All of Mr Beastie's problems would be remedied if he relinquished his veritable fruit bowl. I think this is unlikely given the new and disturbing revelations brought to us by Princess yesterday. Sx
Hello Mistress... Nice day for it... Good news on the Dental front Miss Scarlet I guess... Have you moved house? I popped over to check your on your teeth but the place looks very different... I couldn't swoon or anything....
Hi Mr Mago... Just go a little easy on Ms FN's concoctions.... I'm lead to believe that they can pack a real punch...
Oh.. and does anyone know anything about a delivery for Mr Beastie?
...or my toothy grin...
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I was wondering if that might tighten my jowels when they operate on my tooth. I'm hoping that the NHS have a two for the price of one scheme.
*they might
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Why don't you ask about a jowel tightening and Mr. Beastie can ask for a bowel tightening?
ReplyDeleteAll of Mr Beastie's problems would be remedied if he relinquished his veritable fruit bowl.
ReplyDeleteI think this is unlikely given the new and disturbing revelations brought to us by Princess yesterday.
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You are, of course, referring to Mr. Beastie’s new new fruit.
ReplyDeleteI hope he’s taken out an insurance policy.
I recently had to step in and rescue a prickly pear.
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Apparently, prickly pears are high in Vitamin C.
ReplyDeleteBut surely there are easier ways to ingest it...orange juice, for example?
...depends whether your mouth is clamped closed... maybe I should be taking tips from Mr Beastie?!!
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Don’t go down that road, Miss Scarlet.
ReplyDelete...NO... that would almost be as bad as wearing crocs.
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Do NOT mention the "C" word on this blog!
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ReplyDeleteI promise to give free butterstick treatments to all bitches for the next three days so that I can go some way to redeeming myself.
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Are you willing to throw in a free Anal Bleaching (using Elizabethan Period arsenic)?
ReplyDelete...I am working on a hemlock infusion for asthmatics... if anyone's interested?
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PLEASE DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME.
ReplyDeleteIt needs qualified supervision.
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A nice cup of hemlock ...
ReplyDeleteI see you have ONE client so far, Miss Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteBe sure to up his dosage.
A sprizz of FN's special would help ...
ReplyDeleteLaudanum?
ReplyDeleteFor breakfast - her damit!
ReplyDeleteHello Mistress... Nice day for it...
ReplyDeleteGood news on the Dental front Miss Scarlet I guess...
Have you moved house? I popped over to check your on your teeth but the place looks very different... I couldn't swoon or anything....
Hi Mr Mago... Just go a little easy on Ms FN's concoctions.... I'm lead to believe that they can pack a real punch...
Oh.. and does anyone know anything about a delivery for Mr Beastie?
Deliveries for Mr. Beastie are in the rear.
ReplyDeleteI am so happy that Miss Scarlet is not crying this morning that I could cry!
ReplyDeleteI think I need a Chi-Chi and the afternoon off.
[Back to tic the e-mail box. See, that's how out of it I am.]
ReplyDelete*fluffs XL's pillows*
ReplyDeleteso glad she's emerged intact
ReplyDeleteafter her horrific ordeal.
Norma: Would you prefer the butterstick treatment, the hemlock infusion for asthmatics or the anal bleaching (using Elizabethan Period arsenic)?
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