2010 is OVER, bitches!
And after the year that was, Mistress MJ needs to lie down on her fainting chaise with a cold compress…
As Mr. Cookie said, “SCREW 2010. THATS RIGHT JUST FUCKING SCREW THAT SOMEBITCH BECAUSE IT WAS A FUCKING AWFUL YEAR
FUCK THAT 2010. AND SUCK MY DICK!
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! FUCK YAH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
So while I have your attention, I would like to thank you once again for being the BEST BLOGGING COMMUNITY a gal could ask for.
You helped us weather the following:
2010 saw us lose two Infomanic Bitches: our beloved friend Piggy (of Tazzy and Piggy fame and one of Yorkshire's favourite poofs) and dear Mr. Mutley who would have celebrated his 47th birthday tomorrow. Both men are gone but NEVER forgotten.
It’s also the year that our darling KAZ was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. For those of you wondering about how she’s doing, you can read her update here.
2010 was also the year that my blog and ALL my comments temporarily disappeared. I thanked you previously here for your help in restoring them but I want you to know that I’m eternally grateful.
Of course there were loads of good things happening too. After all, there was plenty of CAKE! And nekkid men! What MORE do you want?!
And let’s not forget that Mr. Cookie created The Hair Hall of Fame and not only invited Mistress MJ to become one of its beauticians but also made her Assistant Manager!
So let’s peek into the future and see what 2011 holds.
What do you see in the crystal ball, bitches?
1st first on the 1st!
ReplyDeleteAbout your comments and entries disappearing, I suppose everyone's a critic.
ReplyDeleteHappy new year darling. I'll be on my fainting chaise for the next few days with champagne and dark chocolates wishing I could stay like that forever.
I'm also always open to looking at balls, crystal or other.
Oh hai XL!
ReplyDeleteI'm number two! (and 3)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
ReplyDeletehappy new year, sugar! who made some coffee? xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteoh hai, xl, petey-pet!
XL: 1st first on the 1st!
ReplyDeleteThis is getting to be a habit with you.
You were also first on the 1st of January 2010!
CYBERPOOF: About your comments and entries disappearing, I suppose everyone's a critic.
Happy new year darling. I'll be on my fainting chaise for the next few days with champagne and dark chocolates wishing I could stay like that forever.
I'm also always open to looking at balls, crystal or other.
Oh hai XL!
I'm number two! (and 3)
You’re a chaise potato.
MAC: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
And to you, cupcake!
SAVANNAH: happy new year, sugar! who made some coffee? xoxoxo
oh hai, xl, petey-pet!
Rumour has it that Karl is brewing fresh coffee.
How was your birthday?
How the heck does xl DO that?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I just sent your houseboys back home to you, wrapped in fur and silk (I stopped them from making off with my shoes, but not from nicking the Prada or Dolce and Gabbana, whaddya gonna do, right?) and they should arrive any second now, bearing you gifts of booze and candy as thanks.
Peace, joy, and prosperity to you in the New Year.
I see only more filthy fridays and damn I wish I could get some fresh cake around here, but I've learned my lesson.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to say GOOD BYE to 2010, because for me, it was pretty dang sucky.
Hai Moi, XL, CyberPete and Savannah!
ReplyDeleteOh hai bitches.
ReplyDeleteYou made it out of your beds then? Some of us have been up for AGES.
I predict that 2011 will bring lots more inappropriate pictures of older nekkid gay gentlemen in compromising positions. Yay!
And my liver will write a formal letter of complaint.
MOI: How the heck does xl DO that?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I just sent your houseboys back home to you, wrapped in fur and silk (I stopped them from making off with my shoes, but not from nicking the Prada or Dolce and
Gabbana, whaddya gonna do, right?) and they should arrive any second now, bearing you gifts of booze and candy as thanks.
Peace, joy, and prosperity to you in the New Year.
I’m convinced that XL has his own special crystal blogging ball.
Thanks for taking such good care of the houseboys and hosting a swell party!
I don’t know what you did to them but they’re dragging their silk-clad arses around here this morning.
And thanks for putting up with Designing Wally and I doing jazz hands all night.
BOXER: I see only more filthy fridays and damn I wish I could get some fresh cake around here, but I've learned my lesson.
I'd like to say GOOD BYE to 2010, because for me, it was pretty dang sucky.
Hai Moi, XL, CyberPete and Savannah!
To remove the curse of 2010 simply repeat after Mr. Cookie:
“SCREW 2010. THATS RIGHT JUST FUCKING SCREW THAT SOMEBITCH BECAUSE IT WAS A FUCKING AWFUL YEAR
FUCK THAT 2010. AND SUCK MY DICK!
