I reckon MJ's sitting in a cheap hotel room, watching the Little House on the Waltons 12-hour marathon, eating ice cream and chocolate.
No boywhores, no houseboys, nothing racier than the Illustrated History of Macrame...just the one kind of pleasure not available here at home. The innocent kind.
MJ does Dallas?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the warning Pete!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget your cagoule.
ReplyDeleteHave a good one!
Sx
have fun! xoxox
ReplyDeletedo bring us back a deliciously tasteful whoopee cushion or something. we get so sad when u are away.
ReplyDeleteOh goodness.... I might get some sleep for a few days at least.
ReplyDeleteA whoopee cushion would be fun...
nice call Miss Kabuki...
That pavement is going to be hell on your heels.
ReplyDeleteDid you fit it all in?
ReplyDeleteYour luggage, I mean.
Hopefully for fun or good fortune..
ReplyDeleteWatch out for stationary furnishings!
I didn't know that you were still woring Vegas.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your holiday!
ReplyDeleteBeware rides from truck drivers! They'll ask for either gas, grass, or ass in return for giving you a lift!
Did you pack clean underwear???
ReplyDeleter/e "woring" I meant working like a casino pit boss or server at the all you can eat buffeteria.
ReplyDeleteI hope you remembered to pack plenty of anti-bacterial wipes for umm...toilet seats, hands, stains, cocks...
ReplyDeleteI reckon MJ's sitting in a cheap hotel room, watching the Little House on the Waltons 12-hour marathon, eating ice cream and chocolate.
ReplyDeleteNo boywhores, no houseboys, nothing racier than the Illustrated History of Macrame...just the one kind of pleasure not available here at home. The innocent kind.
hope that samsonite is washable.
ReplyDelete"Go big or go home" seems to fit that photo...
ReplyDeleteDid you check for bed bugs, vomit, feces and other treats?
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