Happy St. George’s Day to all our Infomaniac Bitches in England!
Cake, anyone?...
Let the Morris Dancing begin…
Our dear KAZ once said…
We have a well known saying in England - "You should try everything in life at least once - with the possible exception of incest and Morris dancing."
We here at Infomaniac are curious as to whether any of you (whatever your nationality) have actually had a go at Morris Dancing.
Or, for that matter, if any of you have ever actually done anything to celebrate England’s (apparently forgotten) patron saint.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
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ReplyDeleteI've never done Morris dancing, but I've done a Morris... & I always think of St. George whenever I am slaying a dragon....
ReplyDeleteThough, it's been a little while since I've had one to slay....
gosh... who would have thunk that England had a patron saint...
ReplyDeleteNo Morris Dancing here, the Empress used to drive a Morris Minor but I don't recall her dancing with it...
I certainly have never done either. I am a Lady, I do a Lady things. Although I understand both of my brothers also have large peenees. It runs in our family.
ReplyDeleteOne of the most vile people I know is a huge Morris dancing fanatic. It has sadly colored my opinion of all things Morris.
ReplyDeleteMazel Tov to all Britons :)
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the Maypole :)
Fuck the Morris dancing. I'd much rather read about incest stories.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know it was St Georges Day... we have enough to think about, what with the wedding and everything.
ReplyDeleteAlas, I have never jigged round a Maypole, but I have partaken of some country dancing at a village fair. I was particularly good at the German slap dance.
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"German slap dance"? Der heilige Georg ... I think it's not too late to check for tickets in Furth im Wald for the Drachenstich. They have a new dragon for some years. St.George is one of the 14 Nothelfer.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea about Morris and his dancing - is it something like Matratzen-Tango?
WALLY: first!
ReplyDeleteI've never done Morris dancing, but I've done a Morris... & I always think of St. George whenever I am slaying a dragon....
Though, it's been a little while since I've had one to slay....
A Morris..and a Tom, Dick and Harry?
PRINCESS: gosh... who would have thunk that England had a patron saint...
No Morris Dancing here, the Empress used to drive a Morris Minor but I don't recall her dancing with it...
Is there a patron saint of Australia?
PEENEE: I certainly have never done either. I am a Lady, I do a Lady things. Although I understand both of my brothers also have large peenees. It runs in our family.
Having seen your feet, I won’t argue with your peenee size.
STACIA: One of the most vile people I know is a huge Morris dancing fanatic. It has sadly colored my opinion of all things Morris.
Is that him in the pink frock?
DAMIEN: Mazel Tov to all Britons :)
Enjoy the Maypole :)
Ah yes, the maypole (nudge nudge wink wink).
MITZI: Fuck the Morris dancing. I'd much rather read about incest stories.
How about that Slater family on EastEnders?
I’m sure The Street has never stooped that low.
Oh wait a minute…I’ve forgotten the Jason and Julie romp.
SCARLET: I didn't know it was St Georges Day... we have enough to think about, what with the wedding and everything.
Alas, I have never jigged round a Maypole, but I have partaken of some country dancing at a village fair. I was particularly good at the German slap dance.
And you call yourself an Englishwoman?
Which German did you slap?
Was it Mago?
On which part of his body?
MAGO: "German slap dance"? Der heilige Georg ... I think it's not too late to check for tickets in Furth im Wald for the Drachenstich. They have a new dragon for some years. St.George is one of the 14 Nothelfer.
I have no idea about Morris and his dancing - is it something like Matratzen-Tango?
Could Miss Scarlet be referring to the Schuhplatter?
The Drachenstich looks like quite the melodrama!
Here’s a video clip of some Morris Dancers in Oxford, England.
Morris Dancing lacks the thigh-slapping excitement of the Schuhplatter.
Oh, a Schwerttanz, hold my blade ...
ReplyDeleteNo Morris Dancing or incest but I did play swords with a Chippendale dancer one time long ago.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Oh, a Schwerttanz, hold my blade ...
ReplyDeleteHerr MAGO!
TB: No Morris Dancing or incest but I did play swords with a Chippendale dancer one time long ago.
I’d like to have witnessed your corps-à-corps.
I found out some information Here and some more about our only recently endorsed Aussie grown Saint
ReplyDeletetinkerbell's attractive.
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: I found out some information Here and some more about our only recently endorsed Aussie grown Saint
ReplyDeleteMary looks like she wears sensible shoes.
If I’m to have a patron saint, I want her in Louboutins.
NORMADESMOND: tinkerbell's attractive.
I’ll bet you say that to anyone sporting a big stick.
Willie Nelson is the patron saint of Texas!
ReplyDeleteXL: Willie Nelson is the patron saint of Texas!
ReplyDeleteNot Saint Joan of Crawford?
The Texan anthem is something with "one over the line Sweet Jesas" sung by Nelson. I did not quite understand.
ReplyDeleteI learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town...
ReplyDeleteMAGO & XL: Discuss this amongst yourselves.
ReplyDeleteThe Patron Saint of Franconia is Kilian. He's Irish, carries a sword and a big stick.
ReplyDeleteXL has forgotten the true patron saint of Texas "Big Tex" from the State Fair. He really does fill out his jeans.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: The Patron Saint of Franconia is Kilian. He's Irish, carries a sword and a big stick.
ReplyDeleteI’ll bet he has a bottle of Irish whiskey under those robes.
TB: XL has forgotten the true patron saint of Texas "Big Tex" from the State Fair. He really does fill out his jeans.
I was going to ask why he has a marionette mouth when I discovered that he talks!