one hopes this is that lasts all day lipstick. i mean, it's hard enough finding a place to smoke nowadays, never mind finding a good mirror to reapply your arden.
one questions the level of hygiene education affored those poor canandian people. butt a little lipstick can brighten up ones' entire arse, or so kabuki h as been told
One look at that, and I coughed up a phlegm rocket the size of a throw pillow. Of course, I do that a lot anyway, so it's probably not related to the pictures.
Avon lipsticks are available in a variety of shimmery colours.
Blot with tissue after applying the first coat of lippy, and dust carefully with some face powder to seal it. Reapply another coat et voila your lipstick will stay put all night even when inserting an array of household items into your rectum.
JASON: Is this the new surgeon general's anti smoking campaign?
Wouldn’t you rather see this on your pack of fags than diseased lungs?
WALLY: Makes you look like an ass... (puff,puff) Oh Hai! xl Hai jason
We keep an emergency puffer in the closet if you’re having difficulties.
NORMADESMOND: one hopes this is that lasts all day lipstick. i mean, it's hard enough finding a place to smoke nowadays, never mind finding a good mirror to reapply your arden.
Apply lipliner first to make the colour last longer.
Works when giving blowjobs too.
HAYWARD: So those are nicotine stains on his underwear.
Is that the story you give to your “dates?”
BOXER: XL made me spit my vodka out with his comment and now I'm very annoyed. Where do they put their butts?
In the asstray.
PETRA: That's vile. Actually this is another reason why I am not sure I will ever come back here. PS don't remember the link HTML so I can't link to my fab blog
Go see if Eros has a tutorial on it.
Otherwise, I’ll show you later.
KABUKI: one questions the level of hygiene education affored those poor canandian people. butt a little lipstick can brighten up ones' entire arse, or so kabuki has been told
Our poor Canadian white butts don’t see the sun all winter.
Allow us some glamour.
SCARLET: Everyone should have a beautiful butt. I am very angsty about the third picture.
It is rumoured that you have a bonnie botty.
ROXY: Yikes. One look at that, and I coughed up a phlegm rocket the size of a throw pillow. Of course, I do that a lot anyway, so it's probably not related to the pictures.
There are a growing number of mucus and phlegm related products on the market now.
Mistress MJ is disturbed by this television advertising trend.
MITZI: Avon lipsticks are available in a variety of shimmery colours. Blot with tissue after applying the first coat of lippy, and dust carefully with some face powder to seal it. Reapply another coat et voila your lipstick will stay put all night even when inserting an array of household items into your rectum.
I tried this method of quitting but people kept looking at me either laughing or appalled. Plus I got arrested a few times. The patch is probably a better choice.
TB: I tried this method of quitting but people kept looking at me either laughing or appalled. Plus I got arrested a few times. The patch is probably a better choice.
Imagine what could happen to you under hypnosis!
NORMADESMOND: of course, LIPLINER! hemorrhoids would have given him the angelina look he was probably going for.
What would he have to do to achieve a trout pout?
LULU: Eeuw - shouldn't have come here before I'd finished eating my cream puff
Sharing makeup can spread pinkeye.
ReplyDeleteIs this the new surgeon general's anti smoking campaign?
ReplyDeleteMakes you look like an ass...
ReplyDelete(puff,puff)
Oh Hai! xl Hai jason
one hopes this is that lasts all day lipstick. i mean, it's hard enough finding a place to smoke nowadays, never mind finding a good mirror to reapply your arden.
ReplyDeleteSo those are nicotine stains on his underwear.
ReplyDeleteXL made me spit my vodka out with his comment and now I'm very annoyed.
ReplyDeleteWhere do they put their butts?
That's vile. Actually this is another reason why I am not sure I will ever come back here.
ReplyDeletePS don't remember the link HTML so I can't link to my fab blog
one questions the level of hygiene education affored those poor canandian people. butt a little lipstick can brighten up ones' entire arse, or so kabuki h as been told
ReplyDeleteEveryone should have a beautiful butt.
ReplyDeleteSx
I am very angsty about the third picture.
Yikes.
ReplyDeleteOne look at that, and I coughed up a phlegm rocket the size of a throw pillow. Of course, I do that a lot anyway, so it's probably not related to the pictures.
Avon lipsticks are available in a variety of shimmery colours.
ReplyDeleteBlot with tissue after applying the first coat of lippy, and dust carefully with some face powder to seal it. Reapply another coat et voila your lipstick will stay put all night even when inserting an array of household items into your rectum.
