The Grand Wizard takes a whiz? I didn't know we had THOSE TYPES hanging about? I insist he leaves at once, if for any reason, for his bad aim and fugly shirt.
The Pope knows how to sport a natty vest, but I wish he would stop whizzing on the button tuck. Someone paid good money down Tijuana way to have their car reupholstered like that and then up comes the damn Pope and his leaking kidneys and goes number one all over it; makes my blood BOIL it does. Word.
Shaken, not stirred.
ReplyDeleteRighto! Who ordered the Chardonay?
ReplyDeleteLooks to me things in hand.
ReplyDeleteUmmm... No mixer for me - I think I'll have my gin neat.
ReplyDeleteI'll be avoiding the bar tap this weekend! *Faints*
ReplyDeleteAt least we aren't seeing people sporting their under-boob in skimpy dresses!
ewwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteSomeone's drunk too many cocktails. Got pissed.
ReplyDeleteThe Grand Wizard takes a whiz? I didn't know we had THOSE TYPES hanging about? I insist he leaves at once, if for any reason, for his bad aim and fugly shirt.
ReplyDeletehave you taken that sign down yet?
ReplyDeletethe one that reads:
IF "YOU'RE-IN" HERE, "YOU'RE-IN" THE RIGHT PLACE!"?
Things are getting out of that penis, but whom ever there has it well in hand.
ReplyDeleteThankfully, cleaning Naugahyde is a breeze.
ReplyDeleteThe Pope knows how to sport a natty vest, but I wish he would stop whizzing on the button tuck. Someone paid good money down Tijuana way to have their car reupholstered like that and then up comes the damn Pope and his leaking kidneys and goes number one all over it; makes my blood BOIL it does. Word.
ReplyDeleteWell I suppose everyone's a critic but people who live in glass houses really shouldn't throw stones.
ReplyDeleteWith a shirt that ugly you have nothing on anyone else.
I will stick with Boxer's vodka fountain, thank you.
ReplyDeleteSx
Don't mind me, I'll stand.
ReplyDelete*whistles over two houseboys*
Lads, I'm wearing fabulous shoes tonight and the carpet is soggy.
*perches comfortably on the houseboys' arms*
Right. How about a drink? I'd love a bottle of red wine thank you. Merlot. And these fabulous gentlemen better have a double vodka and redbull each.
I would like a chilled one please.
ReplyDeleteMistress - I leave the Manse for *5* minutes to get some milk and THIS is what happens??
ReplyDeleteOy vey.........