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! FUCK YAH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
ROSES: Oh hai bitches.
You made it out of your beds then? Some of us have been up for AGES.
I predict that 2011 will bring lots more inappropriate pictures of older nekkid gay gentlemen in compromising positions. Yay!
And my liver will write a formal letter of complaint.
Don’t you see Robert Downey Jr. in the crystal ball?
(Everybody: shhhh…I pasted a pic of Robert Downey Jr. on the crystal ball to fool Miss Roses)
I see a gal in a red outfit and a lot of freckles, about to come all out of it...
ReplyDeleteand she seems to be looking in her own future as to what will occur after the outfit is a memory.
Happy New Year Woman!
ReplyDeletehappy New Year MJ!! so glad you visited my blog and loved partying with you at boxers -even if you remind me of GLEE the dreaded GLEE>
ReplyDeletewhere do you find these amazing vintage photos? I lve the one of the lady laid out on her fainting chaise.
best wishes for a new year!
Morning, MJ. Man. What a PAR TAY! I had more fun with youse than the party downstairs with my neighbors! Your FEELTHY FRIDAYS came up (surprise, surprise) but my friends didn't understand my addiction or interest. (guess that's what happens when you have kids, ick) Hubby gets a kick out of walking by me at my computer on Friday mornings and saying, "Oh, that's right, it's Filthy Friday" and then can't get posted image out of his head the entire day! See? You and your blog are REALLY making an impact on people! And we love you for it, dear MJ! Here's to many more FF and cyber parties and stuff. oxoxxoxoxox
ReplyDelete2010 was the year of ups, downs and everything in-between! It sucked on scales greater than any other year. I'm so glad to have it in the past, there were good things that happened this year! Don't get me wrong. But over-all 2010 was a bomb to the fullest extent.
ReplyDeleteWhat do I see for 2011? More joy and happiness than 2010, that's for freaking sure!
This is a year to shake things up in a good way, guys! Lets make the most of it.
And Happy New Year, MJ.
What do I see in my crystal balls? PUBIC HAIR!
ReplyDeleteAnd the Chinese. Oh, yeah. The Chinese!
:: Memo to self: Must get a fainting chaise ::
ReplyDeleteA happy New Year to you, Mistress MJ!
Apologies for my sporadic absences lately - The end of 2010 has kept me busy tying up loose ends and such.
I switched the crystal ball on earlier, funnily enough, but only got static until I gave it shake, then it gave up entirely.
I'll have a go with yours once those two strumpets have finished with it.
What do I see? Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies. Who needs 'em?
ReplyDeleteGood God natural breasts still exist? Oh wait, that picture is at least 20 years old, never mind. Thank you for your blog and all your filthy friends! I've passed on your site addy to at least a dozen people, some are still mad at me?
ReplyDeletewho can look at the ball when all i see are pendulous breasts.
ReplyDeleteFirst part of the mission to rescue the FGES is successfully complete... or was it a complete success?
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, can I now sit down somewhere quiet with a cold compress?
I will post tomorrow. I have pics. They are slightly abstract
But until then,
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!
SXXXXX
I cant wait for the first Filthy Friday of 2011 .
ReplyDeleteI cannot work out how guzzling champagne and cavorting with Frobisher/Mavis constitutes the first phase of amaster plan Miss Scarlet . We shall however await further developements
BONEMAN: I see a gal in a red outfit and a lot of freckles, about to come all out of it...
ReplyDeleteand she seems to be looking in her own future as to what will occur after the outfit is a memory.
I’m seeing a trend with your comments.
It’s all about the clothes with you, isn’t it?
JILL: Happy New Year Woman!
You’re back!
CHICKORY: happy New Year MJ!! so glad you visited my blog and loved partying with you at boxers -even if you remind me of GLEE the dreaded GLEE>
where do you find these amazing vintage photos? I lve the one of the lady laid out on her fainting chaise.
best wishes for a new year!
I blame Designing Wally for starting the jazz hands at Boxer’s party.
I find pics all over but have a look at the credit under the fainting chaise pic.
Click on TJB’S “Stirred, Straight Up, With A Twist” for more fab photos, from a fab gentleman.
LA DIVA CUCINA: Morning, MJ. Man. What a PAR TAY! I had more fun with youse than the party downstairs with my neighbors! Your FEELTHY FRIDAYS came up (surprise, surprise) but my friends didn't understand my addiction or interest. (guess that's what happens when you have kids, ick) Hubby gets a kick out of walking by me at my computer on Friday mornings and saying, "Oh, that's right, it's Filthy Friday" and then can't get posted image out of his head the entire day! See? You and your blog are REALLY making an impact on people! And we love you for it, dear MJ! Here's to many more FF and cyber parties and stuff.
