Don't smoke in bed.
But if you do, use one of these smoking accoutrements...
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Buy one now through the Infomaniac Shopping Network and receive a free Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
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FIRST! I sorta smoke in bed but not like I did when I was 22.
ReplyDeleteOh. wait...not that kinda' smoking.
It's the Hookers Hooker....
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL GUY: FIRST! I sorta smoke in bed but not like I did when I was 22.
ReplyDeleteOh. wait...not that kinda' smoking.
Oh, you still smoke, alright.
PRINCESS: It's the Hookers Hooker....
The Infomaniac Shopping Network will market it under that name…thank you, Princess.
Ga - I'll shoot it out with my TEquilla Gun!
ReplyDeleteI want a finger ring.
ReplyDeleteOh hang on, that doesn't sound right.
Sx
I'll fluff her pillows.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Ga - I'll shoot it out with my TEquilla Gun!
ReplyDeleteStep away from the firearms.
SCARLET: I want a finger ring.
Oh hang on, that doesn't sound right.
Be careful what you wish for, as they say.
XL: I'll fluff her pillows.
But Miss Scarlet is still poorly and needs your attention.
Also convenient for smoking out of one's ass.
ReplyDeleteHAYWARD: Also convenient for smoking out of one's ass.
ReplyDeleteLike this?
Smoke in bed device, tequilla gun, just add my real fake mink trimmed bed jacket and my copy of "Houseboys Grown Up"; heaven indeed. TB P. S. When you get your copy check out p. 37. Little Jeffrey really has grown up to be a big man. (No, its not photostopped Miss MJ).
ReplyDeleteIt makes you want to take up smoking again.
ReplyDeleteMmm, a hookahrette.
ReplyDeleteshe uses the same method
ReplyDeletefor blowing her boyfriend.
Not quite so glam as this, but probably safer.
ReplyDeleteWait! Did I say 'glam'? I meant 'tranny'.
ReplyDeleteWhat she really needs are some pillow cases...Only a common whore would use a bed pillow without proper linen!
ReplyDeleteI have been know to smoulder between the sheets .
ReplyDeleteTB: Smoke in bed device, tequilla gun, just add my real fake mink trimmed bed jacket and my copy of "Houseboys Grown Up"; heaven indeed. TB P. S. When you get your copy check out p. 37. Little Jeffrey really has grown up to be a big man. (No, its not photostopped Miss MJ).
ReplyDeleteThank heaven for little boys
For little boys get bigger every day!
MITZI: It makes you want to take up smoking again.
Mistress MJ is not, nor has she ever been, a smoker.
Yet she is fascinated by smoking accoutrements and collects cigarette holders.
WALLY: Mmm, a hookahrette.
Like training wheels.
NORMADESMOND: she uses the same method
for blowing her boyfriend.
Hygiene…yet another selling point!
IVD: Not quite so glam as this, but probably safer.
Bet Lynch…my role model!
All that’s missing is her leopard print.
IVD: Wait! Did I say 'glam'? I meant 'tranny'.
You say tomato I say tomahto.
Wait..you’re English..it’s the other way around.
COOKIE: What she really needs are some pillow cases...Only a common whore would use a bed pillow without proper linen!
Takes one to know one!
BEAST: I have been know to smoulder between the sheets.
We can’t imagine much smouldering goes on under your sheets.
smoking in bed only means a person didn't get something done they needed to do.
ReplyDeleteGet up and do it...
then don't smoke in bed.
what do I have to do to get a finger ring in every colour?
ReplyDeleteBONEMAN: smoking in bed only means a person didn't get something done they needed to do.
ReplyDeleteGet up and do it...
then don't smoke in bed.
Sounds like too much effort.
*falls back onto pillows*
NURSEMYRA: what do I have to do to get a finger ring in every colour?
Simply send ten empty fag packs to the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
And give us your credit card details.
kabuki trends to smoulder, rarely smoking as the odour is difficult to remove from kabukis' 800000 threaad count sheets. you literally have to beat them clean with sticks, like so many things from kabukis' bed. odd, indeed?
ReplyDeleteDoes a bush fire count ???
ReplyDeleteKABUKI: kabuki trends to smoulder, rarely smoking as the odour is difficult to remove from kabukis' 800000 threaad count sheets. you literally have to beat them clean with sticks, like so many things from kabukis' bed. odd, indeed?
ReplyDeleteThis should get rid of the smell.
BEAST: Does a bush fire count ???
What time is it in the UK?
Shouldn’t Ma Beastie be tucking you into your Sponge Bob sheets by now?
I actually have one of these! Bought it years ago because the tag on the bottom said "cigarette holder for a one armed man".
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: I actually have one of these! Bought it years ago because the tag on the bottom said "cigarette holder for a one armed man".
ReplyDeleteI’d like you to clasp it between your butt cheeks for your next nude photo shoot.