Friday, April 08, 2011

Filthy Friday - Hymenoptera Edition

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WENIS WASPS!!!

29 comments:

  1. Certainly they don't think that's a flower.

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  2. TB: First, Yeah.!

    Luckily for you, XL (who is usually first) was busy making a link which slowed him down long enough for your victory.

    XL: How the bee stings...

    WASPS!!! Not bees!

    TB: Certainly they don't think that's a flower.

    Wasps are predatory carnivores and are more likely to feed on other insects than on flowers.

    You are thinking of bees.

    WASPS!!! Not bees!

    WALLY: busy, busy, busy...

    WASPS!!! Not bees!

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  3. i believe that only the
    gentile are afflicted by this pest.

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  4. NORMADESMOND: i believe that only the
    gentile are afflicted by this pest.


    Ha! You won’t need to be vaccinated then at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.

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  5. Actually, Mistress, they are hornets....
    & evidently horney hornets...
    I don't mean to correct you, but it seems that I am in wanton need of strict discipline.

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  6. WALLY: Actually, Mistress, they are hornets....
    & evidently horney hornets...
    I don't mean to correct you, but it seems that I am in wanton need of strict discipline.


    Fucking hell.

    A quick Googling reveals that “The term wasp is a general term that both hornets and yellowjackets are part of. In other words all hornets and yellowjackets are wasps, but not all wasps are hornets or yellowjackets.”

    IS THERE A SCIENTIST IN THE HOUSE?

    We need to get this straightened out.

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  7. They're the Bee's Knees, Mistress!

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  8. XL: They're the Bee's Knees, Mistress!

    That’s it.

    I’m going for a lie-down.

    Please have this species analyzed with lab results on my desk by the morning.

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  9. [fluffs pillows]

    [notices jar of honey on the night stand]

    You're our Queen Bee, Mistress MJ!

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  10. i'm feeling all itchy suddenly.

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  11. Has something to do with the length of the thorax,
    I'm only saying this because I need more...

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  12. They still look like bees to me. Wasps are long and skinny and project their stinger.

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  13. TB - you sweet talker, you...
    projecting their stingers..

    *say it like Edith Bunker*

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  14. Oh.Good.Lord.

    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  15. I showed an Italian superstar getting attacked by wasps (hornets, yellowcoats, bees or whatevs) on my blog in my last post.

    She was naked.

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  16. Bees are shorter in body. And tend to be a bit more fuzzy.

    These are definitely wasps. I'm not that impressed by this picture, they don't look like they're alive.

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  17. What ever they are. I'ts obviously enough to cause shrinkage....
    or is it the latest option in natural penis enlargement?...

    Get stung, and wait for the swelling... no silicon required...

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  18. XL: [fluffs pillows]
    [notices jar of honey on the night stand]
    You're our Queen Bee, Mistress MJ!


    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Who’s Mistress MJ’s favourite pillow fluffer?

    KEVIN: i'm feeling all itchy suddenly.

    You know perfectly well what THAT’S from, Kevin.

    WALLY: Has something to do with the length of the thorax,
    I'm only saying this because I need more...


    Length of the thorax?

    Are you saying you need a wasp from one of the countries indicated in green in our previous post?

    TB: They still look like bees to me. Wasps are long and skinny and project their stinger.

    Sigh.

    WALLY: TB - you sweet talker, you...
    projecting their stingers..
    *say it like Edith Bunker*


    Can a Texan affect a Queens accent?

    BOXER: Oh.Good.Lord.
    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    And yet you can take a punch.

    CYBERPOOF: I showed an Italian superstar getting attacked by wasps (hornets, yellowcoats, bees or whatevs) on my blog in my last post.
    She was naked.


    A naked woman…how many of Infomaniac’s readers will be right over for THAT one?

    ROSES: Bees are shorter in body. And tend to be a bit more fuzzy.
    These are definitely wasps. I'm not that impressed by this picture, they don't look like they're alive.


    Would you be interested if vodka were involved?

    PRINCESS: What ever they are. I'ts obviously enough to cause shrinkage....
    or is it the latest option in natural penis enlargement?...
    Get stung, and wait for the swelling... no silicon required...


    Well, according to the Kama Sutra…

    First rub your penis with wasp stings
    and massage it with sweet oil.
    When it swells, let it dangle for ten nights
    through a hole in your bed,
    going to sleep each night on your stomach.

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  19. no no nononononononononnonononon...
    Yesterday Princess had spiders... and now this....
    Sx

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  20. SCARLET: no no nononononononononnonononon...
    Yesterday Princess had spiders... and now this....


    Calm yourself, Miss Scarlet.

    Here…have a cocktail.

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  21. Wasps are the perfect size for swatting with one of these.

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  22. SCARLET: That's my sort of Stinger!

    Yay!

    MITZI: Wasps are the perfect size for swatting with one of these.

    I’m using it on Wally as we speak.

    AND it’s environmentally friendly!

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  23. I just woke up from the strangest dream all about White Anglo Saxon Protestants

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  24. WALLY: I just woke up from the strangest dream all about White Anglo Saxon Protestants

    *swats at Wally’s naughty bits with Mitzi’s fly zapper*

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