XL: Sharing makeup can spread pinkeye.
ReplyDeleteWe’re sorry to hear you’ve had a bad experience.
JASON: Is this the new surgeon general's anti smoking campaign?
Wouldn’t you rather see this on your pack of fags than diseased lungs?
WALLY: Makes you look like an ass...
(puff,puff)
Oh Hai! xl Hai jason
We keep an emergency puffer in the closet if you’re having difficulties.
NORMADESMOND: one hopes this is that lasts all day lipstick. i mean, it's hard enough finding a place to smoke nowadays, never mind finding a good mirror to reapply your arden.
Apply lipliner first to make the colour last longer.
Works when giving blowjobs too.
HAYWARD: So those are nicotine stains on his underwear.
Is that the story you give to your “dates?”
BOXER: XL made me spit my vodka out with his comment and now I'm very annoyed.
Where do they put their butts?
In the asstray.
PETRA: That's vile. Actually this is another reason why I am not sure I will ever come back here.
PS don't remember the link HTML so I can't link to my fab blog
Go see if Eros has a tutorial on it.
Otherwise, I’ll show you later.
KABUKI: one questions the level of hygiene education affored those poor canandian people. butt a little lipstick can brighten up ones' entire arse, or so kabuki has been told
Our poor Canadian white butts don’t see the sun all winter.
Allow us some glamour.
SCARLET: Everyone should have a beautiful butt.
I am very angsty about the third picture.
It is rumoured that you have a bonnie botty.
ROXY: Yikes.
One look at that, and I coughed up a phlegm rocket the size of a throw pillow. Of course, I do that a lot anyway, so it's probably not related to the pictures.
There are a growing number of mucus and phlegm related products on the market now.
Mistress MJ is disturbed by this television advertising trend.
MITZI: Avon lipsticks are available in a variety of shimmery colours.
Blot with tissue after applying the first coat of lippy, and dust carefully with some face powder to seal it. Reapply another coat et voila your lipstick will stay put all night even when inserting an array of household items into your rectum.
Please refer to our Shove It Up Yer Arse post for more ideas.
"Smoke gets in your arse"
ReplyDeleteIt's a lovely melody...
I think that's how Mr Cash got his ring of fire...
PRINCESS: "Smoke gets in your arse"
ReplyDeleteIt's a lovely melody...
I think that's how Mr Cash got his ring of fire...
And it burns, burns, burns.
I tried this method of quitting but people kept looking at me either laughing or appalled. Plus I got arrested a few times. The patch is probably a better choice.
ReplyDeleteof course, LIPLINER!
ReplyDeletehemorrhoids would have given him
the angelina look he was probably going for.
Eeuw - shouldn't have come here before I'd finished eating my cream puff
ReplyDeleteTB: I tried this method of quitting but people kept looking at me either laughing or appalled. Plus I got arrested a few times. The patch is probably a better choice.
ReplyDeleteImagine what could happen to you under hypnosis!
NORMADESMOND: of course, LIPLINER!
hemorrhoids would have given him
the angelina look he was probably going for.
What would he have to do to achieve a trout pout?
LULU: Eeuw - shouldn't have come here before I'd finished eating my cream puff
Add a little rimming sugar.
makes about as much sense as people who smoke through their throat cancer surgery hole.
ReplyDeleteI've heard of smoking after buttsex but....
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ \☺/☼ ♥ ☆♫♪!!!
ReplyDeleteAs vile and contemptible that these pictures are, it's the lipstick pic that really turns my stomach, as it does Miss Scarlet's, too.
ReplyDeleteFilthy!
ReplyDeleteThere is a whole chorus of those assholes singing It's a Small World at the Magic Kingdom. At Euro Disney, they sing it in French.
ReplyDeleteCHICKORY: makes about as much sense as people who smoke through their throat cancer surgery hole.
ReplyDeleteLike this?
KAPI: I've heard of smoking after buttsex but....
It could have been worse… a cigar.
JOKA P: Mistress MJ \☺/☼ ♥ ☆♫♪!!!
Saúde!
IVD: As vile and contemptible that these pictures are, it's the lipstick pic that really turns my stomach, as it does Miss Scarlet's, too.
Why? Because it’s not your shade?
STEPHEN: Filthy!
I didn’t get this award for being tasteful.
COOKIE: There is a whole chorus of those assholes singing It's a Small World at the Magic Kingdom. At Euro Disney, they sing it in French.
And that’s why they call it The Happiest Place on Earth!
he needs to smoke a constipating cigarette or get repeatedly gang raped.
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