Somehow the topic of a blogging meet came up with Hayward chiming in, “Regarding a meet-n-greet, didn't you buy a hotel MJ?”
The astute Hayward gets bonus points (not that we’re keeping score) for remembering Mistress MJ’s purchase of the Infomaniac Inn.
As you can see, we haven’t got around to changing the name on the sign yet but how can you refuse our offer?
"haven’t got around to changing the name on the sign"
ReplyDeleteor washing the sheets!
for $49 i'm in First!
ReplyDeletegolly a Gurls gotta be quick around here!
ReplyDeleteOh hai XL..
Oh Hai Princess!
ReplyDeleteFirst in Best undressed I'll race you
ReplyDeleteTalk about eager!
ReplyDeleteOH hai Mistress,
ReplyDeleteI see that you're up for a New Role
You called???
ReplyDeleteI'll be in the men's room....
ReplyDeletevaleting...
PRINCESS: OH hai Mistress,
ReplyDeleteI see that you're up for a New Role
I have a bitch slap coupon with YOUR name on it!
JASON: You called???
Come sample the AyeM8y human mattress!
WALLY: I'll be in the men's room....
valeting...
Is THAT what the kids are calling it now?
one is never really single, for one is quite married to her subjects and kingdom. ahem
ReplyDeleteI'll take two, thanks. Oh make it a six pack, what the hell.
ReplyDeleteI will pass on the 'turn down' service
ReplyDeleteDo the rooms have mints on the pillows?
ReplyDeleteOr just mince?
Oh yeah.... it SEEMS a good deal for a single queen but then there's the upkeep, feeding it, clothing it etc.
ReplyDeleteUgh........... who can bother....
***places single kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper whilst fighting down an urge to sneer at the idea of a CHEAP queen***
Do you serve them extra sausages for breakfast?
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Don't mind me, I'll just make sure the bar's stocked.
ReplyDeleteKABUKI: one is never really single, for one is quite married to her subjects and kingdom. ahem
ReplyDeleteYet you’ll need somewhere to stay en route to Hollywood.
PEENEE: I'll take two, thanks. Oh make it a six pack, what the hell.
With six you get eggroll.
BEAST: I will pass on the 'turn down' service
But then you won’t get a chocolate on your pillow.
*reads IVD’s comment*
Or is it a mint over The Pond?
IVD: Do the rooms have mints on the pillows?
Or just mince?
Here in The Colonies it’s a chocolate, not a mint.
And you’re no longer a single queen so you don’t qualify for our discount.
DAMIEN: Oh yeah.... it SEEMS a good deal for a single queen but then there's the upkeep, feeding it, clothing it etc.
Ugh........... who can bother....
***places single kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper whilst fighting down an urge to sneer at the idea of a CHEAP queen***
Cheap queens need love too, you know.
SCARLET: Do you serve them extra sausages for breakfast?
With spotted dick for afters.
ROSES: Don't mind me, I'll just make sure the bar's stocked.
There’s a mini fridge so you needn’t leave the comfort of your room.
$49 may seem like a bargain. My last stay at the Infomaniac Inn had loads of incidental fees and charges.
ReplyDelete**pours another coffee wearing a lovely waffle robe with a large embroidered "I" on it**
HAYWARD: $49 may seem like a bargain. My last stay at the Infomaniac Inn had loads of incidental fees and charges.
ReplyDelete**pours another coffee wearing a lovely waffle robe with a large embroidered "I" on it**
Just in case you get any ideas, the robe says “Stolen from the Infomaniac Inn” on the back.
Why not call the joint "Quality Queen"? "Drag Around"? "Cleaned Now!" or simply "End of the Road"?
ReplyDeleteOr "Die kleine Kneipe" ...
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Why not call the joint "Quality Queen"? "Drag Around"? "Cleaned Now!" or simply "End of the Road"?
ReplyDeleteOr "Die kleine Kneipe" ...
The room started spinning.