You’re a ray of Florida sunshine, Miss La Diva.
AND an excellent cyber drinking partner!
I suggest printing out ALL the Filthy Friday photos, making a collage, and presenting it to your husband on his birthday.
Be a thoughtful wife.
MANDA: 2010 was the year of ups, downs and everything in-between! It sucked on scales greater than any other year. I'm so glad to have it in the past, there were good things that happened this year! Don't get me wrong. But over-all 2010 was a bomb to the fullest extent.
What do I see for 2011? More joy and happiness than 2010, that's for freaking sure!
This is a year to shake things up in a good way, guys! Lets make the most of it.
And Happy New Year, MJ.
Here’s to less suckage and more joy in 2011.
And we’re glad you became an Infomaniac Bitch this year!
COOKIE: What do I see in my crystal balls? PUBIC HAIR!
And the Chinese. Oh, yeah. The Chinese!
While you’re here, I’d like to thank you for one of THE most memorable quotes of the year.
Oh, let’s hear it again, shall we?...
“SCREW 2010. THATS RIGHT JUST FUCKING SCREW THAT SOMEBITCH BECAUSE IT WAS A FUCKING AWFUL YEAR
FUCK THAT 2010. AND SUCK MY DICK!
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! FUCK YAH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
IVD: :: Memo to self: Must get a fainting chaise ::
ReplyDeleteA happy New Year to you, Mistress MJ!
Apologies for my sporadic absences lately - The end of 2010 has kept me busy tying up loose ends and such.
I switched the crystal ball on earlier, funnily enough, but only got static until I gave it shake, then it gave up entirely.
I'll have a go with yours once those two strumpets have finished with it.
I think you would do better with a Magic 8 Ball.
And a packet of fortune cookies.
Egads…I forgot to put "being sworn into the New Coven" as one of the 2010 highlights!!!
PEENEE: What do I see? Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies. Who needs 'em?
Don’t make me titty-slap you.
KELLY RED: Good God natural breasts still exist? Oh wait, that picture is at least 20 years old, never mind. Thank you for your blog and all your filthy friends! I've passed on your site addy to at least a dozen people, some are still mad at me?
Infomaniac is an excellent way to find out who REALLY understands you.
You’re amongst friends here.
Filthy yes, but friendly!
NORMADESMOND: who can look at the ball when all i see are pendulous breasts.
Get in line behind Peenee for a titty-slap.
SCARLET: First part of the mission to rescue the FGES is successfully complete... or was it a complete success?
Anyhow, can I now sit down somewhere quiet with a cold compress?
I will post tomorrow. I have pics. They are slightly abstract
But until then,
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!
By “slightly abstract” I’m assuming you were bladdered when you took the photos?
BEAST: I cant wait for the first Filthy Friday of 2011 .
I cannot work out how guzzling champagne and cavorting with Frobisher/Mavis constitutes the first phase of amaster plan Miss Scarlet . We shall however await further developements
Cavorting with Frobisher/Mavis?
Does that mean an evening of crap bingo, trannyoke to the soundtrack from Dreamgirls and wig-snatching?
I see these two ladies discussing whether getting bigger boobs is the thing to do this year!!!
ReplyDeleteEither that or that one is telling the other one about how her big headed child tore through her loins during childbirth!
Here's to 2011 and good times!!!
EROS: I see these two ladies discussing whether getting bigger boobs is the thing to do this year!!!
ReplyDeleteEither that or that one is telling the other one about how her big headed child tore through her loins during childbirth!
Here's to 2011 and good times!!!
You’ve put me off my dinner.
Now.. what’s in the crystal ball for YOU?
Obviously I didn’t pose the question clearly.
Happy New Year MJ and all!
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Happy New Year MJ and all!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you, your maid Carmen and all who set foot in the House of Flange!
No... Nothing... Damn it...
ReplyDeleteor...getting out of them.
ReplyDeleteI cant see past the freckles on her bosoom...... how DID she get them to migrate down that far?
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: No... Nothing... Damn it...
ReplyDeleteThat photo of Robert Downey Jr. I pasted over the crystal ball for Roses must be blocking your view.
BONEMAN: or...getting out of them.
Oh my goodness!
DAMIEN: I cant see past the freckles on her bosoom...... how DID she get them to migrate down that far?
Gravity’s a bitch.