's perfect.
ReplyDeleteThanks very much.
ready and waiting!
ReplyDelete(I was the teacher's pet always!)
Neither of those bitches is wearing panties, you can just tell.
ReplyDeleteHopefully, this assignment involves OPENING only. Miss J doesn't do windows. Or any other housework. She is excellent, however, at hiring people to do it for her.
I charge extra for that outfit, you know.
ReplyDeleteMy word.. Are those women!?
ReplyDeleteBOXER: ready and waiting!
ReplyDelete(I was the teacher's pet always!)
High school confidential?
MISS JANEY: Neither of those bitches is wearing panties, you can just tell.
Hopefully, this assignment involves OPENING only. Miss J doesn't do windows. Or any other housework. She is excellent, however, at hiring people to do it for her.
They’re sluts, you can just tell.
Miss J doesn’t have to lift a finger.
She just has to cock the shutter.
PEENEE: I charge extra for that outfit, you know.
Slut.
MANDA: My word.. Are those women!?
LX and Mr. Peenee are men but from time to time they like to do laydeez things.